Subject: *zzzzz...*
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Posted on: 2015-03-11 01:38:00 UTC

Mmph-ah. Yeaaaaun. Oh. Where am I... Salt water? The hell...

Wood? Box. Wooden box!

HEY! HEY ANYBODY? ARE YOU THERE!?!

HELLO!!

Come on man. Kick. Kick! Harder! Come! On! You! Fat!

That's not working.

Anything else. Don't suppose there's an emergency crowbar in here... What's this?

Good morning World-Jumper!

Sorry about the whole "kidnapping you in your sleep" thing. We knew how much you wanted to be shipped, but when we tried earlier, you struggled too hard! So, for your safety, we knocked you out first. I'm sure you appreciate the irony though, right? You asked to be shipped, so we're shipping you to your ship! We thought it was funny.

Anyway, we're sending you to England. Your partner should be waiting for you. Just, assume a sexy pose for when the box opens. I'm sure you can figure out the rest.

With love,

DawnFire, Iximaz, and PC


...Fracking boarders.

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