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and as I said, recruit the OC helping the canons at the end.

If the canons kill the Stu in the end, what would the PPC even be doing? The hacker would be doing our job for us.

this fic is finished, and the "hacker chapter" is the last.

despite the Stu's obsession with girls, very few female canons show up; he mainly dawdles with Sakura and a bunch of Sues. That means Hinata, Ino, Temari etc. are safe from his Stufluence.

but someone else should.

Then the author will come back and write four more chapters, then leave on a cliffhanger. (Yes, I know far too much about that particular badfic.)

Well, if it's doing that, then it's just Naruto!My Immortal. (I can tell it's bad, and I know know nothing about Naruto.)

[profanity]-ing Stu.

At the end, in true My Immortal fashion, there's a "hacker chapter" in which the Stu meets an untimely end at the hands of canon characters with the help of an OC introduced midway through the fic. If anyone missions this, I think it might be a good idea to recruit that Edfred guy.

(He dares, 'cause he's a Stu.)

The Stu starts a band at one point, which plays music sounding like "a cross betwen prince and led zepplin and bon jovi", and has masterful lyrics works. They are also said to be the only good musicians left after all Top 40 artists are killed in a plane crash, ignoring the fact Naruto doesn't take place in our world.

Tricky formatting is tricky.

Now I wanna parody "We Don't Talk About Bruno" to fit that context lol.

-kA

I beg to differ. hides my playlists away from this fic

That's the only thing I can say about this.

Also, what defines "modern" here? Does the Stu just like classical music? Or is "modern" anything post-2000s? Is it any sort of music after 1950? Does the Stu like Maple Leaf Rag (published 1899, but repopularized (if I'm reading right) during the 1970s)?

Okay, maybe I'm thinking too hard for badfic, but still. What defines modern?

-kA

That one's not even fun to read...ugh. Truly atrocious. (But yes, feel free to nominate as many fic as you like.) (And doesn't that need a spoiler warning?)

(Sorry, couldn't help myself.)

Not publishing it yet until I feel good about it, though, and get it beta'd (of course). That will be mission 3, and that's why there's a running joke about "we don't talk about Mission 3" as David Null suffered some damage to his sanity.

-kA

Ronan Beelzub (be warned, fic is intensely NSFW and NSFB) the Naruto Stu whose fic is worse than For Your Eyes Only in terms of squickiness, boggling story and atrocious technique. He's also responsible for an army of minis and mini-Stus due to the fic's inordinately high concentration of terrible SPaG. To give you an idea of how bad it is, this is the first paragraph (excerpt contains NSFW mentions):

the SPaG, it hurts

I'm not comfortable with giving out my address. If you don't mind my asking, what characters are available?

It has to be one badfic with a title that is, well, does exactly what it says. It's called "Pbql'f zcert ovegu" (rot13'd) and it basically delivers that.

Warning for the blacklist items coming into play.

Cont., with added bl3

So yeah.

Oh! I nearly forgot! The grammar is poor. The entire text has two paragraph breaks. Two. It's a text wall otherwise. Several characters speak one another's lines. It annoying, even without the content.

I tried nominating it for Bleepfic earlier, but that fell through.

It's horrible. It haunts my dreams sometines.

-kA

Family Mart is currently doing an offer of Touken Ranbu clearfiles with purchases of snacks. I think it’s a tie in with the new film? If you’re interested in a clearfile and you’re comfortable with giving me a shipping address, I can grab one for you.

No pressure to, of course, since it involves addresses, but I have sent holiday cards to Boarders before!