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Charlie thought about this for a few seconds. "Not sure. It looked a bit different, in a way. Less unravel-y and more…" They made vague circular movements with a paw. "Misty? Fade-y? One sec."

They turned to Jiwon. "Hey, do you know how to describe-"

"What?" he mouthed, hands still over his ears, his quiet voice muffled by cheers and brass.

They cleared their throat and tried again. "Mate, so you know when-"

Jiwon said something else, but his voice was still inaudible.

Charlie stood there for a moment, then shrugged and turned back around. "Well, there you go," they said. "So what bundle of Suvians got offed this time? It's gotta be some big names for a party like this."

Immediately hold a vote looking to elect at least 3 new PGs. Ones who have enough energy to actually do anything anymore.

Should I make a new and seperate post on this bit of voting or should we wait for people to reply to this thread about PG-ness?

-kA, not angry

Meg poked her forked tongue out, lost in thought. “He never really liked me, but if I was able to convince him that we needed the evil Sues back…”

-- Carlisle had picked that moment to show up screaming about all the Sues dying, so the technician merely sighed and gestured to the other guy.

"What he said," he said. "So you two escaped a fic deletion?"

She'd turned off her phone to conserve battery, since the messages were starting to get overwhelming. She had to get Liam. She had to make sure he was okay, and then she could check on all of Liam's friends...

"Think your Uncle Asmodeus could get us out of this pickle?" wondered Bill, tossing a smile back at Meg.

Meg shrugged and grinned, revealing slightly pointed teeth. “Like I said, black sheep of the family.” She looked back at the corridor, stained with glitter and the occasional dropped weapon. “You think there’ll be any way to get them back?”

While Jiwon was busy trying to fold down his fox ears to block out the party noise, Charlie noticed the group and waved.

“Just got back from a mission!” they shouted over the cheers and music. “Twilight fic got turned into mist so we headed back early!”

They looked back at the party as the saxophone hit a high note. "Looks like we came just in time, too! So what's all this about?"

((Continuation of this thread.))

He appeared right next to Alberta. “ALL THE SUES ARE DEAD!!!” he yelled. “THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!”

((Capslock of joy, I guess.))

"Uncle Asmodeus, huh," said Bill. They rounded a hallway and saw one of the Doors to New Cal just up ahead. The Security Dandelion usually guarding the Door was not at its post -- possibly summoned to investigate the Poofening. "Pretty devilish name."

"I think Meg's a demon, dear," retorted Lori with an apologetic look at Meg.

But I’m not claiming it myself. I don’t think I should.

Hope someone else can.

And yeah, all the animals in Zootopia are scaled to one another -- there's an entire mini-city called Little Rodentia filled with, you guessed it, rodents.

Found an MST of the whole thing. Here.

Yay! Now I can kill the entire monstosity!

Haven't watched Zootopia, but I've seen some clips and stuff. Aren't all the animals more or less the same size they are in the real world? So a human would be ridiculously huge compared to a rabbit? {X D

I guess that's less scary if it's femmeslash, but still. Yikes.

... And glancing at the fic tells me this is completely ignored, since Isabelle fits easily into Judy's police cruiser. Right. Cool.

~Neshomeh

“I don’t think so. The only one that’s capable of this level of damage would be Uncle Asmodeus, but I don’t think he’d have the motivation to do it. Besides…” She looked around, staring at the glitter patches. “It would have been… messier had he done it.”

And yeah, the PCLEA would probably hate the CPP too.

Ls, happy someone else is interested in his silly ideas.))

((A continuation of this thread.))

All Suvians were dead and the Flowers expected him to stay in his RC? As if! He needed to celebrate with the other agents! Pity Mina was gone, but--so were all the Sues! This was the greatest thing ever!

He grabbed Mina's lightsaber and used it to cut through the locked doors of the RC.

A [BLEEPSTOPITRIGHTNOWBLEEP!] came from the console.

Carlisle ignored it and ran out into the hallway. "ALL THE SUES ARE DEAD!!!!!"

"I have a replacement CAD with your names on it back at DoSAT. Man, what a party!" The technician grinned and waved at the agent currently playing the saxophone solo from "Careless Whisper" on a nearby table. "You two look a little peaky. Everything alright?"

"...I'll never slay a Sue again, can't you see the Glitter vanish?" someone screamed from near the saxophone player.

((Also, the CPP dislikes the PPC for the outright murder of Sues, and anyone in the PPC that knows of CPP hates them for modifying people against their will. The PPC is half-right about the CPP. Would this potentional AU also hate CPP for that reason?))

((-kA, who is just curious))

((A continuation of this thread.))

"Wow," she said. The entire Cafeteria was decorated with streamers and most of the agents were wildly partying, some swimming in the Fountain of Bleepka. None of the Flowers appeared to be present. It was a chaotic mess.

I had the idea of "what if the PPC acted like an actual law enforcement agency, with Sues standing trial?"

So, here are my thoughts on the Plot Continuum Law Enforcement Agency (PCLEA).

• The First Justice of the Supreme Court of Bad Writing is Judge Sunflower.

• DMS is the Department of Detainment, and they're only supposed to capture Suvians.

• Good fanfic writers (probably from OFUs) are the juries.

• And there are Lawyers, whose job it is to either defend or attack Suvians.

• Most Sues are merely sentenced to prison, not to death.

• The PCLEA is very formal and boring.

• The PCLEA knows of the PPC and dislikes it immensely, seeing it as a vigilante organization that isn't truly just.

Thoughts?

"I suppose I'd know a thing or two about being an oddball. But would your family be able to..." the scientist gestured at a passing wet stain of what was once Glitter, "all of this?"

What a spot of luck that this particular story got missed during the Takedown! Especially since chapters that are all author's note actually are a violation of ff.net's policies. But this way, at least a little more out-of-universe notes on the event survived! Hooray for mulberry!

Aw, but what a shame her actual spin-off is only two chapters long! These other two chapters have been (bootleg!) announcements . . . I wonder if the threat of deletion affected mulberry's motivation to write more? : (

"I don't think it violated anything . . ."
Lovely to get confirmation that the admins really didn't inform the authors of the reason for getting blipped. I once again wonder why the Pit's admins run such a site, if they seem so disinterested in stories or the authors who write them.

—doctorlit bought a new car yesterday

“They’re kind of… well as old as I am? And not very friendly? I’m the black sheep of the family.”

A day late, but the best PPC story ever continues as Mary Sue and Sue Mary enter Middle-earth.

Mary Sue, Sue Mary and the Broken Plot Continuum: Rivendell by Nath

All is not well in Imladris...

hS