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If you had to date someone in HQ, who would it be, and why?

(( Random question 'cause you haven't had any yet and this was the first thing I thought of. ))

Hi, guys. Welcome to the PPC!

So, what's it like being a pair of DigiDestined in a place full of Pokémon? Have you met Sakimori yet?

(( I realize they are almost certainly not THAT Matt and Izzy, since that would be, well, a pretty bad idea. I just couldn't resist. ˆ_~ ))

Okay, yeah, I think the ban can be lifted now, honestly.

Um, I'm not sure what you mean by "the period of thirty-forty-five days." We're at roughly two months and two weeks since Tomash's ban started, with today the seventy-third day of the ban, and Tuesday the seventy-fifth. Counting a month as thirty days, that makes day seventy-five the equivalent of two-and-a-half months, the average of a "two- to three-month ban."

Have I helped?

—doctorlit wishes months were all the same length

When you say, we're approaching the mid-point of two to three months, you mean we are currently in the period of thirty-forty-five days, correct?

And honestly, I would be perfectly fine if the ban were to be set to two months, and he was allowed to return after sixty days had passed, but failing that, I see no issues with seventy-five days.

As Tomash pointed out when he announced his ban, while the idea of his temporary ban was favored, there was never any consensus on the actual length. Tomash himself called it a ban for “2-3 months” in the above post. The reason I’m bringing this up is because we’re approaching the mid-point of two to three months; in fact, this coming Tuesday, the sixth of June, will be the “seventy-five days" rough halfway point since Tomash left.

So, is that date an all right time for Tomash to return to the community? Does anyone have any particular objections to that date, or reasons he should wait longer?

—doctorlit, administrating

((If you mean because the thing was signed "Calliope I.", that was 100% intentional. C's last initial is I.))

Is it true you are a pony? What tribe are you from? What is you Cutie Mark? What is your special talent? Does it disappear if you shave your flank? How does feel to walk on your nails? Can I brush your mane? Can I brush your mane and tail!? Can I―

(Gets removed from console)

This is FicPsych Nurse Corinna Chan speaking. Agent Seeker, I so sorry for my adoptive daughter's pestering, she has just recently starting watching Friendship is Magic, and has become... extremely enthusiastic about it. It has made wonders for her mental state, yes, but once she discovered there were pony Agents, it has gone... slightly out of control. In fact, I have received a formal complaint from Agent Printworthy once because of that.

With greetings:

Nurse Corinna Lovisa Chan, Department of Fictional Psychology.

They like to blob people and have a resemblance to the mochi of the misspelled Nation. (It's a long story.)

Taking questions for Chris, Ami, Miguel, and Violet, along with Miki the anthro Pomeranian. He's not technically an agent but deserves to be in on the fun.

Reaction to the Fandom News:
Given the names, I'm pretty sure I'm right in saying: MORE TOLKIEN-TYPE STUFF?! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Reaction to the Silly News:
Oh gosh the puns. Sun puns. Oh no. Also, that's pretty dang cool! And as for the troll... I'm not sure what to say here, lol.

Reaction to the Serious News:
Maybe it's the Ironic Overpower, who knows. Actually, I'm pretty sure it's the IO. :P

Reaction to the Not News:
Wonder what they're using that stuff for...

Reaction to hS going for a while:
I completely understand that kind of logic. Stress and productivity drain were two of the main reasons why I left Scratch, so all I can say is I hope you have a good time and get some good work done. Good luck and farewell for now.

-Twistey

NASA's historic attempt to hold the sun hostage at gunpoint has, just a few hours ago, ended in failure, as the sun, unmoved by their megaphone-assisted threats and pointed Parker Solar Probes, simply disappeared over the horizon, leaving nothing behind but quickly fading purple marks on the few clouds in the sky.

'It really was the last thing we were expecting - we never thought we'd see that kind of action coming from the sun,' said John NASA, current CEO of NASA. 'I mean, seriously, what the heck's going on, back there? I was really caught by surprise! I was all "hey, what's it doing?!" It just kind of sunk down, out of nowhere for no reason! It makes no sense! What would a sun even be doing down there?'

When asked to describe the sun's unruly and unexpected behaviour, NASA gunholder, Rick Rocketman, described the celestial object as 'One loose cannon.'

'We're still not sure how it did it, but we suspect corporate espionage, spying, terrorism, corruption amongst our politicians, and quirky hijinks. I don't want to point any fingers, but I can't be the only one who noticed that the moon just so happened to appear, right after the sun's unlikely escape?' theorised John NASA, clasping his hands into fists so hard they went white in an attempt to make sure none of the fingers pointed.

When asked about his plans to correct this catastrophic failure, John NASA only had this quote to offer: 'The issue of holding the sun hostage at gunpoint for three thousand and fifty-three dollars and five Overwatch Loot Boxes under threat of completely destroying it and all life in our solar system is a complex and confusing issue. But we do have one solution: we shoot it twice.'


((So this is a weird, somewhat experimental thing. Not done it before, myself, anyhow. Might do it more, if it's not horrific tripe everyone hates?))

Do you think you'd ever find a tribble you liked? (What if it was spayed? Would that make a difference?)

Do you give any lessons on how to play the Biggenbrassenparpenthingen?

In terms of dyin', I can't say I'm the expert... Y'know, bein' immortal and all that jazz, but if you want, luv, I'd be mighty glad to test some theories about...

Ekhm...

Ah, right... Back to the questions, then. Actually, that's a good one. I guess we do get along, don't we?

I suppose. You're not bad, even if a little too serious sometimes. And really should tone down the whole warlock spiel. It might've worked in your world, but there are people here that can out-magic you with ease... ;)

...Right. What's next... Hmm... Do we even have a favourite mission?

I don't think so. I mean, helping out Ami was fun...

Was not. I was a bloody hobbit!

...Then again, we're not one of those teams that look forward to missions, and are only counting down to the next moment they can assassinate someone. As for the least favourite... Hmm... Angel-Sue?

Angel-bloody-Sue... That's atrocity was an absolute horror. Remember, it had Dobby with a bloody rocket launcher.

So... Yeah, not much we can really say. We're a pretty lazy team, not many missions on our back. Honestly, don't even know why anyone would like to meet us, do you, Will?

I don't know why anyone wouldn't like to meet us, luv.

Please leave your sanity at the door, please.

As your newbie gift have this replica of the One Ring that allows you to use the move Thunderbolt!

I do understand, and don't worry is an ongoing project, and there will always something to beta, since I'll be keeping all the chapters in the same doc, so you will always have something to beta

(I'll try to find a way to mark the ones which are published soon once I start doing it, though)

Anyway, Doc shared with commenting permissions!

"Did someone ask for a Star Wars and My Little Pony expert?" She makes a devilish smile, while her eyes burn red with solar energy. "Let's burn some Suvian Sith Lords."