Soo… I was thinking about the PPC recently, and it's cool and all, but I want to try something a little different. Tweak it a little! So I came up with this! Please enjoy! ( ^_^ )
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Cornelius felt it almost immediately, as soon as he woke up. There was something off about… well, everything. Not in an obvious way, mind you; it was as if someone had moved the entirety of reality about two feet to the left while he had slept. Nothing seemed different. And yet, everything seemed different.
The feeling stuck with him as he got dressed and wandered into the main response center. It was countered slightly by the smell of fresh coffee.
Yeah. Coffee. Maybe that would clear his head.
Cornelius had just poured himself a mug when a holographic image of a young woman flickered to life over the large projector in the center of the room. The familiar figure smiled and nodded to him, causing her virtual pigtails to bobble slightly.
“Good morning, Agent Watson,” she said crisply.
“Morning, Rachel,” Cornelius replied. “What’s the good word?”
Various statistics began to appear in the air around the artificial intelligence. “Everything is proceeding nominally regarding our technical status,” she said. “There have been no pressing alerts regarding badfic, but Intelligence reports suggest that we may soon face a higher-than-normal number of Overtale-related AU missions. There is also the matter of… Agent Watson, are you unwell?”
Cornelius wrinkled his brow. “What makes you ask that?”
Rachel glanced down at the mug in his hands. “Typically, you consumed at least half of your coffee by this point in my morning briefing. You have instead done nothing but drum your fingers on it. Vital scans and stance analysis also suggests that you are slightly stressed.”
“I… I don’t know.” Cornelius set down his coffee and ran his hands over his bald scalp. “I’m just feeling a little weird. Can’t really say what’s up.”
“I’m not sure I understand. Are you in need of services from Medical or FicPsych?”
“What? No! It’s just a strange feeling. Like something’s off.”
Rachel’s expression softened a bit. “Perhaps taking a walk might help relieve this feeling,” she said. “We have been fielding more than our usual amount of missions. It’s only natural this might take a toll on you in some way.”
“I don’t know. Besides, what if something comes up? I don’t want to leave you hanging."
“I can cover for you if anything come up. Take your time.” She smiled again. “If my hard light projector were active, this would be the part where I would pat you reassuringly on the shoulder.”
Cornelius chuckled a bit. “All right. Maybe you’ve got something. I’ll take a quick walk, see if that clears anything up.”
More to come soon! Please comment with good vibes, ya ya!
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Not Quite Myself (Part 1!) by
on 2016-09-22 01:42:00 UTC
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((I have no regrets)) by
on 2016-09-22 01:39:00 UTC
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Lieks comment and sutbsricbe! ...wati this aint' Youtube.
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So Ajax was chillaxing in the RC of Get Rekt Mate like a baller.
And then suddenly, A WILD Mathew APPEARS! “Who wants some magic?”
Agax jumped up from his easy chair. “I do I do!”
“Well, then, have a lot of it!” Math shouts some funny words and then disappears into the eether.
Ajax walked around his RC for a bit, wondering what his new powers were because mat didn’t tell him. “So what can I do now…”
Ajax thought and thought and thought and thought and thought until he realized that none of the minis were moving! he could stop time!
“OMG I WALAYS WANTED TIME CONTROL POWERS” Ajax screamed att he top of his lungs, and he walked out of the RC singing How I maeet Your Mother songs at the top of his lung.
“ score a ten wod be just ofne, BUT I RATHER BE DRESSED TO HTE NINES! It’s a truth you cant refuuuuuute, duh duh duhh dhu! NOTHING SUIT EM LIEK A SUOT!”
An then he sou Levy his waifu and said “Hay baby, wanna have freaky time sotp sex?”
And Levi aas all “OMG YE I WANNA DO YO UNDET THE CRESRNT MOON (cuz full mons make uer crazy)
And then they ran toff to go do sthff, mainyly each other.
((Is this cheating?))
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I have no life. by
on 2016-09-22 00:50:00 UTC
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PERFECT, 10/10 FOR GRACE AND ELEGANCE, WOULD BANG!
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Welcome aBoard! by
on 2016-09-22 00:49:00 UTC
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MIRACULOUS LADYBUG?! STEVEN UNIVERSE?!?!?! UNDERTALE?!?!?! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *FLAILS*
Aside from one of my own shed feathers, have a trophy stand replica of Rose Quartz's sword, a potted yellow flower that totally doesn't want to kill you, a replica of Marinette's yo-yo, and a Golden Snitch with a Poke Ball engraving!
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First Fc in YEEARS!!!!!!!!!! by
on 2016-09-22 00:45:00 UTC
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Lieks comment and sutbsricbe! ...wati this aint' Youtube.
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So Valon was chillaxing in the RC of Terror like a baller.
And then suddenly, A WILD K’ETH APPEARS! “Who wants some magic?”
Valn jumped up from his easy chair. “I do I do!”
“Well, then, have a lot of it!” Keth shouts some funny words and then disappears into the eether.
Valon walked around his RC for a bit, wondering what his new powers were because keth didn’t tell him. “So what can I do now…”
Valon thought and thought and thought and thought and thought until he realized that none of the minis were moving! he could stop time!
“OMG I WALAYS WANTED TIME CONTROL POWERS” Valon screamed att he top of his lungs, and he walked out of the RC singing How I maeet Your Mother songs at the top of his lung.
“ score a ten wod be just ofne, BUT I RATHER BE DRESSED TO HTE NINES! It’s a truth you cant refuuuuuute, duh duh duhh dhu! NOTHING SUIT EM LIEK A SUOT!”
An then he sou Kala his waifu and said “Hay baby, wanna have freaky time sotp sex?”
And Kale aas all “OMG YE I WANNA DO YO UNDET THE CRESRNT MOON (cuz full mons make uer crazy)
And then they ran toff to go do sthff, mainyly each other.
((I swear, this got WORSE as it went on, eheheheh. This is Voyd, by the way.))
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Welcome to Creation, here's your shovel. by
on 2016-09-22 00:22:00 UTC
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This magic shovel digs up...
Uh...
LOVE. It digs up LOVE.
You miiiiiight want to stay away from [spoiler redacted] and [spoiler redacted], and ESPECIALLY [spoiler redacted].
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Becoming Human, Chapter Four by
on 2016-09-22 00:20:00 UTC
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A/N: So many nice reviews (Exsept from The Great destroyer, I bet you didn't get enough hugs from your mommy, did you, you big baby?)! Hope you all like the new chater!
Chapter Four
Nume and Ilraens mission was a tough one but they got the job done. They detangled the mized up continuas and went home to their RC where Nume was sad because Ilraen had to go back to being an Andalite.
Then he had an idea.
"Hey Ilraen." Nume said. "Want to go to New Caldonia?"
"What's that?" Ilraen asked.
"It's the city where the PPC is." Nume said. "We could go get ice creams together."
"What's that?" Ilraen asked.
Nume smiled, "Ice cream is a type of food. Humans eat it for fun."
Ilraen looked confused. "Why would you not eat for nourishment?" he asked.
Nume smiled again, "Because. You'll see why soon."
A/N: Oooh a cliffie! Lol. Review! BUT NO FLAMES!!!
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Oh my gosh. by
on 2016-09-22 00:20:00 UTC
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Those are some interesting ones you have there.
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Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by
on 2016-09-22 00:17:00 UTC
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Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti! Hope you decide to stick around. :)
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So many mistakes. by
on 2016-09-22 00:07:00 UTC
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*multiple elemental powers
*Malfoys
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End anozeur stori!11! by
on 2016-09-21 23:33:00 UTC
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Ze mine gai wont stop mi, jest bicoz Aim Frentch iznt a risone to tok to mi laik zis!
Richard end Marina are sent on e michion by ze bad Floouerz, hou haite Ajants. eunefortunételi, ze glitterbag zey ave to kill iz a bad troll, hou iz a bad writer on purepoz. it iz called Destroier, and it iz réli bad mini.
Leukili, Richard end Marina are ossome. Eu majic word f Marina méq ze mini euneibeul tou mouve, zen Richard shout hiz éd wiv hiz Evokeur for Perusona, bicoz hi nid it "Perusonah", hi sayz, and zen hiz ossome Perusona killz ze mini Troll.
((I began the accent thing as a spur of the moment thing, then continued because that was just too funny.))
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YUM, PIZZA by
on 2016-09-21 23:27:00 UTC
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Don't mind if I do! XD
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Tis a season to greet a newbie! by
on 2016-09-21 23:18:00 UTC
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Fa-la-la-la-la Val-ha-la-laaaaa~!
Welcome, welcome! Make yourself comfortable and have a slice of Infinite Pizza!
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Hello PPC Board! by
on 2016-09-21 23:15:00 UTC
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Hey guys! My name is Tesla! I was introduced to the PPC by my friend and I must say, I am thoroughly impressed. I've read the Constitution and most of the wiki, but I'm still working through the original stories (I've got about three under my belt currently). I belong to many different fandoms, the list is endless. My main ones are: Steven Universe, Undertale, Gravity Falls, Warriors, MLP, Miraculous Ladybug, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who. I love to write, animate, draw, sing, role-play, act, you name it I probably like to do it. I speak mainly English, but I'm learning Japanese and I know a tiny bit of French (working on learning more of that too). I love to write fanfictions, and I have lots of original stories in the works too! I'm really looking forward to being here, and I'll likely be on at least once a week. :)
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What. (nm) by
on 2016-09-21 22:28:00 UTC
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Wow, a Notary redemption fic?? by
on 2016-09-21 22:27:00 UTC
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That's so cool! I can't wait to see how she saves the PPC! :D
((OOC: Seriously, well done. I particularly enjoyed Acacia's "we need you to save OOC!"))
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More! More! (nm) by
on 2016-09-21 21:47:00 UTC
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A wild typo appeared! by
on 2016-09-21 20:58:00 UTC
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That should be "Let's have Alduin *throw* ..." Just to be clear.
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My findings (some NSFW) by
on 2016-09-21 20:58:00 UTC
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Here's what I found looking for things on Skyrim.
Submit to Me, Dovahkiin - Alduin becomes human and gets paired with a male Dragonborn. As the author says, "M for kinda rape."
Emperor of Darkness Basically, the Dragonborn gets possessed by Boethiah and Miraak threatens to open a portal to the past and let the Snow Elves destroy everything for some reason. Also, MPreg. The first few sentences are... interesting.
Fate and Friends - Just to prove that not everything here is sex, there's this. Bad writing and comma splices abound, along with random POV shifts and whatnot. Basically a series of snippets showing the Dragonborn with her companion going through some pieces of the quest/world.
Guild of the Dragonborn - Let's have Alduin through a Dragonborn of each race, each with their own parallel universe, together through a hole in reality and see what happens. Turns out, it's just the main questline again, thus removing any special-ness the Dragonborn ever had.
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Last call! by
on 2016-09-21 20:48:00 UTC
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Not touching the doc tonight because I'm too tired, but I'm not seeing any objection to adding the requirement of a short (sentence-length) explanation of your choice of badfic to the Permission request "form" (as it is) right now. If there's any (or I've misread anything said here), please speak up!
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Ummm okay this is my first fic Ihope its good! ¯\_(ツ) by
on 2016-09-21 19:34:00 UTC
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Ha okay so first of all the disclaimer: Jay and Acacia, do this sdisclaimer!
Jay: Firsy BluEyedQoner is the BEST.
Acacia: Secodn she doesn't own the PPC YET BUT WE'RE GONNA GIVET IT TO HER!11!
Awwk thanks guys! :D I'm blushing. Anyway, onto the fic!
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Chaper 1:
it was a beautiful day when the Notary was told ehs was gonna be the Savior of the PpC.
She was in her RC waiting for a mission when two knocks came at her door. "who could that b??? she wondered she never had visitors because all the other agents thought she was mean eeven though she was the sweetest nicest person in all HQ. they wrea all posers and the Notary knew she could get tehm all back easily but she was too good a person for tha so she didn't.
She got up and opened the door (AN the notary has no partnernow I didnt likt eh clown). it was Jay and Acacia!!!
"we need you to save OOC!" Acacia stated.
"Yu are the Savior of the PPC and only you can do it! Bad stuff is happeninf and you have to dtop it!"
notar looked at them stunned. She, save averyone? but none of the PPC liked her and she was so normal, hw ould she save everyone???
"ill try," she said shyly blushing. "but i dont know if ill be abel to cause no one in the ppc likes me."
"theyre stuupid.' acacia said. she grabbed the Norary's hand and jay grabbed the other. "time to sae the PPC! they said and left to go do that.
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Ummmmm so howd i do?? no flames ples first story never done one before i hope you al like it1! please read and review!!
-BluEyedWonder
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On my part... by
on 2016-09-21 19:20:00 UTC
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...it's that I've played before joining the group and haven't played yet since joining. It's a good reminder, though, especially for someone like me who's never been in a group on this site before.
~DF
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A badfic thread? In my PPC board? by
on 2016-09-21 18:55:00 UTC
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So I noticed there aren't any badfic threads. I figured since the rule is always to start one if there aren't any others I might as well.
Master of the Elements - A Zatch/Gash Bell fanfic that basically copies the main character's story and within the first two chapters gives a canon character the wrong power. The mamodo has multiple element power when each mamodo with element powers has only one. The fact the main oc's book owner is named Kyle when Kiyo is the name of one of the main characters says a lot too.
Born With The Potion New Countries stories are nothing new in the hetalia fandom,you're bound to find at least of them no matter what fanfic hosting site your on. However this one has Author's notes in the beginning,end,and smack dab in the middle of the first chapter. The fact there is a rather glaring lie in the first paragraphs don't help ether. "Every time a new island comes up, there are always a new nation," - Aph France,whom has forgotten not every island is it's own nation.
The Hawaiian Princess - A Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch story. Having read Mermaid Melody I can tell you it breaks canon right off the back by having an 8th princess when there are only 7 seas and then having her be the "teal and pink princess" when the canon princesses have only one color their known by.
The secret and the Slytherin: Kagome is somehow Lucius's daughter and Draco's sister despite them being two separate races. There is a house elf called Lulu whom stays with the Malfoy despite being freed by Kagome already. There are also wands made of demon fangs now.