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The proper captialization is "Kittyauthor." I just write it "kA" to mimic hS.

-kA, who isn't mad, they promise, just tired.

Joe Bob is Joe Bob Brentworth, from Architeuthis' missions. He's implied to have been around a while, so I figured he was safe to splice in here. He may or may not be the source of the gun Alex claimed to have traded from the X-Files Division back in Last Sun.

hS

Having someone take the very neglected Troll Division and turn it into something that actually functions - and differently from the standard DMS-inspired model! - would be awesome. We found out with Tick's mission that Bad Parody used to run very differently, so it would be great to see that reflected in a new spinoff.

(When I've tackled obvious trolls, in DOGA or Floaters, I've had the agents be oblivious to the trolling and just treat it like any other badfic. Troll Division wouldn't do that!)

hS

Danisha Wood, of course. Say hello to Claude Frollo's Eboné Diva/14th FSM (Frollo's Secret Mistress)/Post-Modern Lady/Brown Sugar-Caramel-Molasses-Honeyed Nubian Delight, here to force you to like wow you all with cultural posturing fascinating displays of Indiana culture, revealing clothing, Motown and barbecue and pecan pies.

You might need to investigate your network settings and/or speak to whoever manages your network. (I'm not sure if you're living at home, on a campus, or what.) Since the site works on your cell/tablet/whatever, it could be because that uses a cellular network and isn't subject to the same rules.

Otherwise, we've reached the limit of my ability to troubleshoot with the amount of information you've given, so I'll just say good luck! I hope you figure it out.

~Neshomeh

But I might for the chance to spork the unClaimed non-NSFW Legendary Badfic, Starkit's Prophecy.

I chose my username because I liked the first three letters of my name, and, um, stars are cool. And, Kittyauthor? I now picture you as a cat. XD

I also never imagined your voice sounding like it sounds, nor did I imagine you looking like you do. It's great, just a bit of a shock.I don't know why, but your voice (in my brain, at least) sounds deeper and American, but the latter is probably just "I'm American" since I know you're British (right?).

Also, for whatever reason, I imagined you looking like Quint Quarry. I honestly don't have a clue, just my mind. Maybe because Quarry is a more experienced villian than, say, Pynch, and you're an oldbie, so maybe it's the experience thing?

If it makes you feel better, I imagine Linstar as a Warriors cat, solely based on his username.

-kA, certain there is a point to make from this, but they don't know what it is.

We'll have to pack up tonight before we do it so that we can get out quickly."

Use the same language (yes, Suvian SPaG) and personality as the original Stu. The whole idea is evil-vs.-evil anyway, so make him ridiculously evil! It’s basically a badfic games RP.

I read this fic a long time ago, don't want to re-read it until I get my Permission so I can spork this thing into the pit.

But oh boy, it's some Stu stuff. Roleplaying as such a jerk will be an interesting experience.

I tend to make all my characters at least somewhat likable. Or give them a Jafar effect and have them be so evil it's fun.

And probably just fanfic characters.

Not sure what’s wrong with the computer, though. (It thinks Wikipedia is bad) Fortunately, I have other devices. In fact, I’ve finished TOS! Yay!

Super Gary Stu Rick Evans effortlessly wins the hearts of everyone, outfights everyone he ever encounters, and is repeatedly called morally flawless despite being a petty, vindictive, aggressive, insecure little man. [NSFW WARNING].

I must ask, are we accepting original works, or is this solely a fanfiction contest?

If you are looking for Mary Sues and not Gary Stus, I'll have to do a little digging.

and you were protesting they didn't sound right. Didn't even cross my mind you meant me. :D

My voice is hearable [gestures vaguely] around. Various YouTube videos, Radio Plays, and Radio Nutmeg broadcasts. I have no idea which, if any, of those still survive.

hS

What is the exact error message you're getting? What browser(s) are you using? And, again, are there any access restrictions you're aware of on either computer, or both? Any virus-scanning software or firewalls in common? Sometimes those can get a bit overzealous.

And, if anyone else is reading, are you able to access Neocities? It works for me on both my home laptop (Chrome) and my cell (Android).

~Neshomeh

It was mostly full of various boxes and bales, which they used to hide themselves while they waited.

... go up to the master bedchamber and do the dirty work. It's more likeley we'll be able to get out that way."

We don't want anyone finding us and raising the alarm."

((It is now fixed. My typing skills are not up to snuff.))