If the latter wasn't ragingly homophobic (against gay men only) and didn't have a tendency to react violently every time anything bearing the most minuscule resemblance to homoeroticism happens to him.
The SPaG, Ai Elbereth, the Smauging SPaG!
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If the latter wasn't ragingly homophobic (against gay men only) and didn't have a tendency to react violently every time anything bearing the most minuscule resemblance to homoeroticism happens to him.
The SPaG, Ai Elbereth, the Smauging SPaG!
There should be lots of silly censoring. Preferably with [BEEP]s or [profanity]s. And since Ebony swears every three sentences, there'll be a lot of censorship for me too.
I write fan-fic for on a number of topics, but maiThat's literally its entirety. Something seems off there, but I can't tell what.
Have a pair of rose-colored glasses!
I fully expect that by the end, this roleplay will look like a barcode for all the censoring it must bear.
As outlined here, the worst fanfiction Stu I ever encountered directly was likely Rick Evans, who has every Gary Stu trait cranked up to eleven. He's genuinely textbook Stu.
Every woman wants him, and loves his presence. Men simply shrink away, cease existing, or only passively bask in his glory. The only thing ever spoken about is Rick, the only thing people ever think of is him. He's arrogant, entitled, violent, egotistical, and insecure beyond belief, but everyone constantly praises how kind and charming he is. He has the power of all the powers and, from my memory, was never even injured in a fight.
The story focuses so much on Rick that none of the other characters even exist beyond token mentions.
There's some other things I'd consider, but none strike me as much as this one.
And it has been tons of fun. Part of me is still incredulous at the fact I've somehow ended up shoehorning a character of mine into a pivotal point of PPC history (and a character thad had barely any screentime until now!) but... yeah, it happened!
Now, the announcement part. I had officially left the Board in 2017 following some happenings (which I won't go in details about because Drama Is Bad, so please don't inquire about it.). However, a lot of things have changed since them (I barely recognize some names here now!) and I still love the PPC worldbuilding so I've decided to give the Board another chance. So, yeah. I guess I'm officially back
Not that I was actually truly gone at any point as I kept posting my stuff here (and will for the foreseeably future, of course!).
I don't think I'll ever write a "true" mission within an actual badfic again (the one in this collaboration was completely made up by hS and yours truly), and don't expect me to be super active as I've always been a bit of the quiet person, but I'll hang around and I'm not against writing more PPC-focused things. Maybe even missions, as long as the badfic is made up - my view on fiction has changed, and I'm not really into picking apart other people's works anymore, but as I said the PPC shared universe is a place I just love.
My focus will be, of course, on The World Without Authors though. It's a big project, but it doesn't mean I won't write other things as well! As hS can attest, I get easily distracted by shiny new ideas, and proof is this very story.
So, i'm back, hello everyone!
...then I could tackle a few of these.
Guess I misinterpreted.
In proper Alvish style, that shield would be:
Nis blue: canta nastar alta cuna, sword blade with golden sunburst at tip; indil in fore, yellow diamond.
Four points is correct; I've just looked over that section of the page and yikes, it's not very well written at all. Oh well, it's mostly just my own reference anyway. ^_^ (My favourite hidden joke is that Kaitlyn's coat of arms features a twelve-pointed sun, giving her a sneaky rank as Duchess of El-Jheycom.)
hS
I originally have ITS MY LIFE claimed, but I unclaimed it a while ago. I don't think I could make it into a funny mission, but if someone else wamts to tackle it, they could.
-kA, who still doesn't understand the plot of that fic.
(Edit: I forgot to mention that it's all trollfic.)
My (currently unfinished, rough draft) Alvish Shield that I cannot describe in Elvish and I hope I did it right
And I say "rough draft" because it isn't exactly symmetrical and I'm not 100% sure I even did this correctly (it's supposed to be four-pointed, right?). I hope I did. It looks cool.
-kA
It was a fun mission to work on, and I really enjoyed having a third character around to shake up the bickering.
The sentence you quote is correct; check the first half:
"We can claim to be Controllers if we need to be, or whatever," a quick glance at the screen, "Car Captor Sakura has for humanoid villains."
There's no break in the sentence, so the intended reading is "or whatever CCS has", not, "eh, whatever; CCS has four".
hS
An entire wiki dedicated to a series of what I'm pretty sure is badfic. There are multiple fics described on the site, and I think they're trollfics.
I liked it! It was nice to see Sam and Alex interact, and see some historical PPC characters.
It only makes sense. And I would love to write spork a trollfic. It would be fun.
Welcome back to the far-off world of 1999, where the cops wore sashes, the agents wore permanent expressions of mild terror, and the SO wore a pinstripes suit (hey, not everything was different, I'm not a monster). This time, the PPC's only Animorphs experts* get chucked headfirst into a crossover between their canon and... something I know nothing about? Oh, yeah, this'll go well.
*Expertise not guaranteed.
Except it will, because in a rare (nowadays) turn for me, this is a cowrite with none other than Sergio Turbo! Yes, the PPC's two most dedicated writers of extremely long history-type stories with more characters than you can shake a laptop at have finally teamed up. Given our predilections, you'll be either relieved or disappointed to learn that we've managed to keep the mission under 7K words (plus a bit for notes and A Very Mkellin Mystery**).
**Which is cowritten with Lily Winterwood, so technically this is kind of a three-author crossover!
Apples & Oranges 3: The Morphers
As ever, we hope no canon knowledge is required - and we're even more confident this time, because we only know one of the colliding canons each. ^_^ Enjoy!
hS