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For that to be true, the writer would have had to partake of crack cocaine. Let's not hope there are no literal crack fics on the internet.

Reminds me of Axe Cop.

PFFT. So lulzy.

If you'll pardon my chanspeak.

Thank you ^__^

I didn't write anything as organized as that. Mostly I wrote just the antics of, well, Aster Corbett coming across badfic and rampaging through it with uzi and flamethrower in tow.

Actually, Aster (the character, not actually me) could very well fit INTO PPC Canon-- as a stupid renagade not inducted to the PPC yet with a hatred of badfic and all the wrong procedure to go about doing something about it.

In fact, this is one of the main premisies of the very long PPC-crossover-spinoff-thingie that I am writing with a friend. So yeah, something is getting written. XD

You could always expand your fandoms to include stuff with good yaoi? Reminds me of Ansela - she's forever hurtling downstairs shrieking like a banshee over some atrocity she's found in a manga slash fic, and when I ask "So why did you go looking in that section of the Pit?" there's never an answer.

That is crackfic in the most literal meaning of the word. Where did that come from?

It's... so... Horrible and nonsense. This one was Pink Stuff drunk, seriously.

I'll lend some Bleeprin to agents brave enough to kill it.

*Laughs uncontrollably.*

This is awesome.


"Harry slammed his book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading"

It makes no sense, but it's so funny I just don't care :D

Hmm. This looks like a whole slew of...

Big Lipped Alligator Moments!

((For those of you who don't know what a Big Lipped Alligator Moment is, watch this explanation.))

...what even.

I don't —

— what.

Say, here's a question for you. What do you get when you cross Harry Potter, Metalocalypse, and the imagination of a sugar-high 13-year-old boy?

If that question stumped you, you have obviously never experienced the glory that is my new favorite badfic, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's really what it's called. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. From what I can tell, of the "plot," it's about Harry Potter, a lone warrior armed with only a Groinsaw and his guitar ...slayer, scouring the universe to steal food for himself and Dumbledore.

Select passages:

"Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull."

"Harry swung the guitar through Dobby's chicken neck. He took the head of his fallen dwarfslave and tore open his stomach, stuffing the head inside. Harry vomited steam and summoned a great meteor from space to smash into Hogwarts and kill everyone there, for no reason at all."

"Harry, you must rock the ... out."

"Harry channeled his rage through ...slayer. The angel blood boiled as he summoned the great meteor, swathed with the blood of the tiny ...lings at Hogwarts, leapt onto it, and flew into space. He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy ...fire and flew through Mercury, killing the ... out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the ... out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice."

"Harry slammed his book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading"

"I am Rape Radbury. I write critically acclaimed fiction that always turns into fact. That's why I have more money than anyone."

"Harry squinted so he could see the subatomic strings of the ropes. He began tossing antimatter at them with his mind as a group of children entered the rape ape's hiding place. They were well-groomed and impeccably attired, and there were 5.8 of them, just enough to represent an array of genders and races that would leave no one unhappy, save for the Eskimos."

"He thought about sandwiches."

As a PG that isn't around any more, real life has me working long hours and giving me no rest.

Good Luck to the new PGs!

Leto

First off, I think you're saying the same thing I did but from a different angle, or to a different degree; yes, there are only so many ways to mock badfic, but there are several detailed elements too specific to the PPC to all appear in someone else's imagination by coincidence. I think we're picking details here - neuralysers, for instance.

But moreso, I agree with Neshomeh that if it IS a deliberate ripoff, then we have every right to be upset. If not, then - as you say - we have no right at all. Since we don't know for certain one way or another, everyone's sort of in limbo about it, and that can make us touchy. That's only human. I point out that we are saying these things here, on our board, not to her face. To do so without absolute proof would inexcusable.

So I'll lighten up, promise, but please calm down, will you? Maybe I'm reading your tone wrong from between the lines (wouldn't be the first time), but it sounds like you're flying off the handle. Nothing's been decided.

I just sort of wish that everyone would join in here, because I'd like to think we're fun. But I can see why that wouldn't happen.

Though I have to ask, what about glittery pink? ;p

A friend of mine linked me to it a few days ago. I fell utterly and joyously in love somewhere around the second strip.

It's hilarious; as a Sue-basher and a Trekkie both, I have to recommend it very highly indeed.

Unfortunately the ads have made me tempted to buy the book, because yes, I have started stalking the page for updates.

Thanks for sharing :)

...quite funny, actually. Pity there are only seventeen of them so far.

Nuh-uh, not me.

Seriously, I'm just a lurker these days. I haven't got any missions written at all. I'm terrible at making decisions. I don't like disappointing people.

Please... not me?