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Congratulations to everyone! I'd particularly like to thank Akrinor, one of the Board's newbies, for showing up and consistently contributing so much. We've done a lot of good already. Let's keep going. =]

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Did you have help?

In fact, I feel so generous I'll gift him with a one-way trip for Commorragh. He can thank me after meeting Lelith Hesperax...

HONK HONK HONKY HONKA HONK HONK HONKA HONKY HONKA HONK HONKS HONKER HONK HURK HONK HONKA HONK

I think the fanficland thing is over. We have an escapee! The safeguards have failed, quarantine the area.

Honestly, it's like trying to teach quantum physics to geese.

iM not suer who its' abut thoguh? is itt Jaycacia? it srot of sounds' liek Jaycacia wiht the tees adn magick asn all. i mene Jaycacia'd mine byt its' ok yu cann borow here!

Ignorance, after all, is your castle; and what an impenetrable fortress it is. For someone may tell you and tell you again of what is right, what is true, what the wits of mankind can achieve, and you content yourself with the sole fact you have internalised: that you are right, and everyone else is wrong. Whatever jewels are laid before you, you ignore, and treasure instead half-bricks and cobblestones as your Blue Hopes.

One is reminded of the old adage about playing a pigeon at chess.

Or do you just sit around and demand free entertainment all the time?

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((I am so sorry))

Its like you watched a low quality romance series before writing this abomination. While grammmatically correct, your filling these chapters with so much clichays that it becomes horrendously impossible to read. It's all déja-vue and bland and overall gross.

You're time is wated on this site. Go outside and do something productive instead.

yawn/10. Next.

This si the first thing you should do. Then, unplug you're computer, disassemble the side panel, locate your hard drive, and destroy it. Is is the only way to make sure this literary plague doesn't spread to the rest of the planet.

You're borrowed characters are flatter than paper, your prose is drier than the soil of Mars, and its a miracle I haven't died of sheer boredom while reading your pitiful offering.

2/100. Only yhe appearance of Doctor McNinja is somewhat redeeming this story.

((There's so much material to flame for the despicable little troll I'm writing. I hope that I don't actually hurt someone's feelings— but any fanfic forum needs a good flamer to rustle jimmies and be a nuisance so I'm filling the vacancy as best as I can.))

Checkmate.

You just took the lyrics of a song and then jsut used the name of other agents to fill in the blanks like a desperate high schools student falsifying their bibliography in the vain hope that the teacher doesn't instantly recognize their plagiarism.

0. Just 0.


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((I have to say that this song is terribly catchy. Now it's going to be stuck in my head forever.))

Or is that just me looking through a thesaurus trying to find what cool looks like?

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((This character is brilliantly observed.))

I deliberately opted to use no capitalization or punctuation marks aside from full stops in the piece to give a stream of consciousness feel to the narrative. As it stands, your ability to parse prose or style beyond a dogmatic adherence to standardized grammar is neither my fault or my problem. Mithras help you if you ever encounter Ulysses.

This is such abject dreck that I'm currently checking air fares to Mars at the moment. Its a little expensive but I think its worth it to put as much sistance between me and your story as humanly possible.

Your obviously using a popular if terribly boring character in order to cash into the armies of fanboys the Aviator has and accumulate readers. You're story is bad and you should feel bad.

You probably won't even post a part 2 because you ran out of insane ideas to fill your story with.

-1/10, need to clean my brain.