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I literally haven't read LotR so let's see how I do with it. Dr. McNinja/LotR/Some other stuff crossover. My 1st fic plz R&R, be nice!

"Wait! I want to join" Dr. McNinja said to B0romir
"Why"
"Because it sounds fun" "Ok" the dwarf or whatever said
They were in Riverdall and there was a pavilion or maybe a gazebo I don't know i only watched part of the 1st movie.

"Wait why is he wearing a necklace"
"That's Frodo and the One Ring we're gonna go destroy it" said Pippin "It's evil so we can't touch it"

"Ill carry it" the ninja replied "Ive handled the forces of Chaos befor except at that time it was an evil rainbow unicorn motorcycle thing"
"You sound qualified and brave, here you go" said Frodo handing over the ring.

So? What you think? I'm going to add other crossovers ande possibly sum pairings so stay tuned!

A/N: @mattman14 Thank you!

Everyone else, review! More reviews, more chapters! Everyone wins!

Chapter Three

After Nume and Ilraen got their disguises set they went through the portal into the mission. Immediately Ilraen tripped and almost fell over because he wasn't used to two legs but Nume caught him.

Nume realized he was holding a very handsome good looking young man with bright red hair in his arms and he almost dropped Ilraen in suprise. His heart fluttered and they just looked at eachother for a while as Ilraen's face slowly started turning the same color as his hair.

Finally Nume coughted and said "Right then, up you get." He helped Ilraen to stand.

"This is very uncomftorbale," Ilraen said. "How are you supposed to balance on just two legs?"

"I can help with that." Nume said and held out his hand. "Here. Hold my hand." His face was slowly becoming the same color as Ilraen's hair too. "It will help you keep your balance while you learn."

Ilraen nodded and held Nume's hand. His face was red as he got his balance. "Okay, I think I'm getting the hang of—" He said letting go.

Ilraen yelped and fell over taking Nume with him. Nume ended up lying on the ground with Ilraen on top of him.

They were quiet for a moment. Nume's face was now bright red.

"Um." Nume said.

"Um." Ilraen said too.

"Get off me." Nume finally said, and gently pushed Ilraen off him.

"I think I will need to keep holding your hand a little longer." Ilraen said, and blushed. "Just for educational purposes you know."

Ilraen nodded. "Yes, that would be a good idea." He hoped Nume couldn't tell how embarassed he was.

Nume rubbed the back of his neck. "Yes, that's a good idea." He agreed. "But not for too long." He added quickly. "You need to learn how to walk on your own after all."

Ilraen smiled. "I am a fast learner." He said. "Speaking of learning, when will you tell me those other things mouths are used for? Now that I have one I would like to learn."

Nume's face was as red as it could get. "Maybe later." He said quickly. "right now we have a mission to do."

Ilraen nodded. "Then let's do this."

A/N: Wow this was a long chapter! And Oooh, we have them being all cute and awkward around eachother!! <3 <3 Don't forget to review!!

Ill giv anyone a interwebz if they write a Jaycacia/Zeb fic

[Wonders at the horrific implications]

I abosolutely love this so far keep uup the godo work1

[[Protesting screams are heard subconsciously by everyone, they elect to ignore it]]

A/N: @GodMooodAdict!1!! IKR?!! Thank you so much for the nice review! Everyone, Make sure to review if you want more!

Chapter Two

As Nume and Ilraen were walking down the corridor, Ilraen stopped when a new smell hit his nose. "What is that?!" He asked alarmed.

Nume looked at him. Curious. "What's what?" He asked.

"That smell!" Ilraen said looking around.

"That's food." Nume said. "Food is something humans eat to live." He said noticing Ilraen's confused face. "You eat with your hoofs, we eat with our mouths."

"What is a mouth?" Ilraen asked

"This." Nume opened his mouth to show him. "Mouths are also used for talking. And... other things."

"What other things?" Ilraen asked.

"Maybe I'll tell you later" Nume said embarrassed. He liked Ilraen, not in that way (YET) and didn't want to scare him off so soon as partners. Mersifully he was saved when they heard their console going off back in their RC. "Oh hey look at that, we have a mission." Nume said hurrying away.

A/N: Ooooh Ilraen gets to become human for the first time next chappie! Stay tuned and don't forget to leave nice reviews!

OMG I just looove what youve done here

Im just so glad that somone else sees the Nume/Ilrean pairing and i can't wait to see what you come up with! Keep it up!!!

*Cue Primal Reversion SFX, the greek letter Xi appears instead of Alpha or Omega*

He's reverted to his mattman14 Form!

SUMMARY: When Supernumerary asked to be partnered with an Andalite, he had no idea how deep the partnership would become. SupernumeraryxIlraen.

A/N: HI GUYS!!! So I decided I'm going to finally start that Nume/Ilraen fic that's been bouncing around in my head! Hope you like!

Chapter One

Supernumerary of the Department of Improbably Crossovers was sitting in a chair reading a book. He looked up whe nhe heard a knock on the door. "Come in," he said and got up to answer it. He almost fell over when he realized the Flowers had sent him an Andalite. "Are you my new partner?" he asked eagerly.

The Andalite nodded. "My name is Ilraen." He said. (A/n I can't remember the rest of his name sorry!) "I was rescued from a badfic. It is very nice to meet you." He held out a hand and they shook.

Nume was startled when an electric shock past between them but he shook it off and stood aside, holding the door open so Ilraen could come in. "I'm Supernumerary," he said. Ilraen smiled.

"I don't think you're supernumerary at all." He said, "Even if you are in a rather small department."

"No no, that's my name," Nume said, laughing. "So what brings you to the PPC?"

"I am a badfic rescue." Ilraen said, his extra eye things moving around as he looked at the RC. "But I was given a chip in my head that gives me information about the Andalite home world so I can better act like a real Andalite." He smoothed down his cerulean fur then laced his fingers together. "It will be good to get settled in."

"I could give you a tour later." Nume said.

Ilraen smiled, except with his eyes because he didn't have a mouth. "I would like that very much."

A/N: More to come as I get inspired! More reviews=MORE INSPIRATION!!!

And I am so, so very sorry for how immature I've been in years passed. Now I'm going to write MATURE Nume/Ilrean slashfics for ALL YOUR ENJOYMENT! :DDDDD

I also removed the 'monthly' challenge, because haha.

I would like to request a second time that the sexist, sexually-derived language of the Lounge 'rule' be changed.

hS

We're currently experiencing technical difficulties here at fanficWorld, but stay tuned! We hope to resume normal service as soon as...

Hang on, it looks like our administrator wants to send a message of his own. Patching you through.

*kzzzzzzt*

-iruses against their laptops, right? At the same time, we'll strike at the fifth-storey server room, try to regain a foothold in-

Ah! Loyal supporters of fanficWorld, rejoice! After a year of hard fighting, we are finally on the verge of driving those rascals from Imperial Liechtenstein back from at least one of our server rooms! Admittedly, we might have to firebomb the servers to drive them out, but never fear! We'll have backups brought in as soon as we clear out the rest of the building.

In the meantime, don't let our oppression get you down! For you, fans of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, have a mission of your own to complete. And that mission is... WRITE MORE FANFIC! We may not be able to host it for you, but believe me, we are ROOTING for you to write it!

Okay, support@fanficWorld, you can take them back now. Girls and boys, this is going to be a tough mission, but the spirits of your departed predecessors in Tech Support are-

*kzzzzzzt*

Well... there you have it! A mandate from the boss himself to write as much as you can, in memory of all fanficWorld has been to you. This is support@fanficWorld - the site for the fanfic you can't find anywhere else - signing off.

Oh, and if someone could get a supply package through the blockade? I'm dying for a coffee.

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Or, in other words... welcome to the PPC Badfic Game 2016.

What is this? This is the thread where we let our inner badfic writers have free rein. All PPC stories are technically fanfics of the Original Series - but they're all goodfics. That's clearly unreasonable - most fanfic of anything is terrible. So this is your chance to write the baddest of the badfics. Go nuts!

Who can I write about? Any agents in the PPC are open for you to mutilate. There's a Creativity Shield around ffW, so everything here is emphatically uncanon. The only exception is that, if someone asks in this thread that their agents not be used, please honour that. I can't imagine why you would, but the offer's there.

Where do I post? In this thread, please. As you can see, fanficWorld itself won't be involved in this year's game - I don't have the energy for archiving right now. (Yes, again. I know, I know. :()

What name should I post under? You should come up with the badficauthorest name you can, of course! Take a look at some of our previous examples.

What sort of story should I write? A bad one! Obviously. But also one that's fun to read. Illegible ultra-typo stories are a bit boring after the first one, y'know?

Can I leave reviews? Emphatically yes - that's half the fun of the game! But do remember to leave them in character - and equally, remember that the flames you receive are not real flames. They're a game. Don't get upset.

Do I need a beta? Hahahahahahahaha. Don't be ridiculous. ^-^ What sort of badfic writer has a beta?

Do I need Permission? Again, what sort of badfic writer asks permission? (No. No you don't)

Why are we doing this? Because it's fun!

hS

It doesn't seem anyone's asked you... Which characters did you get seriously invested in? What are your favorite spinoffs?

And my gift to you is a nonexistent turquoise feather. I suspect you will be able to make good use of it. :)

Do I get a Shine Sprite now?

So there used to be - might still be? - an alarming habit among people who purportedly believed in astrology of tweaking people's birth-dates and -times to give them more favorable charts. This also applied when choosing a 'birthdate' for people you don't actually know it for.

Well, as it happens, I don't know precisely when the PPC was founded. But I do know that its chart should absolutely feature Uranus in the 7th house (ie, that it's a group built around partnership), which will form a trine with the sun in the 11th house (ie, that the whole core of the setting is friendship). So when do we have to have been 'born' for that to happen?



June 15th, 2002! (That's a little late for the actual founding of the PPC, so maybe it's the date of our reappearance after Harpwire was deleted. Or it could be the founding of the Board!)

And what an auspicious natal chart we fake get. The combination I mentioned exists (obviously), but we also have Uranus forming a square (stressful!) with Mercury in the 10th house. That means the whole partnership thing is stressed by the agents' love of canon - that is, missions are a strain! Uranus is also in opposition to the moon, over in the 1st house - that means an emotional centre is reinforcing the whole partnership scheme.

Nor is that the only interaction of the moon. The emotional heart of the PPC is in a sextile with Saturn in the 11th house - yes, those emotions are drawn from and feeding into a combination that literally comes out as 'working friendships' - an excellent description of the PPC! Saturn is opposed by Pluto in the 4th house, which can be described as 'change at home' - certainly something that happens to our agents!

Elsewhere, Mercury's love of canon sits in a sextile with a curious factor: Venus in the 12th house, suggesting the self-negation of love. Can there be any better description of a Mary-Sue? We all know that encountering a Suvian only strengthens our love for canon.

All in all, this chart paints a picture of canon-loving agents, close friends with their partners but stressed out, fighting against Suvians and an unusual, transformative home. Moreover, it tells us that we all absolutely love it.

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And that is why astrology is such a nifty gimmick. If you know the person (or organisation!) you're writing about, you can pretty much turn anything into an accurate horoscope for them. Like Tarot, runes, and whatever that thing's called where you throw crystals around and look for patterns, you get out whatever you choose to put in.

hS

That is, when's this year's Badfic Games?

Ye don't even have something piratical to say, ye landlubber? For shame! We'll have ye walking the poop deck and swabbing the plank ere nightfall!

To my shame, me hearties, I completely forgot about this here day until evening, when I heard it on that new-fangled radio machine. So, uh, giddy-up, yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rhum!

hS

PS: "But Captain Huinesoron, why are you doing it when TLaPD is over?" Because I think I actually joined the PPC on TLaPD back in 2003; it's certainly the first thing I remember seeing on the Board. So, fond associations. Yarr!