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I happen to love beta-ing. I will happily beta for you, Mattman!

Well it's been a while since there's been any of these on the board, now has it? I have just completed an Interlude and would like some Betas to look over it.

Another Convenient Egg&Bacon McMuffin!

Since I'm at work, I don't have access to the Infinite Pizza, but... Have a Convenient Egg&Bacon McMuffin



So... HP, Supernatural and X-Men... Yep, I like you :) Hope you're gonna have fun here!

I'm guessing you like LotR,but what other canons do you know well and/or like?

Here's some popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series and other important stuff on the top of the page. If you've already read the original series, you can throw it at annoying Sues. ;)

Here's an iron ring so you can punch Sue-wraiths in the face, a coffee mug, and a Hufflepuff scarf! Because Hufflepuff = <3

That goes for all you newbies. :)

I don't know how much I'm authorized to greet newbies yet - I only introduced myself about a day ago. I don't have Permission yet.

But if this isn't a major breach of conduct, I'd love to welcome you! I even have a gift picked out. Ahem:

You have obtained a D-3. It has FOUR SIDES, not three; it is named a D-3 because unlike all other dice in its set, it has THREE NUMBERS ON EVERY FACE, one in each corner; when rolled, the number PROPERLY FACED TO BE READ (WHICH IS THE ONE AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID ON THE SIDE FACING YOU) is the number you have rolled. The D-3 is shaped like a PYRAMID.

Cheers,
Calliope

Have either of y'all looked at your existential horror stories and thought that they could use a (sort-of parody) spy agency, a big pile of nerdy jokes, and a snarky narrator? If so, you might want to stick Charles Stross's Laundry Files series (first book is The Atrocity Archives) on your reading list.

- Tomash, who sounds like a late-night infomercial right now

Link.

Ergo, I'm good as it is.

I hadn't even added salt!

Yay, I always wanted a chipped piece of rusty, dirty scrap metal. *Takes a bite*

My name's Larfen.

Welcome, welcome, welcome! We have great people, here, and they're all infinitely funnier than I am, so no worries. You'll have a great time!
I got introduced by TvTropes, too, actually. A lot of us have, in fact. Good for publicity, I suppose.

My gift upon you is: a piece of rusty, dirt-encrusted scrap metal!
It's funnier than I am.
Look at it, a small piece chipped off! Hahaha!

Welcome!

Welcome aBoard! Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Hello and how do you do? Welcome to the PPC!

For your newbie gift, I give you a Welcome Doormat! It changes colors when you step on it, so be sure to warn anyone who may set foot on it as it can be rather startling...

Welcome to the board! Enjoy your stay!

Welcome to our little corner of the internet. We're all pretty friendly here, so don't worry too much. Just sit back, relax, and have yourself some fun. :)

For your newbie gift, I give you a working lightsaber! It has a blade at both ends, so be careful what you're standing near when you activate it.

Welcome to the PPC! Enjoy your stay!

Fandoms of preference: I generally avoid them; as most of the things of which I am a fan have pretty terrible fandoms (looking at you, creepypasta).
Pronouns: He/him/HIM, DEVOURER OF COSMOS (actually, scratch that last one)
I was in the process of reading the Gwendolyn mission (to reiterate, I apparently want to hate LotR), but the host site had some sort of popup so I had to leave the tab.
Also, I actually started off on the wiki. Like I said, I think I found the PPC via TV Tropes, so then I Googled it and found the wiki, then decided to read some missions because it sounded cool.
Thanks for the warm welcome!

Salutations, dear newbie! Welcome to this crazy little board of us PPCers. For your newbie gift, please accept this fine feather quill. You simply speak to it, and it writes what you say. However, I'm afraid it has a tendency to sass it's master from time to time, so be sure to double-check anything it has written.

Welcome to the PPC! Enjoy your stay!

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

So, you've obviously read some of Huinesoron's missions, but have you also read the Original Series? And while you're here, if you have any questions, make sure to check