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Will Five of Six recive a Karmic Death soon? That would be cool.

PS: Will you join Honest Critic's petition for better Grammar and Spelling? You seem like a coherent writer.

A/N:
IM BACK!!!1!!1 Sorry I should've been writing more, but I’m in college now and I’m really busy because my teachers making me go to this stupid writing tutor TWICE A WEEK, which is totally unfair because I’m a GREAT writer!
But I met this really cute guy who works in IT, and he fixed my spellcheck for me, yay! And spellcheck doesn’t think yay is a word, but spellcheck doesn’t think spellcheck is a word either, so it doesn’t no everything.

Chapter 3

“whose coming” Rebecca asked.

The Raven Rose laded one of her pale violet leaves on Rebecca’s arm. “my family” she said and she started to cry.. The so came over and held his love close ot him.

“don’t worry” he said. “ill fight them again if I have to.”

The Raven Rose singed. “last time you almost died. The black roses are the most evil flowers ever and we barely escaped with are lives. But I no we can fight them sunny, if we have a plan. We just need a little time to—“

But a plothole opened in the office of the so and two more roses that looked like the Raven Rose but with boring gray leaves instead of violent ones came out. One rose grabbed Rebecca and wrapped his thorns around her neck. “nobody move” he said.

“raven you have to come with us” the other one said. “or well kill everyone in her.”

A/N: OMG another cliffie! Don’t worry I wont make you wait to long…


[OOC: This is the third year I've been torturing myself with MoggetsGurl and her horrible story...I've even developed a backstory for my lovely little alter-ego.
Also, hi, everybody! My evil, evil internet has been down since early June, but it's BACK at last, and so am I! *evil laugh* - Tomato]

I will put your name on the list immediately.

[[*snicker, snicker* Indeed, this is fun ;0 -Sedri]]

[[Because you're signed in with your 'real' Board name, so I don't know what false penname to save the review under. -Sedri]]

I got reviews, yay! Everyone gets internet cupcakes! They has chocolate sprinkles on them.

@Honest Critic: Sure! I love internet petitions! Who knows, this one might even work! My fingers are crossed. ^_^

NEWAI, new story! Yay! I don't own the agents. You know if I did, cuase there'd be more hawt agent secks. R&R!

Title: Sensation
Summary: Nobodys can't feel emotions. What about stimulation? Luxuricka
Category: PPC
Rating: R, shading to NC-17 later on.
Genre: Romance

Chapter I
"I do not see why you continue to persist in this matter," Xericka said to the other occupant of the RC. "My answer remains no."

"Your mouth says no," Luxury replied with a saucy grin, "but your body says take me now."

"My body language indicates nothing of the sort."

This had been going on for a while now. Ever since their first mission together, Luxury had become fascinated with Xericka. Gremlin had suggested during a mission together in the Half Life continuum that the lacivious Bad Slasher had a crush on her. Xericka scoffed at the idea.

"Aw come on, Xerry-berry." Lux hopped over the back of the sofa and sank onto the Nobody's lap. "It'll do you a world of good. You really do need to loosen up. Get a little crazy."

Xericka pushed Luxury off of her. The blonde Slasher settled for sitting on the couch as close as possible. "I do not get crazy. I do not get anything. Nobodies cannot feel emotions and do not have sex."

"Ah, but those are two different things!"

Xericka goggled at the other agent. "Sexual intercourse and emotional bonding are intrinsically connected," she said.

Luxury rolled her eyes. "Sex is all about physical stimulation, which I know Nobodies can feel. If you couldnt, there was no way you could have known that I pinched your butt the other day."

"Yes, but--"

"Can you feel this?" Luxury ran her hands up and down Xericka's thighs.

"Yes of course."

"Are you havbing an emotional response or a physical one?"

"A phsyical response."

Luxury moved her hands up to the Nobody's stomach. "And it's a pleasurable response, right?"

"...Yes."

The blonde agent's hands continued to migrate up Xericka's body. "You'd like to experience more, right."

"I suppose, but my point--"

She was interupted by Luxury's lips meeting hers. There was a faint metallic sound as the other woman unzipped her coat.

~~~

To be continued!

You have my support, Honest Critic.

[[OOC: Heh, heh, heh.]]

I haven't yet seen the Percy Jackson movie, although I'll have to at some point. I heard very mixed things about it.

Oh, Suethors. They're not like us.

I am sensing I will fit in well here.

I don't love all the Ender's Shadow books, but Shadow of the Giant makes me really happy. Something about the political situation makes me make the same noises I make when I see adorable kittens. >.>

Do we get to know what your book is? So we can read it?
*looks hopeful*

Oh, I mean, er. Welcome back! Long time no see. :) Have a cookie.

i wish i owned these agents... oh well.

ill defintley try 2 get antoehr chappie up soon!

Cyskia is a rly prerty name, ur right! evil parents!

Well, mah, you sound lucky to me when it comes to parents. I loved horseback riding, but I really had to push it, 'cause my dad thinks it's dangerous. Pah. Well, it's too expensive now, but still...
Hey, I'm just saying, sounds good ta me!

" I am fond of making impulsive internet "commitments" that I don't actually keep up. "

And I am fond of trying to write random fics that don't even last two pages, hey, you fail less than I do.

Fantastic Saga of SNAOL? Nice.

Percy Jackson! Have a Skör Bar. Um, you don't like just the movie, do you? Don't kill me for asking...

" I don't tend to get righteously angry at bad fanfic, more...confused. Especially by the reviews. Do people actually think these are good? Or that they make any sense whatsoever? Call me stupid, or something, but I don't see it. If in chapter 2 of your story literally nothing even remotely relevant to the plot happens, and you yourself acknowledge it, why did you bother to write it? It boggles the mind. And you created a mini while you were at it. Nice going! "
Only comment: Trolls? Perhaps Suethors enjoy each other's miserable company and sad syntax? Who knows?


Ender's Game, juss!

~Newb Rambler

like, to redeem my inner suethor, like, if it even exists...

Hmm, haven't tried parody in a while. Need to get back into the swing- maybe some bad Shakespearan stuff? Messed-up syntax? Thanks for posting, didn't even know your 'poor little website' existed!

(AN: OMG thx 4 teh reviwues!

Ellintyra Lloysinthayr: I don't know, ul have 2 find out! and Idk, it was ina mission i read somewhere, it 8 some agents donit. and tnx 4 the tip, ill use that!

Lady Cyskia: LOL thnx!)

Aurora pulled out her slingshot and rand into FicPsyhc, where she found where Logolas-Sue ws making every1 OOC!

"Sorry abiyt this, but u need help legolas!" she said and hit hi with a slngstone in the head, and he fell over nconcius. Frodo cam eout fomr behind a bed and bowd, he's such a polite hobbit!

"U saved me, thank you!" he said.

"Aw, no problem," Arora said. "Now we can help him!" And they put Legola on the bed and went 2 get some1 from FicPsych 2 take care f him, since they weren't oof anymroe.

When they went out the fern saw them and said Usaved us! But there's still a problem. Go 2 the Kudzu's office right away!

"Ok" said Aurora. "Bye Frodo, it was nice 2 meet u!"

"Nice 2 meet u 2," frodo said, and they hugged (AN: Liek FRIENDS u pervs! Like a agnt would do that to a cnanon you sicko!)

So she went to the Kudzo's office, and it was green all over with purple flowers and smelled nice.

i>Thank you for helping us, Agent Aurora, the Kudzu said. FicPsych is n ur debt.

"Ur welcome," said Aurora. "I'd like 2 ask a favor in return. U c, the Marquis is my firend, but he's all sad bcuz the SO gets al the agents and nobody likes him, bcuz acts so mean bcuz he's sad. Do u think u could help him?"

The Kuzdu gasped! Agnet, I hav loved the marqui for so longand i didn't think he care about any1! I wold help him, but u c, Sue-Lecolas turned me into a male!

"O no!" gasped Aurora. "How can we fix u?"

There is a secret ewapon in theDen of the CAFS, the Kudzu said. U must go and find it and bring it back!

"Ok, I will!" said Aurora. "If bymy life or death I can help u, I will!"

(DUN dun DUUUUUNNNN! PLot twist, lool! Bet u iddn't c that coming! Its really getting exiting now! OMG, that was a long chappie! Keep reading 2 c what happens hext!

XOXOX)

oooooOOOOOOooooyyy i lik ur teek shs=es soo sad n londly & theyre story iz soo SADDS! writ more SOOOOOOOOONNNN!N!N!N!!!

i red ur profil 2 & i knoow wat u mean!! iwant 2 chnge my nme 2 bt my folkss wnt let m. cysika iz a mch btr name dan my reel 1!!!

Compared to your peers (with a few exceptions, of course), your grammar and spelling are very good. You have several errors, of course, but overall it is clear that you have done your best with the skills you have - at least in your story. Your profile could still use some work.

Would you be interested in joining a new movement for the general improvement of grammar and spelling on this website? I am trying to recruit at least fifty supporters before bringing my petition to the FanficLand Admin.

theyre usin OLDSPEK!!1!!! wom um i didnt knoww ny1 stil used dat

but ew um u culdve bin ls grafic i mean yea dwarfvs need 2 gt laid bt u dint hav 2 SHOW itTT!!!!

I wonder - should I collect them, too? We could find a place to post them, somewhere. Or maybe those of you who've written them should post them on your own LJs (or wherever) and we can make a link list on the wiki or something...

I shudder to think of what would happen if the more flamethrower-happy agents read about themselves on FanficLand...