Subject: A collection of Shipfest haiku.
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Posted on: 2015-03-11 17:47:00 UTC

The quality of these may vary, as they were written during a part of class that I probably should have been paying attention to. Oh well, enjoy!

The fleets are mobile.
Sanity is optional,
For today, we ship!

Little Black Dresses
Half off for today only.
Top half most likely.

Teapot gets around.
Never the same person twice.
And it never speaks.

World-Jumper and shark
Are such a perfect couple.
Watch out for love bites.

When planning orgies,
Bunk beds are superior.
So many options!

I don't recommend
Using a blacklight in here.
This whole thread would glow.

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