Something LIKE it existed...

Subject: Something LIKE it existed...
Author: VixenMage
Posted on: 2015-03-02 21:34:00 UTC

But the thing WE call pizza: a very specific kind of dough, with a specific style of marinara spread over it (you can't just use gravy, it's the wrong consistency), topped with sausage, or onion, or clams, or eggplant, or garlic, or thinly-sliced tomatoes and basil, or any of the above, then covered in mozzarella and baked until done... most certainly did not.

Or at least, it was modified so heavily by the Italian-American community in New Haven that "pizza" as we mean it here is a distinct food from its distant ancestor.

But back to your original gripe - Pizza Hut bears as much resemblance to pizza, as I knew it growing up, as a can of Dole's pineapple does to the original pineapple fruits. ~~And Chicago doesn't count.~~ That much, at least, we can agree on.

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Shipping the PPC. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-25 10:27:00 UTC Reply

So hey, next month is the Shipfest - pardon me, the PPC Boarder Shipfic Fest - and in the same spirit as last year, let's list our ships!

This is not the Shipfest itself; it's not the thread for stories, or for signing up to say you're willing to appear in them. It's just a thread of pure madness wherein we list the pairings (and morings) we ship in the PPC community. And then the list will be used to kick-start the actual Shipfest, because that's heaps of fun. ^_^

Da Rules:

-List your PPC Community ships - people in the PPC community (not organisation) that you totally think are/should be together.
-Give reasons for your ships. Otherwise it's just a random name generator.
-Revenge shipping is perfectly okay!
-Shipping someone with yourself - if you're not actually in a relationship - should be avoided; that's a bit creepy.
-No stories. This is just a list. Stories is next month.
-Have fun! It's a ludicrous exercise in ridiculousness, after all.

If you have a vehement objection to being even mentioned in a ship name, speak up, and people won't do it; it's as simple as that. And again - when the Shipfest comes round, no-one will write stories with you in them unless you specifically give consent.

So... let the shipping commence!

hS

(My ships are in the first reply, of course)

Found this, just had to post it. by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 21:18:00 UTC Reply

The secret to shipping.

Also:

Well, since this is about shipping in general... by World-Jumper on 2015-03-02 21:34:00 UTC Reply

Behold, a very silly game about poorly written pony romance:

Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder.

So, ITT: by World-Jumper on 2015-03-02 20:50:00 UTC Reply

>Iximaz/EVERY LIVING THING!!
>BBBB BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD
>bed based innuendo
>bunkbeds are cool
>FRICKEN SHARKS!
>MFW no laser beams
>LOVE IT FLIES
>THROUGH THE SKY
>LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE
>Storme Hawk wants orgies
>MFW i'm in most of them
>border has a Voyd in his heart

Will post more as thread develops.

AITT: > I CANT TAKE ALL THIS PUNISHMENT! (nm) by World-Jumper on 2015-03-04 00:00:00 UTC Reply

It seems I'm mostly being ignored. by Voyd on 2015-02-28 02:02:00 UTC Reply

I suppose I'm deVOID of any shippable qualities?

I'm told I'm pleasant company, but clearly friendly doesn't keep the ladies warm at night.

Just don't play any love songs. I hate those things, they rub it in my face that relationships aren't a thing I've ever done.

Another note by Voyd on 2015-03-03 03:38:00 UTC Reply

I'm full of these things.

Anyway, feel free to use me as a subject when the Shipfest does roll around, since I probably won't be able to write for it.

Stipulations: I am effingweird. I often hang around with strange people, online and off, and I'm a complete weirdo even by their standards. You can get an idea from reading the stuff I write for Valon; none of his train-of-thought stuff is exaggerated, I really do think like that. It's amazing how I can connect, say, scorpions to the largest storm on record (Super Typhoon Ty).
Clarification might help? by VixenMage on 2015-03-01 20:31:00 UTC Reply

This isn't really about relationships or dating - it's more about... think of it as a sort of massive crackfic!fest, where the premise is "all of HQ is doused with hyper-reactive hormones and go into super-lust mode." So nobody's trying to set anybody up for a lovey-relationship where the Boarders go out for coffee and stare soulfully into each other's eyes and then get married.

I mean, last year there was a PPC boyband that turned into an orgy. I would place a great deal of money on the theory that a significant majority of participants in the first shipfests had never been in a relationship either – I certainly hadn't. It really is just for the absurdity factor - not to be taken seriously at all.

VixenMage/Voyd by Huinesoron on 2015-03-02 09:13:00 UTC Reply

Because we all know you're only trying to help him so he'll fall wildly in love with you, ride into town on his ~~motorbike~~ ~~armoured warhorse~~ gold-plated dragon and whisk you away to a romantic beach somewhere.

... I think I just wrote a shipfic in second person. Oops?

hS

Re: VixenMage/Voyd by Voyd on 2015-03-02 12:13:00 UTC Reply

I actually did take horse-riding lessons when I lived in Maine.

Of course, that was almost ten years ago, so I doubt I remember how.

And if you're going to give me a dragon, make it silver.

But there are no silver dragons in Pern! by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 12:50:00 UTC Reply

Then again, guys can't ride golds, so whatever. :P

Er... by Voyd on 2015-03-02 13:39:00 UTC Reply

I've never read Pern.

Oh, you should, it's amazing. Tell him, Nesh! (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 16:29:00 UTC Reply

I'm not Nesh, by Desdendelle on 2015-03-02 17:19:00 UTC Reply

and I've only read about three Pern books, but yes, it's pretty good.

Well, it seems Voyd doesn't get to ride anything, so (nm) by Scapegrace on 2015-03-02 13:37:00 UTC Reply

Amusing counterpoint. by Huinesoron on 2015-03-02 13:57:00 UTC Reply

From the full list of 'ships, I see that Voyd has been shipped five times.

So has Scapegrace.

Voyd and Scapegrace, equally shippable, but with such different outlooks on it... when they finally met up, how could love help but blossom?

Voyd/Scapegrace. Because statistics are the highest form of romance.

hS

hS/an Excel spreadsheet. by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 16:30:00 UTC Reply

After all, statistics, according to him, are the highest form of romance, and who better to embody statistics than Excel (or whatever program you might use) with all its lovely charts and graphs?

Iximaz/the PPC Board. Not the people - the forum itself. by Huinesoron on 2015-03-02 16:34:00 UTC Reply

Because my beloved spreadsheets show that she's far and away the most prolific poster every month.

hS is vengeful

Aww, shucks. by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 16:37:00 UTC Reply

I really do love this place. Y'all are the nicest bunch of people I've ever had the pleasure to meet, both in-person and online.

Now everyone get out; the Board and I want to have some quality time. ^-^

So, that's twice I've been shipped with everyone and once with the actual forum. This is probably going to end up being the weirdest shipfest for me. Speaking of, when will that officially start?

'March'. ^_~ by Huinesoron on 2015-03-02 16:51:00 UTC Reply

My plan is to wait until this thread has definitely died down, and quite possibly until it's dropped off the front page (which may be the only thing to stop it from continuing to grow...). Then I'll open up the Shipfest itself and get people to say whether they're okay with being in stories - and get down to work on Huinesoron's Even Tediouser Day, of course.

hS

...yeah, this is gonna take forever. (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 21:00:00 UTC Reply

T'hihihihihi- by Desdendelle on 2015-03-02 14:26:00 UTC Reply

Huinesoron x Iximaz - the logical shipper shipped with the really gets around shipee.
Pinky and the Brain for everyone!

"Who're we going to ship tonight, Brain?" (nm) by Huinesoron on 2015-03-02 14:45:00 UTC Reply

"The same ship we ship every night, Pinky." by Desdendelle on 2015-03-02 15:36:00 UTC Reply

DawnFire x Firemagic - both are fiery.
hS x The Nameless Admin - because the Nameless Admin needs love, too!

Again? (nm) by JulyFlame on 2015-03-02 07:45:00 UTC Reply

Dude... by Desdendelle on 2015-02-28 15:22:00 UTC Reply

As Nesh said, relax. Don't take this seriously. I mean, it's just a silly game people play for the laughs. (I mean, IRL I'm as straight as ruler but I don't mind being shipped with guys here. It's a game, no more.)
Voyd/Forever Alone Guy by Neshomeh on 2015-02-28 03:08:00 UTC Reply

Friendly advice: You keep mentioning how you don't do relationships and are basically date poison. You should probably stop doing that if you actually want to be involved more. Taking this game seriously when it could not touch reality with a fifty-foot pole makes it unfun.

Also, don't do the Nice Guy thing, especially if you're being serious. As an article I read recently expressed it (more or less), you don't get a gold star with the ladies just for doing the bare minimum of not being a jerk.

~Neshomeh

Ah, the Nice GuyÂ™. by Voyd on 2015-02-28 03:34:00 UTC Reply

That dude I avoid being just by... well, not interacting with women for the most part. I also don't blame women and accuse them of only dating jerks (demonstrably untrue), I tend to assume that I'm the problem.

I may or may not be bitter with low self-esteem.

Anyway, that's probably enough bitching and moaning from the dude in the corner. On with the show, I guess.

The only one who can fix that problem... by Darkotas on 2015-02-28 18:32:00 UTC Reply

...is you. If you keep telling yourself that nobody would ever want to date you, then it will become a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Here's the thing: don't view women as something "different" from yourself. They're human beings too, with the same interests and aspirations as anyone else! Now, I understand that it can be very difficult to interact with those of the opposite gender if you're shy or simply just adverse to doing so, but if you ever want change... You have to bring it about on your own.

Here's what I suggest. If you want to practice interaction with the opposite gender, use what you have to your advantage. This Board has quite a few girls around - get their advice too! Don't view stuff you say or do around women in a dating context - make some friends of the opposite gender, and be comfortable doing things with them. It will go a long way when you do start searching for a partner.

Re: The only one who can fix that problem... by Voyd on 2015-02-28 19:53:00 UTC Reply

I don't really know how to do social.

I'm 21, but I don't know how to drive, I live with my family and I just left my job. I'm really not sure what to do now, since my computer is broken and my parents are super-busy taking care of my younger siblings.

I rarely leave my room, let alone the house. I do go out and play Pathfinder every other week, though, which I greatly enjoy. I'd love to play more often, but I really only have two friends my age, and neither has a driver's license.

I don't exactly know how to make friends online. I've been part of several online communities, and I have yet to find someone I truly consider a friend.

I know I'm a loser, but I currently lack the means to not be a loser. I don't have money, or transport, or neurotypicality. Yep, I have Asperger's and it has been the bane of my existence for my whole life.

But anyway... I apologize for hijacking the thread. You probably didn't come here to listen to me moan and groan about myself, and I didn't need to say anything. You may now resume your regularly scheduled silly forum games.

If you do want to talk to me, I'm always checking my e-mail. It's DBooker67 at that service from Google.

Here's the thing by firemagic on 2015-02-28 20:37:00 UTC Reply

Being social is hard, and it's rather hard to get a hang of it. Believe me, I know. I'm autistic as well.

But wallowing in the thread and bringing all this up? Doesn't help anyone, not the other Boarders or yourself! This is supposed to be a silly fun shipfest, no need to bring reality into the mix! No one is asking you to leave, just... have fun.

Er... by SeaTurtle on 2015-02-28 17:15:00 UTC Reply

>not interacting with women

That's the difference between being the "quiet guy that doesn't talk" and the "quiet guy that doesn't talk to women".

For the love of all that is good and holy, don't be That Guy.

This amuses me to no end, and... by Pretzel on 2015-02-27 07:22:00 UTC Reply

...now I'm curious to see who I'm shipped with.

Pretzel/Iximaz by Elcalion on 2015-02-28 01:35:00 UTC Reply

Because end of the alphabet love (x's and z's, represent!)
Preztel x Doctorlit. by Desdendelle on 2015-02-27 14:32:00 UTC Reply

No, I don't have any idea why that makes sense, why are you asking?
Pretzel/eatpraylove by Huinesoron on 2015-02-27 12:14:00 UTC Reply

Because I'm sure epl enjoys eating Pretzel's

Oh, I'm sorry, I meant 'pretzels'. You know how typos can be.

hS ^_^

Very funny, but I have a boyfriend. Leave me out of this. (nm) by eatpraylove on 2015-02-28 03:08:00 UTC Reply

Er, and I have a wife. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-28 10:32:00 UTC Reply

But if you would prefer not to be shipped in this thread, that's entirely your right. Do you need the Nameless Admin to delete the post, or are you fine with it staying up?

hS

You can leave it up. by eatpraylove on 2015-02-28 13:19:00 UTC Reply

I'm sure someone else will find it vaguely amusing. :)

At risk of sounding stereotypical... by Iximaz on 2015-02-27 11:39:00 UTC Reply

You/Hieronymous Graubart. German Pretzels!

Mini-me boards mini-ship by Hieronymus Graubart on 2015-02-27 13:51:00 UTC Reply

I’m jealous. Why does he get the girl.

HG

Oops! *punts the mini into oblivion* (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-02-27 16:39:00 UTC Reply

Going... going... GONE! (nm) by Edhelistar on 2015-02-28 02:19:00 UTC Reply

I donÂ’t ship, but IÂ’m shippable by Hieronymus Graubart on 2015-02-26 13:57:00 UTC Reply

And I see it happens already.

HG

Let's see... by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 14:20:00 UTC Reply

Imma ship you/Desdendelle/Neshomeh/Huinesoron/World-Jumper, since you guys kind of showed me the ropes when I first joined. :D

This ship involves bondage, doesn't it? by Neshomeh on 2015-02-26 16:14:00 UTC Reply

Cuz, y'know, ropes.

(I am a terrible person, please forgive me. ^_^; )

~Neshomeh

How did you ever guess?! (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 16:23:00 UTC Reply

Fleet online, Admiral! by Caddy-Shack on 2015-02-26 01:19:00 UTC Reply

Edhelistar/World-Jumper - I call it a 'Space Ship'. Because one has a name with star in in, and the other jumps worlds!
Storme Hawk/TheShyIon - Makes me think of custom units in Command and Conquer.
bluefa02/firemagic - Makes me think or Red vs Blue. If they were individuals, instead of teams of soldiers, that is.
World-Jumper/Voyd - Because jumping over a world lands you in the arms of the void.
Shark-Jumper/World-Jumper - This thread didn't need much of a jump start, but it never hurts!

Oh hey. by VixenMage on 2015-03-01 20:38:00 UTC Reply

Caddy/Data. That's traditional, isn't it? And Huinesoron/Kaitlyn/A-Too-Brief-Period-Of-Peace-And-Quiet...

Also Neshomeh/Phobos/Pizza. Because I can't believe I missed a pizza debate. (You're all heathens, REAL pizza comes from New Haven, CT.)

(I probably won't be much into this this year, for various reasons. But the pizza thread was too tempting.)

Neshomeh/Phobos on a bed of pizza. by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 16:43:00 UTC Reply

Oh yeesh, I so want to just go ahead and write this, right now.

But that would be against Da Rules. by Huinesoron on 2015-03-02 16:53:00 UTC Reply

I mean, I certainly haven't written four entire shipfics already in preparation for the Shipfest. I'm certainly not going to be watching like a hawk for the names I've got in them to say they can be posted. Definitely not.

(Historical precedent suggests that NeshBosh will almost certainly say people can write about them. Make of that bit of information what you will)

hS

Caddy-Shack/World-Jumper. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-26 10:37:00 UTC Reply

Because you clearly have a thing for him, putting him in three of your five ships. Is it the hyphen? It's the hyphen, isn't it?

hS

M-maybe... by Caddy-Shack on 2015-02-26 16:26:00 UTC Reply

What can I say? It's a very elegant and majestic hyphen! One can only dream of having such splendor!

Huinesoron/Sergio Turbo/Neshomeh/JulyFlame - The oldest members I can spot in this thread. All in the Anti-Hyphen League, no doubt! It's a pretty irony ship.

I am one of the oldest? Wait what? by Sergio Turbo on 2015-02-26 22:00:00 UTC Reply

... When did I become one of the historic oldbyes?

Congradulations Turbo! You're old! by World-Jumper on 2015-02-26 22:55:00 UTC Reply

Feel free to pick up your complimentary cane and tweed jacket when you are ready. Also, have some coupons for prune juice and, as always, there's punch and cookies by the door.

Just curious, are there any elderly Italian stereotypes? Because about all I know of Italian culture is Roman history, that I use the word confetti wrong, and that your pizza is inferior to America's.

Wait a minute here. by Sergio Turbo on 2015-02-27 10:47:00 UTC Reply

"and that your pizza is inferior to America's."

*twitches*

Such an offence can only be washed away with blood. That... thing you eat in America can't possibly be called a pizza!

(Hint: Pizza Hut is a worldwide chain, but they never tried opening here in Italy... guess why? Because American pizza is garbage to us.)

Sorry, but it's the second time in a few days I felt hit in my pride of a True Italian...

The other one? Something that started with the recent "...ry X. Landf of Quattro" commercial by Audi. Here in Italy Fiat made a tongue-in-cheek parody for the Panda commercial (Italy. Land of Panda)... and not only Audi cited them for unfair advertisement, the judge even forced Fiat to pull out the commercial, when Audi's the one offensive to Italian motorsport history!

Italy is Land of INTEGRALE! Lancia Delta Integrale! We could kick the ass of their Quattro with the outdated, two-wheel-drive Lancia 037, too!

Whoa whoa whoa. by VixenMage on 2015-03-01 20:57:00 UTC Reply

Yes, pizza is a dish that takes much of its influence from Italy, but the dish itself is an American one! It was a modification by Italian-American immigrants in the Northeast (depending on your bias, New York, New Haven, or, from one person I know, Providence) from pita in the 1930s – and, just FYI, the tomato is native to Central America, and wasn't even present in Europe until well into the Columbian exchange, because Europeans thought it was poisonous. So any dish based on tomatoes (or corn, or potatoes, or turkeys...) can sorta be said to be necessarily partly American in origin.

Invented in America in the '30s? Yeah, sure. by Sergio Turbo on 2015-03-02 18:41:00 UTC Reply

Then why here in Italy it happened to exist already in the XIX century? I'm pretty sure the Doctor isn't involved.

... Is he?

Something LIKE it existed... by VixenMage on 2015-03-02 21:34:00 UTC Reply

But the thing WE call pizza: a very specific kind of dough, with a specific style of marinara spread over it (you can't just use gravy, it's the wrong consistency), topped with sausage, or onion, or clams, or eggplant, or garlic, or thinly-sliced tomatoes and basil, or any of the above, then covered in mozzarella and baked until done... most certainly did not.

Or at least, it was modified so heavily by the Italian-American community in New Haven that "pizza" as we mean it here is a distinct food from its distant ancestor.

But back to your original gripe - Pizza Hut bears as much resemblance to pizza, as I knew it growing up, as a can of Dole's pineapple does to the original pineapple fruits. ~~And Chicago doesn't count.~~ That much, at least, we can agree on.

Still doesn't mean that America invented pizza. by Sergio Turbo on 2015-03-03 20:16:00 UTC Reply

It's like, y'now, coming up with a new type of pencil, calling it simply "pencil" and claiming you invented pencil as a whole.

You invented a new type of pencil, which is all fine and dandy, but you didn't invent "the" pencil.

For the recond, Italian pizza was already called "pizza" in the '800. Your argument is therefore invalid.

A pizzoral history. by Huinesoron on 2015-03-04 11:46:00 UTC Reply

I've just looked up 'pizza' in the Oxford English Dictionary.

They claim that the word derives from post-classical Latin dating back to at least AD 997, and may have come in from 'an unattested Langobardic cognate of Old High German bizzo bite, piece bitten off, morsel, lump, cake made of flour'. (Which means that Germany was calling some form of food something close to 'pizza' before Italy was... but I digress.)

The first attested use in the English literature is actually an English-Italian dictionary from 1598 - that's over 150 years before the USA was founded - where it was listed as 'a kind of cake or simnell or wafer'. In 1825 Baroness Bunsen was fed it (along with 'ham, and cheese, and frittata'), and in 1845, Francis Coghlan's Handbook for Italy described it as 'a popular cake made of preserves or of new cheese'.

But the best reference dates to 1878, and a book called Dolce Napoli:

'Anoint [dough] profusely with oil of olive, and dab in pieces of garlic, anchovy, strong cheese, rancid bacon, and whatsoever else may be highest in flavour and lowest in price; put into a hot oven, bake, and thou hast pizza.'

hS

Re: A pizzoral history. by firemagic on 2015-03-04 13:43:00 UTC Reply

There's seriously a line 'thou hast pizza'? That seems like a line out of a show or cookbook faking Early Modern English*, but OK.

*on a tangent, how many other people get really annoyed when tv shows and movies call Shakespearean langue 'Old English'? First off the top of my head would be the Tintin movie, which cited a perfectly understandable poem as Old English. No, writers, Old English is the original Beowulf, and Middle English is the original Canterbury tales.

*raises hand* by Iximaz on 2015-03-04 14:23:00 UTC Reply

Unless you're saying it sarcastically, like Ye Olde Englishe... no. Just... no.

But, see, that would require research. And we can't have that.

DUN DUN DUNNNN! (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 19:12:00 UTC Reply

Pizza Hut? Well, there's your problem! by World-Jumper on 2015-02-27 19:07:00 UTC Reply

Pizza Hut is garbage! As is any chain American pizza.

You want to know the masterpiece that is American pizza? You come to the States, find a local joint that has no more then three locations in the entire United States, and buy a slice of heaven. Do you want thin crust or deep dish? Sweet or savory sauce? What toppings? Don't matter, find the most popular slice there, get one, and find out why you may have invented the best food on earth, but America has perfected the best food in the universe.

Re: Pizza Hut? Well, there's your problem! by firemagic on 2015-02-28 00:08:00 UTC Reply

Don't most of the very good pizza places here have Italian owners, though?
HA! (nm) by Scapegrace on 2015-02-27 19:18:00 UTC Reply

Chicago-style is best pizza by Phobos on 2015-02-27 18:46:00 UTC Reply

-Phobos, True-enough Italian

No, no, no, that thing is not a pizza! by Sergio Turbo on 2015-02-27 22:22:00 UTC Reply

Sauce goes to the bottom! TO THE BOTTOM DAMNIT!

As said in an otherwise forgettable live action series (I don't even remember the title, I only know that it was about this teenager who found a secret services laptop and somehow ended up doing secret missions instead of the laptop's owner):

"Sauce is the river flowing in the valley and cheese is the snow on the mountains"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neapolitan_pizza

This is best pizza. End of story.

(I'm not against extra toppings though - I for example kinda like adding french fries and würstel sausages (similar to the ones used in hot dogs). Oddly enough, that's often called the "american" flavour here)

Re: No, no, no, that thing is not a pizza! by firemagic on 2015-03-01 17:56:00 UTC Reply

Now shipping Sergio Turbo/True Italian Pizza. And of course Desdendelle/Tea.

And I guess Des/Sergio/A Weird Tea-and-Pizza Meal.

Oh, also, I forgot by Desdendelle on 2015-03-01 20:34:00 UTC Reply

Sergio Turbo x Really Fast Cars.

Now officially shipping Sergio Turbo and Phobos. by Iximaz on 2015-03-01 00:36:00 UTC Reply

Their love stemmed from an argument about pizza.

On a related note by Desdendelle on 2015-03-01 10:19:00 UTC Reply

Firemagic x Iximaz because Iximaz really gets around.
Firemagic x Sergio Turbo because anime, magical girls and bespectacled folks.
Iximaz x World-Jumper because both of them really get around.

Feels good man. by World-Jumper on 2015-03-01 11:13:00 UTC Reply

I like that people like me!

...Or, you know, think I'm silly enough to pair with personas. Whatever. I'll take what I can.

I mean... by Iximaz on 2015-03-01 12:38:00 UTC Reply

Our agents seem to have a thing for each other, which totally means we do, too! *leer*

I just find the fact that everyone's shipping me to be absolutely hilarious. Uh, I mean, my father will hear about this!

I'm not shipping you. by Voyd on 2015-03-01 15:37:00 UTC Reply

But then I'm not shipping anyone. The only things I've ever shipped are Link/Medli (Wind Waker) and SA-X(Metroid)/Pyramid Head(Silent Hill), and the second one was just me being silly and seeing similarities.

You're taking this a wee bit too seriously, methinks. by Desdendelle on 2015-03-01 19:01:00 UTC Reply

So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse!

Urge to make pizza puns...rising...! (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-03-01 02:42:00 UTC Reply

You just want a pizza the action don't you? (nm) by Storme Hawk on 2015-03-01 15:41:00 UTC Reply

Look at us, topping one another with puns. (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-03-01 16:24:00 UTC Reply

That one was just cheesy. (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-03-01 22:46:00 UTC Reply

Maybe we should spice it up? (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 02:42:00 UTC Reply

We don't want to use up olive the puns! (So sorry) (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-03-02 03:33:00 UTC Reply

I would pepper you with more puns but there's not mushroom (nm) by Storme Hawk on 2015-03-02 09:31:00 UTC Reply

That one was just hammy, any way you slice it. (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 11:16:00 UTC Reply

I'll make one about crust. It's the yeast I can do. (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-03-02 18:27:00 UTC Reply

Oh my, aren't we saucy? (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 20:27:00 UTC Reply

Maybe, dough I have a few more to go. (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-03-02 20:37:00 UTC Reply

We really knead better puns. (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 21:01:00 UTC Reply

I suppose we should roll them out, then! (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-03-03 00:04:00 UTC Reply

These bread puns must stop, by order of the Flours. (nm) by Marquis de Sourdough on 2015-03-03 11:36:00 UTC Reply

But it's impossible to stem the flow of creativity! by Iximaz on 2015-03-03 16:03:00 UTC Reply

Oh dear, I think we've gone into Flower puns.

How bloomin' marvellous. (nm) by Scapegrace on 2015-03-03 16:04:00 UTC Reply

It would seem that those puns have taken root here. (nm) by Desdendelle on 2015-03-03 17:33:00 UTC Reply

An American flavor? by Phobos on 2015-02-27 22:48:00 UTC Reply

You would be hard pressed to find a pizza joint in the US that has fries and hotdogs to put on their pizzas. Not that I am against the idea, mind you. I make a mean cheeseburger pizza, myself.

Picture, if you will, a pizza crust with mustard and ketchup on it. Then you add sauteed onions and ground beef. Top that with cheddar cheese, then crisp bacon. Finish with dill pickle slices and put it in the oven. It is a thing of beauty.

-Phobos

If you're American and fat. (nm) by Scapegrace on 2015-03-02 13:36:00 UTC Reply
That sounds interesting. by World-Jumper on 2015-02-27 23:01:00 UTC Reply

I, myself, am a fan of the Avalanche pizza sold at Moose's Tooth. It has Pepperoni, blackened chicken, bacon bits, red onions, parsley, cheddar, mozzarella, provolone, and a very sweat and tangy barbecue sauce to round it all off. One of the best pizzas I have ever had. Anybody come over to Anchorage, I'll buy you a slice or two.

Good or not, you just can't call it pizza, sorry. (nm) by domirossi on 2015-02-27 20:43:00 UTC Reply

No! You call it a f**king cassaroll! by World-Jumper on 2015-02-27 21:00:00 UTC Reply

Eh, let Jon Stewart educate ya!

Here's the full clip if you want some context.

Also, because it's fun, Jon's rant at Trump for taking Alaska's ~~greatest shame~~ former Governor to an inferior Pizza place.

Chicago-style deep dish is fantastic. by Iximaz on 2015-02-27 20:11:00 UTC Reply

Also, if anyone ever happens to go to Louisville, check out this one place called Luigi's Pizza. My brother's friend's uncle owns the place, and the whole thing is authentic. Seriously good stuff.
That would be true... by Scapegrace on 2015-02-27 19:18:00 UTC Reply

If, indeed, it was pizza.

As opposed to some American alleged-cheese dumped on top of lukewarm tomato paste.

Protip: if even British people are calling your food bad, it might be an idea to crack open the ol' Beeton and try something else.

You're right. That does sound terrible. by Phobos on 2015-02-27 20:14:00 UTC Reply

It also sounds like something we would laugh out of town. (Not to mention it sounds like a vicious lie concocted by a bitter New Yorker. I'm looking at you, Jon Stewart!)

Our pizza is composed of layers of flaky crust, meat, vegetables, mozzarella cheese, and a hearty tomato sauce filled with herbs and spices. It also bakes for almost an hour, so if you get lukewarm sauce on top, they're doing it wrong.

-Phobos, Copper Prep-Cook

Now that's weird. by Huinesoron on 2015-03-02 15:12:00 UTC Reply

Every time I read that description, I think the same thing: 'surely putting the crust at the top means everything else will fall off!'.

You're giving a construction list; I'm reading it as a deconstruction list. Fun!

hS
What you are describing: by Scapegrace on 2015-03-02 01:00:00 UTC Reply

Not pizza.

It's a cake you get for someone or something you don't like, like the leaving party for that rancid cockbite from HR that keeps nicking your sandwiches out the fridge.

Also, you sound like a dog food advert. Which I suppose is exactly what you're being rn. =]

Good lord. by Neshomeh on 2015-02-27 20:04:00 UTC Reply

I dunno where you get your pizza, but if they put American cheese on it, they're doing it wrong. No pizza joint worth their salt, international chain or otherwise, would ever put American cheese on a pizza. That's just wrong. O.o

(Er, you were referring specifically to American cheese and not just any cheese produced in America, right? Cuz lemme tell you, the yellow squares are certainly crap, but if you're insulting all our cheese, the entire state of Wisconsin is gonna have a bone to pick with you.)

~Neshomeh
Thems fightin' words. by World-Jumper on 2015-02-27 19:42:00 UTC Reply

Where did you get your pizza? I'll bet you anything it's Pizza Hut. Listen, do you go to McDonalds for quality burgers? KFC for quality fried chicken? Dairy Queen for quality anything? No. So if it was an international chain you bought your pizza at, you have a problem.

I am so tempted to find some good pizza joint that will send their pizzas abroad and teach you all why America has mastered putting cheese and tomato sauce on bread. But by that time, it would not be hot and fresh out of the oven, and ruin the point. So, instead, you fly over here, go to New York, and get one of America's best pizzas.

I'm curious now. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-27 16:19:00 UTC Reply

What's the difference between proper Italian pizza and the export version? Wikipedia's mostly waffling about specific types of tomato and cheese, which is a non-starter (since that's a quality issue at most). I'm getting a vague impression it's partly about the 'bread' used for the base - the top image on Wiki certainly looks more like a flatbread with toppings than an export-style 'pizza base', and there's a quite mouthwatering description of Sicilian-style pizza as 'essentially focaccia with toppings' - but I'm guessing there's more to it than that?

(Fun fact: the first time I ran across the Italian disdain for American 'pizza' was in Rick Riordan's The Mark of Athena)

O'course, it's a good general assumption that any 'regional' food will be horribly mutilated in other countries. Heaven knows England's most popular dish - Chicken Tikka Masala - bears no resemblance to actual Indian curries (which, having once had one made by a genuine Indian person, are very nice)... for that matter, even Yorkshire Puddings are completely different to actual Yorkshire Puddings unless you make them yourself.

Yeah, that's the key. Shop-bought food is different to homemade. Even something as simple as chips (er, fries, I guess). What a world, etc.

hS

Quite a few things. by World-Jumper on 2015-02-27 19:30:00 UTC Reply

Italians use less sauce then we do, and thinner too. We also have a larger variety of flavors our sauce can be, ranging on the sweet and savory scale, while Italian is usually on the sweeter scale, wherever you would place a fresh tomato on the scale.

America loves toppings. We put darn near anything and everything on our pizzas. Pineapple, ham, sausage, peperoni, bell peppers, hot peppers, steak tips, you name it. If it can be eaten, odds are somebody in America has placed it on a pizza. Italians? Not as such. They do not put near the variety, not amount of meat that we Americans do. What can I say? Bigger is better.

Speaking of bigger is better, the crust. You want to start a fight in America? Tell somebody from Chicago that thin crust is superior, or tell somebody from New York that Chicago style is the best. There will be blood on the streets. Suffice to say, we have a wide opinion over how thick the crust should be. We can almost universally agree though, thicker than Italy's. Theirs is not paper-thin, but in comparison, they are eating communion wafers with cheese.

Aside from that, there are some subtle differences, but if I went further then that, we would be going into the differences between regions of pizza in America. So, suffice to say, there is a bit of difference.

Also, halibut pizza? Rather tasty.

Also, from personal experience... by domirossi on 2015-02-27 20:49:00 UTC Reply

At least some Italians go all "BURN THE HERETIC" when you even suggest the idea of putting cream instead of tomato sauce.

Cream? What is this, some sorta French dish? by World-Jumper on 2015-02-27 22:55:00 UTC Reply

Get outta here! That's no pizza! That's some kinda corruption of good wholesome food beloved by all peoples! Cream. Does this look like some kinda cheesy bread to slather funky butter onto? No! This is pizza! Tomato or GTFO!

I'm kidding of course. I do know what your are talking about, I've had it, I did enjoy it. It's just... Not pizza, man. Tasty, and would gladly have more, but not pizza.

Well, it's one ingredient away from pizza. by domirossi on 2015-02-27 22:57:00 UTC Reply

Close enough, I guess.

Uh, something messed up here. by Sergio Turbo on 2015-02-27 10:49:00 UTC Reply

The "motto" of the ad was "Country X. Land of 4", with "country x" replaced by th name of the country the ad was being used in.

Well by Caddy-Shack on 2015-02-26 22:42:00 UTC Reply

I suppose 'people in the PPC longer then me' would have been a better title, but I was sure you were one of the older people in it. Perhaps it's just been a while since I've seen your name and assumed it was a lot longer, haha!

Well... by Sergio Turbo on 2015-02-27 10:50:00 UTC Reply

I joined around May or June 2010, so it will be five years in a few months' time.
*Than (nm) by Caddy-Shack on 2015-02-26 22:48:00 UTC Reply

Well... by Desdendelle on 2015-02-26 22:16:00 UTC Reply

Apparently I'm oldbie enough to be a PG, so you certainly count.

*cough* :P by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 23:41:00 UTC Reply

Anyway, Sergio Turbo, you're officially an oldbie! *slaps bumper sticker on your forehead*

My, I'm popular! by World-Jumper on 2015-02-26 05:17:00 UTC Reply

Although, I have to say, that Shark-Jumper guy? Totally nuts.

You know, I don't say this kinda stuff about boarders, but in his case, I'll say it. Since his introduction, the board has gone downhill. He has done nothing but spam sharks on this board, and I am sick of it! Yeah, it was cute for, like, the first few posts, but now it has gone way overboard. I hate him. I really do.

How I feel right now: by Shark-Jumper on 2015-02-26 05:19:00 UTC Reply

Here's my fleet! by domirossi on 2015-02-25 22:13:00 UTC Reply

What? That's how you call multiple ships, right?
... Okay, I'm sorry. So...
SkarmorySilver/Storme Hawk: OF COURSE! I mean, bird shipping is pretty much something I already do, so...
Alternatively, SkarmorySilver/Iximaz: Because they wrote almost every mission in the last few months.
World-Jumper/Voyd: I swear that one made sense when I thought it out... Uh... They both have a human/nonhuman agent pair? Yeah, let's go with that.
SeaTurtle/Desdendelle: It also made sense when I came up with it... In that case, it's even more embarrassing since that was only a few seconds ago. Maybe it's because of the RP? Yeah, let's go with that (bis).
Iximax/DesDenDelle: Miniship! Well, maybe, if capitalisation minis count.

... Hey, I never said it was a big fleet.

I'm also kinda-OK-I-guess™ with being shipped. Have fun.

domirossi/Sergio Turbo by Huinesoron on 2015-02-26 10:39:00 UTC Reply

I have no idea if either or both of you are Italian, but for the purposes of this ship, you are.

I expect there to be pasta.

hS

One out of two. by Desdendelle on 2015-02-26 16:48:00 UTC Reply

Domirrosi is French (Corsican, to be exact). Sarge is indeed Italian.

Well, I do have Italian origins. by domirossi on 2015-02-26 17:25:00 UTC Reply

And Spanish. And Austrian. And a lot of other stuff. I'm about 1/4 Italian, though. *shrugs*

Also, hey, new mini-Boarder! by domirossi on 2015-02-26 17:28:00 UTC Reply

And since they're the last two minis created, I ship ScarmorySilver and Domirrosi.

Yeah, but Corsica's closer to Italy than France. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-26 16:56:00 UTC Reply

Corsica/Italy is my new OTP. ^_^

Though I see that on Planet Voronoi, Corsica goes to Monaco instead.

hS

It is also worth mentioning... by Scapegrace on 2015-02-26 18:06:00 UTC Reply

That Pasquale Paoli (called by the New Yorker "the greatest man who ever lived") fought a bloody and protracted guerrilla war against French rule and frequently opined that the Corsican people were Italianate. =]

... Though not Genoese. So, he fought for independence. by domirossi on 2015-02-26 18:24:00 UTC Reply

We technically had de-facto independence for 14 years, but then, Genoa sold Corsica to France to pay off some debts, and they invaded. (Well, they had tried calling the Holy Roman Empire for help before that, but then the battle of Calenzana happened, and...)

Minis by Desdendelle on 2015-02-25 22:36:00 UTC Reply

Of all of the ways my handle was misspelled you got for the semi-canonical miscapitalisation?
(Semi-canonical because I think I use it somewhere.)
What about Dresden? Or Desdenelle?

HA! I knew I read it in some mission! by domirossi on 2015-02-25 22:38:00 UTC Reply

(And now, I'm imagining a Boarder/Mini-Boarder ship. ಠ_ಠ)
Sure, why not Desdenelle.

domirossi/Edhelistar. by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 22:26:00 UTC Reply

I dunno, your names are fun to say.

I blame my lack of imagination regarding names. by domirossi on 2015-02-25 22:39:00 UTC Reply

But hey, at least, it's funny to see people try to pronounce it. (The correct pronounciation is with an accentuated open second O, Italian-style. *shrugs*)
(Still haven't found a name for one of my potential agents, and using a terribly unimaginative one for the other one. Well, to be fair, he's a self-insert and chose that name in-universe.)
... Wait, didn't Edhelistar say he didn't want slash pairings? :P

Oops, my bad. by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 22:50:00 UTC Reply

Sorry, Edhelistar! *offers apology brownies*

And YES, I was guessing right about the pronunciation!

Well, I did... by Edhelistar on 2015-02-25 23:28:00 UTC Reply

Buut, I also said that my genderbent version Ellethistar could be used instead of myself.

(Funny trivia: My genderbent self looks like Korra with green hair and glasses. XD)

I am down with being shipped! by World-Jumper on 2015-02-25 20:53:00 UTC Reply

Ship fics are fun! I have no requirements. However, I do have a "challenge" of sorts. Feel free to ignore it for humor.

You all know how much I love ponies. Perhaps to an absurd degree. For my challenge, you cannot use mlp at all in the shipping. However, again, if you found a way for it to be funny, please, use pony humor. Just... Consider it bonus points if you manage to ship me properly without using my love for little ponies.

Now, do I want to ship anybody... Hmm...

ScarmorySilver/Storme Hawk - Because love is for the birds!

Huinesoron/Kaitlyn - Because I need to make up for what the Knight Jumper said in Plort.

Scapegrace/shark - Because now I can't get the idea of a Tsundere Shark shipping out of my head.

Mini-agent alert! *pats ScarmorySilver* by eatpraylove on 2015-02-26 14:44:00 UTC Reply

I'll get this little guy to SkarmorySilver ASAP, all right?
You're giving me ideas. by Desdendelle on 2015-02-25 21:02:00 UTC Reply

World-Jumper x Shark because sharks. Also, World-Jumper x shank because it rhymes.

World-Jumper/An actual shark would be... Interesting. (nm) by domirossi on 2015-02-25 21:35:00 UTC Reply

Mother of God... by World-Jumper on 2015-02-25 22:42:00 UTC Reply

MLP sharks. They are a thing.

BRING ME THE PURPLE ONE! I DEMAND TWILIGHT SHARKLE! (nm) by Scapegrace on 2015-02-25 23:07:00 UTC Reply

Ask and you shall receve: by World-Jumper on 2015-02-25 23:26:00 UTC Reply

Oh, I've got something special planned for you... by Scapegrace on 2015-02-25 23:44:00 UTC Reply

No, not that. Go away, Damien.

But yeah, there's bound to be somewhere nearby where a pastel-coloured shark can frolic with abandon. And lookit! Lookit the cute!

D: Why would you do that! by World-Jumper on 2015-02-25 23:50:00 UTC Reply

Poor sharkie!

In all seriousness though, I am rather impressed with that art piece. I can't imagine how much formaldehyde that took. Very interesting.

If it's any consolation, it was already dead. by Scapegrace on 2015-02-26 00:35:00 UTC Reply

Now he can forever make the omnomnom face at beret-wearers in an art gallery. Livin' the dream. =]

SWEET CELESTIA, WHAT. by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 22:59:00 UTC Reply

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Dear Rowling.

Far more where that came from. by Shark-Jumper on 2015-02-25 23:39:00 UTC Reply

And a pony shark!

My sides hurt from laughing! (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 00:17:00 UTC Reply

So, does that mean you will be writing me X shark? (nm) by World-Jumper on 2015-02-26 00:22:00 UTC Reply

World-Jumper/sharks, everyone! (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 00:58:00 UTC Reply

Still a better love story than Twilight (nm) by foofooman3 on 2015-02-26 01:12:00 UTC Reply

And Twilight is better love story than 50 Shades of Gray. (nm) by Edhelistar on 2015-02-26 03:42:00 UTC Reply

Define "Love" in that case. by World-Jumper on 2015-02-26 05:21:00 UTC Reply

I agree Twilight is a better story then 50 shades, but calling 50 shades a love story? I don't know...

Again... by Scapegrace on 2015-02-26 09:32:00 UTC Reply

What do people expect? Fifty Shades is Twilight badfic.

Har. Seriously though. by World-Jumper on 2015-02-26 01:04:00 UTC Reply

If somebody does not write me/sharks in the upcoming shipfest, I will be be very dissapoint.

I guess you can say this thread... by Darkotas on 2015-02-26 01:08:00 UTC Reply

...has jumped the shark. *puts on sunglasses* *is shot*

*Throws him to the sharks* (nm) by Edhelistar on 2015-02-26 01:38:00 UTC Reply

So it will be World-Jumper x Bruce? by Edhelistar on 2015-02-26 01:04:00 UTC Reply

Bruce? Liking me? by Shark-Jumper on 2015-02-26 01:09:00 UTC Reply

God bless Tsundere Sharks

Well, you know the saying: by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 02:31:00 UTC Reply

Boarders are lovers, not food.

Or maybe it was something else...?

If you delve deep enough into the Internet... by domirossi on 2015-02-25 22:45:00 UTC Reply

Everything is a thing. But you probably already know that.

Indeed. The best kind of interesting. by World-Jumper on 2015-02-25 21:46:00 UTC Reply

*Looks at picture* by World-Jumper on 2015-02-25 21:15:00 UTC Reply

Oh, she kinda looks like human!Rarity. Shorter hair, but kinda pretty. Yeah, I could be down with that.

*reads article*

That's a dude!?

And his hair is... tentacles? Um. Well. Considering the nature of shipping... This might not end well.

So... tempting... by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 21:19:00 UTC Reply

I will not state the obvious. I will not state the obvious. I WILL NOT STATE THE OBVIOUS!

Oh, just say it. You know you want to. (nm) by World-Jumper on 2015-02-25 21:22:00 UTC Reply

There are no women in Yu-Gi-Oh. by Voyd on 2015-02-25 21:29:00 UTC Reply

There are only incredibly girly men!
... is that right/what you were after?

/me has not seen YGOTAS

Nah, my comment was more... by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 21:30:00 UTC Reply

'my brain fell in the gutter at the mention of tentacles but I shouldn't make the NSFW joke'.

~Iximaz, who has the maturity of a twelve year-old

I knew it! by World-Jumper on 2015-02-25 21:36:00 UTC Reply

Don't worry, I had the exact same thought. I've seen enough... anime... to know where this is going.

Whatsamattawitchoo? by Scapegrace on 2015-02-25 22:18:00 UTC Reply

Scared of bein'... eaten?

With how much I've been posting sharks, I guess not. by World-Jumper on 2015-02-25 22:24:00 UTC Reply

Never thought of myself as a vore kinda guy though. *sigh* Add another to the list, I guess.

(If there are people who don't know what vore is, basically, it's fantasizing over being eaten/eating somebody. In a pleasurable way. It is weird, definitely not my thing, but relatively harmless.)

My ships... by TheShyIon on 2015-02-25 19:41:00 UTC Reply

Storme Hawk/SkarmorySilver, because I always think they're the same person for some reason. Dang birds. :P
Iximax/Huinsoren, a ship between minis because minis need love too.

And wow, people are actually shipping me? I did not expect that! But feel free to do so. :P

As a general rule... by SkarmorySilver on 2015-02-25 22:12:00 UTC Reply

...I usually prefer to be paired with Boarders whom I've gotten to know on a personal level, typically by co-writing with them. This would kinda preclude me/Storme, and I get the sense that the two of us are constantly being shipped just because both of our usernames include a bird of some sort.

THAT SAID, assuming Storme has permission (and given that he does have agents listed in his user page on the Wiki, I'm guessing he does), I'd be happy to collab with him once I come out of all of my school and job-searching stuff. Especially since my upcoming DIC team will be taking on a lot of video-game continua. Apparently, we're not just birds, but gamers as well!

SkarmorySilver/Al's Waiter. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-26 06:37:00 UTC Reply

SkarmorySilver/Kaitlyn
SkarmorySilver/Araeph
SkarmorySilver/Shadow

YOUR PREFERENCES MATTER NOT. ALL SHALL FALL BEFORE THE POWER OF SHIPPING.

"And now the Shipping Forecast, issued by the Lust Office on behalf of the Partytime and Funguard Agency..."

hS

One problem: by Scapegrace on 2015-02-26 09:35:00 UTC Reply

We couldn't find where we put the CD with Lillibulero on it, so we had to use this instead.

And sorry for not seeing your post. by TheShyIon on 2015-02-25 22:51:00 UTC Reply

It got a bit lost in all that red. >_
Only indirectly because birds. by TheShyIon on 2015-02-25 22:48:00 UTC Reply

Sorry about that, though. It's more about the confusing you two than the you both being birds thing, though that would be why I confuse you two. Am I making sense? Probably not. I can't words today, apparently.
Oh, come on, you know you love it! by World-Jumper on 2015-02-25 22:18:00 UTC Reply

Just look at these two love birds!

Well, those are actual lovebirds, but my point stands!

Like I said... by SkarmorySilver on 2015-02-25 22:45:00 UTC Reply

I'll defer my judgement until Storme and I actually get to know each other, but if everyone wants to put us together, then I'll be cool with it!

Storme, may I ask what are your thoughts on this pairing, and if it would be acceptable for us to co-write a mission if we get the time?

Well... by Storme Hawk on 2015-02-26 09:52:00 UTC Reply

I'm cool with it,

Yeah, I'd be happy to co-write a mission at some point, although saying that I've still got 3 solo missions in various stages of completeness (which is to say, not very complete) and a co-write with Herr Wozzeck to finish up, so it'll be interesting to see what gets finished first.

Good to know! by SkarmorySilver on 2015-03-01 04:43:00 UTC Reply

As soon as I get my IRL stuff done and my agents ready, I'll flag a badfic down for the two of us and send you an e-mail! :)

Go right ahead! by firemagic on 2015-02-25 17:44:00 UTC Reply

I can be shipped with anyone, so go right ahead!

And... for some reason, Voyd/Iximaz? I'm not sure why but you two are kinda linked together in my head. Also SkarmorySilver/World-Jumper, for being the last two people to make RPs on the Other Board.

Re: Go right ahead! by Voyd on 2015-02-25 17:59:00 UTC Reply

I just realized that a case could be made for me and any of the returnbies, because returnbies.

I'm not sure why I'd be linked with Iximaz, though.

Meh, it seems like everyone's shipping me. by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 22:53:00 UTC Reply

I'm just the Draco Malfoy of the PPC this year, I guess!

Aw yeah.

It was going to happen anyway by foofooman3 on 2015-02-26 12:14:00 UTC Reply

Iximaz/The entire board - with the way things were going it was already going to happen. I just went ahead and put it out there.

Wow, TheShyIon and I are really getting around! by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 12:18:00 UTC Reply

*puts on Little Black Dress* *looks at leather pants* Mm... Nah, that'd just be another thing to have to take off... you know, later. *tosses hair*

(I just tried tossing my hair. It's too short to wok. I just got a lot of weird looks.)

Uh...why did you try to cook your hair? by son_of_heaven176 on 2015-02-28 01:32:00 UTC Reply

(Pay close attention to the second sentence in your parenthetical.)

*tears of laughter* (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-02-28 04:17:00 UTC Reply

Hm, Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy... by Desdendelle on 2015-02-25 23:30:00 UTC Reply

Ah, yes. Here, you gotta wear those Leather Pants. Who's gonna be Ron the Death Eater?

Prolly me. by Scapegrace on 2015-02-25 23:46:00 UTC Reply

After all, I am evil. Just ask Iximaz about the Notary's real backstory one of these days. =]

You don't qualify, then. by Desdendelle on 2015-02-26 19:25:00 UTC Reply

After all, Ron the Death Eater is a good guy that gets bashed/turned evil/etc for no good reason. Like Ron and his family.

Allow me to drag out one of my most favorite pictures of all by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 20:22:00 UTC Reply

Sweet baby Rassilon, is it sad. by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 00:38:00 UTC Reply

But I'm under the Implied Confidentiality of the Sounding Board, so that's all I'll say. ^_~

firemagic/Edhelistar! by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 17:46:00 UTC Reply

Because he just gave me a Lava Cookie... and lava, fire... you know.

I won't mind being shipped... (however unlikely that is) by Edhelistar on 2015-02-25 16:45:00 UTC Reply

... as long is not in a slash pairing.

Regarding shipping others, well I'm kind of boring with that. Ships-canon-pairings level of boring. I have only shipped one non-canon pairing in all history of fandom and I'm still on that ship despite it being deader than Disco.

Therefore my shippings are:

Huinesoron/Kaitlyn
Neshomeh/Phobos
Both for the reasons listed above.

Pff, "likely." by Neshomeh on 2015-02-25 16:53:00 UTC Reply

Just for that:

Edhelistar/Huinesoron, because Elvish usernames. Throw in Elcalion if he's around, too.

(I have no idea what gender you are, but I assumed female. Sorry if I was wrong.)

~Neshomeh, completely open to being shipped herself.

Swan Ships by Elcalion on 2015-02-27 12:05:00 UTC Reply

would be the logical name for an all-Elvish-username ship, no?

Elcalion, who doesn't mind being shipped either.
Drat, you just threadjacked me. by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 16:55:00 UTC Reply

~~THREAD? BRING OUT THE DRAGONS~~

How about Neshomeh/Huinesoron and Phobos/Kaitlin? That should be self-explanatory. ;)

Hehe. by Neshomeh on 2015-02-25 16:58:00 UTC Reply

I find it amusing that we had the same thought, but guessed differently about Edhelistar's gender.

Yup. I'm pretty sure the four of us had a married-folk orgy one year, too. }= D

~Neshomeh

I thought that was the plan for the next Gathering? by Huinesoron on 2015-02-26 10:53:00 UTC Reply

[Ducks; Covers; Runs]

hS

*snort* by Neshomeh on 2015-02-26 16:01:00 UTC Reply

Well, Phobos and I do hope to return to the UK for our five-year anniversary, so if you've got the bed space to spare... ^_~

(No, I am not seriously agreeing to an actual orgy, good grief. {X D )

~Neshomeh

There's always bed space when you stack vertically! by Huinesoron on 2015-02-26 16:42:00 UTC Reply

(What, no? I never would have guessed. ^_^ So you're suggesting some sort of turn-taking arrangement stop no don't hurt me!)

Oh, yeah, you came to the Old Country and we completely failed to bother you with a Gathering, didn't we? We'll have to rectify that next time. Though, uh...

... I'm about to embarass myself...

... I just thought 'I wonder when they got married? It can't have been longer ago than 2000 or so... WAIT I MEAN 2010 NO WAIT HELP THE PAST IS OUT TO GET ME'.

XD

hS

{X D by Neshomeh on 2015-02-26 18:10:00 UTC Reply

August 2011 is when we got married, so look out for us in the summer of 2016. That is, assuming I get a new job pretty soon and we can actually save up for it.

We didn't really have time to Gather during our honeymoon, since most of it was spent on a cruise ship. We were only in London for a couple nights before we had to run off to catch the boat, and IIRC, nobody could make it in the narrow windows we had in various ports. Y'all are forgiven. {= )

To embarrass myself in turn, when did you and Kaitlyn get married? It was before us, but I don't know how long before. (Certainly not 2000, though! You'd have been like 14 or something; I know I was.)

~Neshomeh

October 2008. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-26 20:26:00 UTC Reply

And I was... yeah, 14 in 2000. Which was only a few years back! Right?

Captain's Log, Stardate 2015. ... ... ... I feel old.

hS

Would it make you feel better if we called you Gramps? :P (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 20:37:00 UTC Reply

*waves cane* Darn kids! Get off my lawn! (nm) by Neshomeh on 2015-02-26 21:40:00 UTC Reply

Wait, August? by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 18:41:00 UTC Reply

Please tell me it was the 15th. If it was, I'll die laughing.

Nope; the 6th. Sorry! (nm) by Neshomeh on 2015-02-26 19:57:00 UTC Reply

Aw, so close! by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 20:01:00 UTC Reply

The 15th is when my parents got married. it would have been hilarious if you guys shared the date.

You just missed the perfect opportunity! by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 16:51:00 UTC Reply

*sighs and rubs temples*

Fine, I'll say it for you: Bunk beds are cool. It's a bed— with a ladder!

Well... by Darkotas on 2015-02-26 17:57:00 UTC Reply

They're not quite as fun if you're tall. If I had a dollar for every time I've hit my head when I get up too fast, I'd be able to buy a soda from a vending machine! (Apart from that, they're still amazing.)

Seriously, 'get up too fast'? by Huinesoron on 2015-02-26 20:24:00 UTC Reply

You're totally in on this bunk-bed orgy. Iximaz did say you two are canon, right? That means we're even sticking to a theme!

Of course, the bunk-bed means I have to ask everyone this question in the most deliberately-ambiguous way possible:

Top or bottom?

XD

hS needs a 'wicked' smiley

I've always preferred... by Neshomeh on 2015-02-26 21:37:00 UTC Reply

The bottom bunk. For spiffy cave/secret fort purposes. And, sure, top has a nice view, but it's so much work going up and down! *eg*

~Neshomeh uses chat abbreviations instead of smileys sometimes.

[Strange choking sounds] by Huinesoron on 2015-02-27 09:12:00 UTC Reply

Personally, I've always thought it was best to swap over occasionally. That way, you get all the advantages - even if it can be quite a, uh, scramble to make the switch.

hS would add O:-), but it doesn't really look much like an angel
Well, I like the top by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 22:31:00 UTC Reply

Because mom won't allow bunk beds in the house. Says they're too dangerous. Plus I love climbing, so that's an added bonus!

Well. by Darkotas on 2015-02-26 20:57:00 UTC Reply

So many choices... Guess I'll go with top! And yeah, we're a few days shy of 7 months canon now. Besides, the top bunk has a MUCH better view for this sort of thing.

(Well, guess I'm jumping in head first on this whole "post more often" thing! :P)
Yep, canon since July 31 last year. by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 20:48:00 UTC Reply

Though we're much too young to get up to that sort of thing.

...

DIBS ON TOP BUNK! >D

I challenge thee in Smash for top bunk. (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-02-26 20:58:00 UTC Reply

*cracks knuckles* Bring it on! (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 20:59:00 UTC Reply

Results by Darkotas on 2015-02-26 21:19:00 UTC Reply

It seems my Wario was inched out by Iximaz's Zelda for control of the top bunk. Well played, my dear... But beware the perils of random pokes and stealing the ladder from below. :P

'Random--' Nah, too easy. (nm) by Huinesoron on 2015-02-27 12:31:00 UTC Reply

Speaking of that... by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 11:10:00 UTC Reply

When/where might it be? I'll be a poor college student in about six months, so I could make it to Chicago, most likely. I'd have to wait another three years before London. Studying abroad in Canterbury, f**k yeah!

This is my 'barely contained laughter' face. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-26 11:19:00 UTC Reply

I don't think you meant 'that' to refer back to a hypothetical orgy, did you? XD Only your exp**tive kind of supports the idea that you did...

Sorry, sorry. Ahem. This is me looking composed. Gatherings are fairly ad-hoc, and often come about when someone's travelling close to someone else. So you could probably negotiate with the other Americans to throw a Chicago Gathering any time; ditto would go for a UK one (we threw one for I think Araeph on about two weeks' notice).

Canterbury, huh? Is that a confirmed thing, or just an option you could theoretically take? I've not actually heard, uh... anything about the University of Canterbury at any point... which Google confirms is because there isn't one. ^_^ Canterbury Christ Church or Kent?

hS

Kent. by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 11:40:00 UTC Reply

(And yes, the double meaning was intentional.)

If everything works out, then I'll be going to Kent in 2018. Right now it's theoretical, but my parents have been saving money and apparently not many students from my school do the program (programme? :P ) I want to do, so I think I have a good shot of getting in. Studying English in England? Who ever would think of such a crazy thing!

Uni, huh. by Desdendelle on 2015-02-26 18:59:00 UTC Reply

I might end up in London sometime in 2016/17 because the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, where I might or might not study law, has an International Law exchange programme that sends its students to study in London.

Noooo! by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 19:08:00 UTC Reply

We'd be missing each other by like two years! That's a lot when you're still a wee little kiddie like myself.

But seriously, WHYY?

Well... by Desdendelle on 2015-02-26 19:22:00 UTC Reply

You can always come visit us in the blisteringly-hot, terrorist-filled, way-too-overpriced desert that is Israel.
(Israel is about half desert, the winters can be pretty cold, and it's more probable that you'll die in a car crash rather in a terrorist attack, but yeah.)

I might just take you up on that. by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 21:01:00 UTC Reply

Despite my mom's misgivings, my dad's been to Israel before and he enjoyed it there. Naturally, it made me curious.

Hey, you're an American, after all... by Scapegrace on 2015-02-27 00:02:00 UTC Reply

Might be nice to see where your money goes. =]
Well, by Desdendelle on 2015-02-26 22:15:00 UTC Reply

there's a lot to see here, the people are warm - if not very polite - and if you like sun you'll love the weather here.
That said, that's about as off-topic as it gets, so if there's anything you want to ask, drop me a mail (sur DOT nhm AT gmail DOT com).

No. by Scapegrace on 2015-02-26 13:07:00 UTC Reply

No, that can't be right. You cannot be coming to the place where I live. I must be mishearing you. Misreading. Whatever. There's no way that that's happening, right?

I'm not that lucky.

You're joking. by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 13:38:00 UTC Reply

You seriously live in Canterbury?? Oh my goodness, we will continue this conversation via email. TELL ME EVERYTHING! :D

In my User page in the wiki and intrduction thread I said... by Edhelistar on 2015-02-25 17:11:00 UTC Reply

... male. Though I don't mind being genderbent for the purpose of ships. In fact one my oldest characters is just a green-haired genderbent version of myself.

So feel free to turn the "Edhel" part into "Elleth". XD

Yay, I was right! What's my prize? :P (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 17:15:00 UTC Reply

A Lava Cookie! (nm) by Edhelistar on 2015-02-25 17:17:00 UTC Reply

Well, there goes my Edhelistar/Huinesoron pairing. by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 16:53:00 UTC Reply

...unless I've been wrong and you're a girl? Oh dear, I can't remember. *ashamed*

-Crazed laughter- by Desdendelle on 2015-02-25 15:37:00 UTC Reply

Let the madness reign!
(Go ahead and ship me.)

Let's see, let's see:
-Iximaz x PC (makes sense in my head, but not anywhere else).
-Iximaz x Iximax (minishipping ho).
-Iximaz x Scapegrace (name-changes).
-Scapegrace x Hieronymus Graubart (The other Culture people).
-Hieronymus Graubart x Herr Wozzeck (both connected to Germany in my head).
-Huinesoron x Elven languages (no idea how that will work. Why are you asking?).

Huh, there's a disproportionate amount of Iximaz there...

*tosses hair* by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 16:24:00 UTC Reply

It's just bacause I'm so faaabulous, dahling!

And shouldn't the minishipping be Izimax/Iximax? Did you just make a mini-mini?

-Salutes- by Desdendelle on 2015-02-25 19:11:00 UTC Reply

No, mini-shipping as in shipping you with a mini, not shipping minis together. Though, that said, the worse Cargo Ship ever: Huinesoron x the Elven Feet Pole.
Mini-mini? by Scapegrace on 2015-02-25 16:37:00 UTC Reply

MINCEPTION!

*tiny bwonnng*

They're 20% smaller than the regular minis! (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 16:39:00 UTC Reply

This amuses me by SkarmorySilver on 2015-02-25 15:00:00 UTC Reply

I've never had any love life to speak of (I did have an IRL date last year, but it didn't work out), so I'm not sure if shipping me with another Boarder would be worth anyone's time to be honest. If I had to reccommend any partners for me, though, I'd go with eatpraylove and Iximaz, both of which I got to know via collabs. A close second pick, as a few of you have guessed, is Herr-Wozzeck, whose writing was one of the reasons for my joining the PPC in the first place; if he ever comes back I would like to co-write with him as well.

Probably not Storme Hawk, though. Don't know him on a personal level despite us being birds and all. And I honestly have no idea why hS would be referred to as a bird, either.

Between other Boarders, I'd probably go with Neshomeh/Tungsten Monk and Caddy/Miah, both of which have again co-written some really good stuff.

'Soron' is Quenya for 'eagle'. (nm) by Huinesoron on 2015-02-25 15:13:00 UTC Reply

Ah. Hm. by Voyd on 2015-02-25 14:11:00 UTC Reply

Shipping... yeah. That subject I usually have a 15-yard restraining order against. And it's of real people this time.

You can toss me into this dish, but don't complain if your VoydxWhoever ship salad is bitter.

That metaphor made more sense in my head. Anyway, I don't have any Boarder ships that aren't already dating/married.

Yet another note by Voyd on 2015-02-27 02:06:00 UTC Reply

Any story featuring me miiiiiight just blow up in my face.

Full disclosure: I've been on exactly one date. The girl then went to medical school and was obscenely busy for a year. When I got back to her months later, she had a boyfriend. I now suspect that she may have been messing with me for a while. Thus my self-doubt regarding romance.
Note that I am okay with being shipped. by Voyd on 2015-02-26 02:47:00 UTC Reply

Also note that I probably won't be part of the actual Shipfest. I haven't the foggiest idea of how this whole "romance" thingamajabber works, so don't expect any such stories from me.

Also my computer's still broken, that's another factor.

Oh, that's easy. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-26 10:23:00 UTC Reply

Lacksidacksical looked at OlderThanThou. "You're hot," she said.

"So are you," said OlderThanThou. "We should do the sex."

"Okay," said Lacksidacksical.

And then they did the sex.

The shipfest involves deliberately ridiculous, over-the-top, wildly-inaccurate, or otherwise non-realistic portrayals of PPC Boarders. One of my favourite shipfics of all time is one of the very first - Night Sprinkles on a Doomed Fate by Twiggy. Wanna guess how much of it is accurate?

(None. None of it is accurate.)

hS

Uh, scuze me. by Kaitlyn on 2015-02-26 18:07:00 UTC Reply

Are you claiming I am not the most beautiful, tall, slim, fair, pointy-eared, lavender/cobalt-eyed maiden you've ever seen? Are you claiming my body does *not* surpass that of Christina Aguilera?

You wouldn't be claiming that.

Wow, almost missed you among all the red! by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 19:41:00 UTC Reply

*offers a plate of SPaGhetti* Good to see you again!

*shoves a mic in your face* So, Kaitlyn, you've been made an honorary PG! What are you going to do next? ;)

How's life been treating you?

Well, not to brag . . . by Kaitlyn on 2015-03-02 06:36:00 UTC Reply

. . . but I do live a life of high adventure. Got a lot of packed lunches and laundry and stuff scheduled in *this very day*. Again, not to make anyone jealous, but the life of an honorary PG is very glamorous indeed. ;)

Life has been treating me pretty fairly, thank you for asking! How about you?

Been doing all right. by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 11:23:00 UTC Reply

Enjoying my last year (mostly) free of responsibility while I can. College in six months? Where did my childhood go?! Luckily, I got almost all the AP classes I wanted to take out of the way in tenth and eleventh grade, so I have hardly any homework this year. Means lots of free time for writing. :)

Of course, when teachers assign projects, they seem to do it all at once. It's a conspiracy, I tells ya!

No, no, all that stuff's accurate. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-26 18:58:00 UTC Reply

I meant it's inaccurate because it claims I asked you to marry me. ^_~

Also you would never name a cat Moonlight.

hS

Hm by Voyd on 2015-02-26 13:03:00 UTC Reply

The only parodic thing I can think of... uh, it may or may not expose me as a cynic.

Voyd said to (girl X) "Hey! Wanna start a relationship that may or may not lead to sexual congress?"

The only response was a shoe in his face. He spent the next half-hour beating his head against a wall for being such a blunt idiot.

... yeah. Romance is really not something I can see myself doing, not successfully anyway.
Oh my goodness, my sides! XD by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 12:11:00 UTC Reply

Bravo, Twiggy! Yes, yes, it's old. I don't care. This is a work of art!

Which reminds me, I need to show foofooman3 "Huinesoron's Very Odd Day"...

Willing to be shipped! by Scapegrace on 2015-02-25 12:20:00 UTC Reply

My real life is devoid of romantic love and I would like to live vicariously through other people's ideas.

In addition to this, I will endeavour to put the ship to music. Why? Just 'cause. =]

(would shipping music be a shanty idek)

---

hS/Iximaz
I see this as kind of a mentoring-related ship, with the rise of someone to greatness as their lover looks on, proud as can be of how far they've come.
Theme:- We's runnin' a classy joint here, see? Nyeah.

Storme Hawk/SkarmorySilver
birb birb birb birb birb birb birb birb BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB-
Theme:- BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB okay you get the point

SkarmorySilver/Herr Wozzeck
Our resident purveyors of missions that go on for-bleedin'-ever. They like it loooooong~ >;oD
Theme: Geddit?

More as my memory comes back. =]

That's the name of the song, thanks (nm) by Storme Hawk on 2015-02-25 17:03:00 UTC Reply
Revenge ship! by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 13:18:00 UTC Reply

hS/Scapegrace. Scapegrace would so be a tsundere. ;)

(I had this weird hero-worship complex of the oldbies when I first joined, so you're not too far off the mark, actually.)

Tsundere you say? by World-Jumper on 2015-02-25 19:59:00 UTC Reply

It- it's not like I have a subreddit full of these. B-baka!
I know. I was there, remember? =] by Scapegrace on 2015-02-25 13:38:00 UTC Reply

Also, hS, what is the equivalent Sindarin term for b-baka? =]

Try 'pennauth'. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-25 14:11:00 UTC Reply

It's a compound which would literally mean 'thoughtless', which is quite close to 'fool'. You could also have 'pengolu', 'wisdomless'.

Neither of them are quite as pithy as the Japanese, sadly. How about 'ungely', 'without any lore'? Of course, that's pronounced 'OON-gelly', rather than with the English 'un' sound, but it does look like...

... actually, it looks like a Northern or Scottish dialect term. "Aye, he's a bit ungely, if you know what I mean...'

hS

Oh dear... by Scapegrace on 2015-02-25 15:05:00 UTC Reply

Now you've made me think about writing a crackfic crossover between The Lord Of The Rings and Last Of The Summer Wine.

Alltagevvernaaaah!

My list by foofooman3 on 2015-02-25 12:15:00 UTC Reply

I did it for Shipfest.

World-Jumper/Iximaz - co-write
Iximaz/Her pencil - canon
SeaTurtle/PoorCynic - first two I thought of
Darkotas/Phobos - World of Warcraft
Huinesoron/SkarmorySilver/Storme Hawk - birds

I am ok with being shipped (nm) by foofooman3 on 2015-02-26 19:39:00 UTC Reply

Yay Shipfest! by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 11:26:00 UTC Reply

I'm cool being shipped with anyone! Okie, parings...

Iximaz/Darkotas- Canon

Darkotas/foofooman3- Brocrushin'

foofooman3/TheShyIon- both my siblings (just in different senses)

SkarmorySilver/World-Jumper- both guys I've done co-wrires with

SkarmorySilver/eatpraylove- they had a nice co-write

Desdendelle/Neshomeh- they both love tea

Aw yeah, this is gonna be fun!

Re: Yay Shipfest! by Darkotas on 2015-02-26 19:47:00 UTC Reply

Replying to announce my shipping eligibility! I still like the canon pairing best, though. :)

Re: Yay Shipfest! by firemagic on 2015-02-28 00:02:00 UTC Reply

SkarmorySilver/Darkotas? Because Darkotas sounds like a pokemon name, though Google informs me it isn't.

If you must know.... by Darkotas on 2015-02-28 01:45:00 UTC Reply

It's the name of my Warlock in World of Warcraft, and I decided to use it as my online handle for a number of things. If I was a Pokèmon, though... I'd be a Ghost/Dark type! (Despite both of those being quite far from my actual personality.)

Fire away by Storme Hawk on 2015-02-25 11:16:00 UTC Reply

AKA I'm willing to ship and be shipped.
And on that note, a return from last year Storme Hawk/hS, 'cos bird shipping (also if you want more of an excuse we're the first two people to reply to this).

More Ships by Storme Hawk on 2015-02-25 17:14:00 UTC Reply

hS/sjosten/TheShyIon/Caddy-Shack/Gigglet/Data Junkie/Iximaz (delete as appropriate if people don't want to be shipped) For those who may have taken Shipverse: Inhibitions a bit too seriously.

Neshomeh/Fish Custard/EileenAlphabet/Voyd/eatpraylove/sjosten/DawnFire/World-Jumper/Iximaz/Desdendelle/SkarmorySilver/Darkotas/dragon master 7/firemagic (delete as appropriate if people don't want to be shipped) Something goes wrong (or is it right?) at the first PPC fic awards.

Storme Hawk

Bringing her around for a broadside. by Storme Hawk on 2015-03-02 09:30:00 UTC Reply

AKA one more ship AKA the ship to end all ships (from me)

Iximaz/TheShyIon/hS/Storme Hawk/Desdendelle/JulyFlame/Darkotas/firemagic/foofooman3/Scapegrace/World-Jumper/Voyd/Kaitlyn/Neshomeh/Elcalion/domirossi/Caddy-Shack/Sergio Turbo/Phobos/VixenMage\Hieronymus Graubart\Pretzel\SeaTurtle

AKA everyone who's posted on the ship thread and hasn't (at the time of this post) said they don't mind who they're paired with (unless I've missed a post somewhere, it's a long thread, in which case sorry).

Storme Hawk

Speaking of logical extremes... by Desdendelle on 2015-03-02 12:48:00 UTC Reply

Iximaz x everyone and everything. Since she really gets around.

Me/Luxury. Because I'm her now, I guess. :P (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 12:54:00 UTC Reply

Iximaz x Iximaz woo selfcest by Desdendelle on 2015-03-02 14:39:00 UTC Reply

I think my brain is slowly melting.

Me/alternate universe Iximaz? (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-03-02 16:27:00 UTC Reply

Nah, that's too complicated. Just a clone. (nm) by World-Jumper on 2015-03-02 20:56:00 UTC Reply
I haven't the foggiest. by Desdendelle on 2015-03-02 17:21:00 UTC Reply

I posted that while under the influence of the Sillies.

Hey, I made it to 51 on Shipverse before I got bored! by TheShyIon on 2015-02-25 19:32:00 UTC Reply

;)

You haven't been shipped enough. by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 19:43:00 UTC Reply

I now declare you shipped with every single Boarder. All at once. >D

Wait... by TheShyIon on 2015-02-25 19:46:00 UTC Reply

Wouldn't that mean that you're just shipping the entire Board together, then?

Huh, I guess so. Oh, well! ^-^ (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-02-25 19:55:00 UTC Reply

Revenge-ship! by Desdendelle on 2015-02-25 19:13:00 UTC Reply

Storme Hawk x the Irish Samurai (is he even around any more?) because I always confuse the two in my head.

My ships. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-25 10:29:00 UTC Edited Reply

(This list was created over the last, oh, fifteen minutes; I'm sure I can come up with others)

Kaitlyn/Iximaz/Desdendelle/PoorCynic - our new PGs.
Kaitlyn/JulyFlame - the two non-voting Barons of Plort
Huinesoron/Kaitlyn - canon
SkarmorySilver/Iximaz - our two ridiculously prolific writers/Pokemon agent users
PoorCynic/Phobos - theirloveissoconcrit
Neshomeh/Phobos - also canon
Iximaz/TheShyIon - Big-and-Little-Sib Ship (Sibcest?)
Kaitlyn/VixenMage - well, I ship it. ^^
Kaitlyn/VixenMage/Araeph/Techno-Dann - the inactive Permission Givers
Caddy-Shack/Miah - cowriter ship!
Desdendelle/Neshomeh - this ship is a tea clipper
Hieronymus Graubart/SkarmorySilver - very loooong names
SkarmorySilver/The ShyIon/EileenAlphabet/SeaTurtle - CamelCaseShip
bluefa02/foofooman3 - theirloveissoalphanumeric

hS ^^

Goodness. I see what you're doing there. (nm) by JulyFlame on 2015-02-26 05:09:00 UTC Reply
Does spacing spawn a Mini-Boarder? by TheShyIon on 2015-02-25 19:33:00 UTC Reply

If so... hello, The ShyIon!

Um... possibly. ^_^ Sorry. by Huinesoron on 2015-02-26 10:42:00 UTC Reply

TheShyIon/an actual shy ion. Probably something like manganese VII; it's got a lovely pink blush to it.

hS

I support this ship. :D by TheShyIon on 2015-02-27 16:58:00 UTC Reply

As long as it is a giant shy ion; I would not want to lose it. And not dangerously radioactive. For obvious reasons. :D
Now that reminds me of Howard's song. by Iximaz on 2015-02-26 14:10:00 UTC Reply

"You're like uranium 235 and I'm uranium 238/ Almost inseparable isotopes."

Drat, I've got it stuck in my head.