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NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

((Oh, wow, now I kind of want to see that, just to revel in its awful glory. Look what you've done, 'Ronion'. Are you happy? Is this what you intended to cause?))

And just in case that doesn't work, here's it again! Open Says-a Me!

It works for me. But, if it's not working for you guys, let's try this again.

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Mine's apparently a Badger!

What new nonsense is this? I was about to lambast the other fic as any decenet person would do when faced with an abomination but might as well do a two-in-one by attacking this godawful and blatant plagiarisation and the parent fic which spawned it.

Let's go through the list, shall we?

-Bad Spaghetti
-Randumb capitalization
-General stupidity
-Singing
-The existence of this thing

And in you're case:

-Ctrl+F+Replace


100^(-1) / 100. I don't know why I spend my time reviewing this.

*drives electric car into the Board* This is yours now.

but i thinku thatt it neds mor foccusss on boiled cabbage - ther simplyy wasnt enuf boiled cabbage 2 make this stor-e as perfct as itcould be.

TLDRDR: ad mor boilt cabbage.

Whers Ronion?!
Dide you kidnipe her?!

Youu moanster!

Illllllllren boght the milk and said 'why joly good, cheerios for this fin'e bevrage, i looketh foreward 2 ingeasting it trough yousage of mi human digestyve system, beygining with my mouth.'
When, suddenly, gmary sue appeared!

'mari sew!' Ill11lrehn screched, shockd like a man wit a brokn electrikal sistem instead ob a spine (very dangrus, don't do this!)

'Ilran! I see you-'

'My namel is Illlren!' ollraen hoofed (lik huffing but HE HAS HOOFS XP)

'Really? Oh, I didn't - I didn't realise. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.'

'It's okay, really.'

'No, it's not, that was really unfair of me, and I promise - I promise it won't happen again.'

'No, really, it's fine, seriously.'

'Thank you. That means a lot.'

'Seriously, Mary. It's okay.'

But mayr sue sighed, shure of herself inside taht it wasn't.
'I kidnarped OFUM!' she yelled lik am ex-boyfrend in an alliyway and u have a knif and he has no fone or escape root. She tok out a picture of OFUM tyed up 2 chair (PPC was tieed up too in backgrond, but dis weren't souprisin - illaren knew this)

'not OrfUM!' 11raen exclammed (lik exclaiming, but HES A CLAM XP)

'yes, OFUM!'

'NO!'

'yes!'

'nO!'

'Yes!'

Ilareen cursed her surprerior diplomatic skilles, considering surrander.
'are the ropes losse enouf for comfrort?'

'No!' maeiry soup no-d.

'Nnooooooooooooooooooooo!!!'
Ilarrrrrrrrrrrrrren screemeed, engaging barttle statins. will he bet her an save PPC an OFUM?

MOUSEE REVIEW TOOO FIND-OUT

no flams pls, i am drenchd in petrol an i migt cattch fire :(

It saves us the trouble of having to read it.

11/10, excellent start to my morning.

Ho, hey.
It's Tesla! The one! The only!
Teslaaaaaa!

Welcome, my finely feathered fellow.
My gift upon you is: a high-two-and-a-half! (it's like a high-five, but for people with only half their hands.)

wat else am i ment to rub aal ovr the keyboard aftre i waake up?!

Again, back again, welcome! Again! Back!

You missed this, you missed that, you missed here, you missed there.
There was a whole Hunger Games you missed, in fact. I would know. I missed it, too!

Welcome, again, again back, welcome!
Have a high-one! (it's like a high-five but for hook-handed pirates)

I'm fighting to improve you in the vain and forlorn hope that there's a brain cell lost somewhere underneath the midden of sludge that calls itself, without evident irony, The Great Destroyer (or Destroyter if you prefer). You evidently care enough about what's going on here to comment on every fic that's gone up -- why not offer criticism that's actually useful, rather than the petty gruntings of a third-rate troll?

Learn to write. Where do you suggest she start, hm? Your/You're differentiation? Spelling? You know, those things you can't do reliably either?

All you accomplish with your posts is venting your own spleen. If you think people should improve, give them pointers as to how. Anything else is just meaningless noise.

Of course, meaningless noise is rather your métier, so you're not going to change, but at least I can feel better for having made the effort.

And haS An intriguing story to tell. I cant wair to read more!

((Sorry, don’t have the time to flame the other writers individually.))

Had to skip a few bits, though. My memory's awful.

((CHeck the sharing settings?))

This is just like Void21194's fic! You can't do that! That's copying! You can't do that! Meanie!

((It's the Badfic Games. If there's badfic that does it, you can too, so I'd say you're golden.))