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But I think black, hooded cloaks are cool as well. They're perfect for rogueish characters, and they give that aura of mystery as well.

The only thing I'm uncertain about is that they cover ammo belts - should I put them over the cloak for Sergio?

But come on, at least tell me the chainmail bikinis are made of solid gold or something. You can't skimp on outfits, even the skimpy ones!

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

You prolong the inevitable. You cannot resist.

But, then again, I love my favourite characters too much to hurt them! Putting them through hard things and then havign them latch on their only glimmer of hope - our Enforcers, of course! I really prefer that.

In fact, that's what I'm doing myself in Black Sprite, even if Sergio (or, as he goes by now, The Eraser) isn't really an Enforcer now. But having his former agency against him is so edgy! Don't worry, he'll be back in the end, and with Sakura Kinomoto in his arms, of course.

If anyone wants that Syaoran brat for themselves, he's up for grabs.

[OOC: So, the Mirrorverse version of the Blank Sprite incident now exists. I think it is more of along the lines of Eraser!Sergio going rogue after a generic enforcer killed off Sakura to get Syaoran to be single again or something, and the EPC!Sunflower commended the Generic enforcers for that.]

I just finished my work with some minor canon, that will be an occasion to see how well it fares. Makes sure to bring more of these black magic tomes too.

Flamehammer? More like Lamehammer.

Pathetic whining messages written with the offender's username? I, well, weas expecting more actual, brutal flaming. I need to light up my campfire, you know? And make some sausages. And marshmallows.

But apparently, even the Faceless Mod is no better than those glittery fangirls you call enforcers.


[OOC: I'm having too much fun in this.]

I mean, I write elves, so I ALWAYS have them go shirtless. How else can you show how hott they are, amirite? And it works for the girls as well! Think about Gláclya's chainmail bikini, or Selene Morgana Lilith and all those corsets!

Basically, skin is good, more skin is better. (Just don't go too far and get all crude, y'know?)

hS

((Gláclya, AKA Maethorwen, who I should really put back into circulation. Maybe she can join the Hunger Games...))

Making them blow up with the most Suvian power possible, of course. They'll go back to our side so quickly after seeing our awesome powers at work, and if they see first-hand how awesome they are, that's even better.

Brainwashing them takes time, you know. Especially if you want something remotely functional once I'm done, utter direspect for these pesky Laws or not.

Legard is also playing with the COMPs he found to get some wicked demons to do more work for him. Frankly, even one would be more useful than him.

Long leather coats are basically saying, "I can kick your butt, and looking awesome doing it! Also, I'm so deep and misunderstood in this modern society, and they don't understand me at all!"

Actually, let's go all out: fingerless gloves, knee-high boots, silver chains and jewelry! Make-up! Crimson lipstick, fake long fingernails... Yes, that will be perfect!!!!!

I have started the construction of several new recruits. Until then, milord, if you would have mercy and look to my tributes as proof of my loyalty, your humble servant would be most undeservingly grateful.

Lascivon

Hey, don't blame me for every time one of those OCs gets away! I'd have 'em in my clutches if it weren't for the idiot over there!

Gangrel

It's not my fault I have to spend at least half my time angsting! I'VE GOT TO KEEP THESE GLITTER LEVELS UP YOU KNOW! OTHERWISE I'LL BE THROWN OUT AND KILLED AND WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ahem. My apologies for their ineffectiveness, milord. I will do better with my next tributes.

Because let's face it, your agents can't be good agents if they don't look good while doing their jobs. For example, in my lastest mission, the Aviator was wearing some really cool combat camo things (I don't know the names of them lol), then she had to seduce the Doctor and wore a dress kinda like Rose's from that one Doctor Who episode, but it was red and had sequins, and then later she was wearing skinny jeans with rhinestones on them, and black combat boots with silver studs, and a purple tank top that says "Pilot" across the front, and a black and red leather jacket with a really cool bloody dripping rose on the back.

But I'm having trouble deciding what she should wear for the final showdown with the main character. Should I give her a miniskirt and thigh-high boots, or leggings and really cute pumps?

Also, share your favorite agent costumes!! I need ideas!!!!!

You have accomplished nothing. We are limitless.

Sorry about all that. When should I get started on the Hail Marys and how many do you require?

We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world.

You do not yet comprehend your place in things. You are a bacteria. You will be sterilized. We are the Harbinger of your Destiny. Progress cannot be halted. Resistance is Futile.

>You were warned. The Flamehammer has been deployed.<

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The Good Mod Addict wandered around online, browsing the Discord server. A link came up; he foolishly clicked it.

Immediately he found himself in a strange, alien dimension. Warped images of his friends danced to unheard music in strange contortions, and a miasma choked the air around him.

It was sickening. Even so, he took a deep breath on reflex, as if the strange gas wanted to be inhaled. The Good Mod Addict felt power surge through him, the storm of cliches amplifying what abilities he had.

The man collapsed to the ground; the transformation was complete. He stood slowly, relishing the movement before opening his eyes. A well-trained eye would notice a faint pinkish-purple glow to them.

"I have awakened, my Emperor," said Gryfin Starblaze.

The Good Mod Addict was no more.