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The Tako edged back nervously, as evidenced by the tremble in her tentacles. And then she said, in a much quieter voice, "Damn it, the first thing you say to her is a screwup. Stupid girl. Bad octomapus. Bad."

Keegra held up a fist. "Called Bloodfist! Is very good title. Miss for nobles." She spat on the ground.

Evard seemed to appear next to Bloodfist, her tentacular form not quite close enough to impose on anyone's personal space, no matter how much she would have liked it. "If nothing else, I don't have a lot else I can do. And, and if we are to fight, we shouldn't just rely on Miss Bloodfist to do it all - which is not to say that she is unskilled in any sense! Rather, um, I should say that there are beings that might escape her notice and could benefit from a shiv in the back. Or... three."

[[ACTION: Inspecting weapon racks, looking specifically for three daggers, as stabby as possible. =] ]]

The Notary: No, and I refuse to comment entirely on any spurious claims that I indulge in substances that are in any way illicit, mind-altering or otherwise.

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Doktor Trollenfisch: I am usually to be found playink Zer Ride of zer Valkyries or Beethoven's Fifth. However, I am likink very much zer recommendations! Zo I vould never play somezink deliberately to annoy or irritate somevun else. It ist not beink my bag, ja?

Why does everyone continue to assume Orwell is a moniker, despite me repeatedly saying otherwise? My first name literally is Orwell. My mother was a fan of George Orwell, but felt that George was too common of a name. I will happily give out my full name if it will put you at ease.

Which do you think is better, chocolate chip pancakes or chocolate chip waffles? I don't have an opinion, personally, but Miguel says he and his friend Brenda used to argue about this. I figured I might as well ask here as anywhere. n_n

Currently accepting questions for Agents Chris, Ami Seeker, Miguel Correa, and Violet Rose Greenfield. And Miki the anthro Pomeranian (rescued in "For the Sake of All Living Things"), because I don't know what to do with him yet and he needs more screentime.

He does this because he doesn't have any Search skills, you see. Also, a suddenly heightened sense of self-preservation.

((So normally I would roll it, not you. What I was expecting was more along the lines of:

Action: Kali uses her tracking skill to see what is behind the Eastern Door

I then roll, work out how successful the action was and potentially tell you a little about what you're going to face in there.

For example, with a 3 I'd say that you tried to work out what was beyond the next door, but your senses were blocked by the door itself. On the plus side the door is made of a nice oak, slathered with fire-resistant enchantments and it smelt nice when you were close to it.))

I have little opinion on them besides that; I do not know these continua. I doubt I shall need to mission them.

-Lady Alleb of The Realm, Swordmaiden of Alleble, Protector of the Plot Continuum

((So, why is Alleb so unbothered? She isn't a Christian! Her world's theology and ancient texts, while obviously meant to be analogues of Christian ideology, are entirely different. Her King Eliam, for example, exists in only one person, while God exists in three. Thus, she has about as much of a link to those fics as I would to a fic that grossly misrepresents Hinduism.

-Alleb))

I know we've discussed it before a bit briefly. But when I said I don't mind a bit of Fourth Wall breaking, I did mean a bit. To be honest, that point has now past, and it is getting on my nerves, so please: No Fourth Wall Breaking. For now at least, I may get a bit more lenient later on. This doesn't mean 'Stop having fun' or 'You must take this 100% seriously' I'm just asking for people to tone it down a little in certain areas.

If you don't make it clear I will simply treat you as having not made an action.

[[Kali checks the eastern room. ...I rolled a 3 on 2D6.]]

((-Alleb))

I would find combat rather difficult; Sir Jesse knows can play these "gee-tars," but I only know how to use the flute. This world looks far too dark for me; it reminds me of Paragory, which is not a compliment. I suppose, if I were well and truly stuck, I would join these rebels against the demons that this odd Intelligence Report speaks of.

Now that I look more closely, this world is, perhaps, not so dissimilar from mine. There is eternal struggle against darkness; that, I can support.

-Lady Alleb of The Realm, Swordmaiden of Alleble, Protector of the Plot Continuum

((-Alleb))

"I meant something we could not see, obviously. There may be a hidden room, or traps, or something of that nature in this room, and it would be best to find out all we can before we continue."

Keegra pointed to the stands holding the gleaming metal weapons and armor. "Squishy ones like pointy bits, yes? Then get pointy bits for squishy limbs."

What is your opinion on Badfics like Supper Smash Bros: Mishonh From God and The Prayer Warriors?

((That's right on the map, by the way.))

"However..." Virro looked around the room suspiciously. "Perhaps we should search this room first? Perhaps there is something in here that could be interesting."

In truth, not seeing a person's true colors--if you will pardon the expression--in their eyes has taken more getting used to. It is rather hard to no longer know the allegiances of those around me, as I did in The Realm.

I will admit that the first time I saw an agent with eyes of red, I very nearly challenged him to a duel. Poor man; he is actually quite kind.

-Lady Alleb of The Realm, Swordmaiden of Alleble, Protector of the Plot Continuum

((-Alleb))