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Although you never know. *dons hooded cloak* Cross me and I may turn nasty...

*puts on coxcomb and looks proud* Yay! I'm sure I will like it here.

Ciao effectively means both hello and goodbye, depending on the context. It's a bit like aloha.

Completely insane? In a nice goofy way or in scary stabby way? Or somewhere in between, perhaps.

Anyway, have a free collection of tiny hats.

Have an imaginary pair of pants.

Now, can anybody tell me what the hell 'ciao' means, besides 'some sort of greeting'?

I find that hitting refresh after reaching the home-area works, as opposed to hitting the 'return to messages' button.

I've been noticing that it takes a while for my posts and replies to show up on the Board. Is this happening to everyone, or is it just my computer?

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat, with a Shakespearean lineage.

Wow, there have been a lot of new arrivals on the Board lately. It's lovely--so much activity! I hope you like it here.

Big cats are great!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4970437/1/OnlyGodKnows

FF.Net Summary: Jidda runs away after her mother commits suicide and gets stranded as the only girl on an island of boys. Can they remain civilised or will savegery overcome them? BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS, READ & REVIEW!

This one should be Crushed with Earth, i'm sure the Island will end up all right if the damage is limited only to the Sue and the area around her. Toph Bei Fong style Earthbending should do, or you can just throw boulders at her.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5416927/1/Notsobad

FF.Net Summary: They caught Ralph before they lit the island on fire. They are not rescued. Jack loves ralph. Roger loves Sam. but how do ralph and Sam feel about being their pets. Jack/Ralph, Roger/Sam. slash

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! Use all four element to kill this thing! And acid! Lots and lots of it! *Doses head directly with Brain Bleach.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5416459/1/Fallen_Angels

FF.Net Summary: The girls in Mary Lou's School for Exceptional Young Women are everything but exceptional. Love traingles, murder attempts, hatred, and envy rule when these troubled/insane girls get stranded on an island with British boys. Many OC/LOTF boys. CH. 6 UP!

I tought this might be a parody...but it isn't. I wanted to see something that's actually comedic after the previous travesty, but this isn't it. Shock it with Lightning (it's faster than Fire!)

Fair winds!

Hello there. As per my usual, here's a [random generic item] and a pair of cufflinks.

Bribery, Generic Rebellion aginst the uniform, etc, etc... I'm feeling faint...

Have a venomous arthropod! You may not need gloves to handle it.

I would say insanity is practically a job requirement around these parts.

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

What fandoms do you follow?

I'm sure others will be by later with the big bag 'o links and bumper stickers, and a bucket marked 'warg fodder.'

Sheez, am I going to want to read it?

The idea of sinking LOTF scares me!

Not surprisingly enough, it was one of the first fanfictions on the Shrek fanfiction page when I found it. The summary automatically placed it in the badfic category. (I mean, "Shrek" without Shrek? What the heck was this person thinking? And poor Artie...)

Then it got worse as I began reading it. It's too bad that I don't know the Shrek continuum well enough to honestly spork it, otherwise would have had someone from the PPC hunt down the author and hit her repeatedly with one of the Shrek DVDs (preferably the third movie). Line stealing, scene stealing, plot stealing, author insertion, grammar errors, inconsistency, lack of logic, and the list goes on and on. The only redeeming thing that I found in that badfic was the original character antagonist.

Anyway, your MST was very enjoyable and funny. I salute you for sporking the badfic.

Hi! I'm Laura, aka Silikat, and I have read a couple of PPC stories. Upon finding them amusing, I Googled you and came here. And hating Mary-Sues as I do, I thought jumping on the bandwagon may be yet another good way to spend my time.
Yeah, that's all you need to know for now. Oh, apart from the fact that I'm completely insane *grins*

Wow. You know for some reson I didn't expect to see sues in Shrek stories. *Sigh* So naive.

Anyway. I'm interested in hearing more from you. The comments were quite funny.

Wow, a Lord of the Flies badfic. You know, I did not expect to see that.

And hey, if you flood it with water maybe the island will sink.

That would be neat.

I write some fic for it and there are a few increadibly bad stories out there.

Oh thank you for the tiger. I shall call him....Simmons!

Despite having only seen part of Shrek III, I can empathize with your pain.

I love how piggy was the one who really knew how to treat an injured leg but the author sue just brushed him off. And described a 10 year old boy as having strong arms. I bet theres going to be as much child nudity as the original book

And their Wiki profiles, so think I should be ok.

Thanks again