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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5871492/1/Worship_Me

FF.Net summary: Two best friends fight for survival when they land on the island surrounded by our favourite characters. Each must learn to decided their own fates and choose paths, but which will they choose? Good or evil? Ralph or Jack?

Yet another hackwork I found in my rare sweeps through the Lord of the Flies section on the pit. Honestly, is there anything they cannot defile? Flood it with Water (as Fire's just too cliche)!

Decided to throw my hat in at a certain popular movie series with some really bad fic. No, not that one.


Or that one.


Fine, it's Shrek.

http://terrofen.livejournal.com/2042.html#cutid1


Also, thinking about applying for Permission soon. Not yet, but soon.

I've never read any fairly oddparents fics but I used to watch the show. Maybe we could do a mission. Oh, and have a bengal tiger, I've got extra

got any more? I only know a few of the canons and couldn't come up with anything

"Of Glitter and Men"

http://miah-arthur.livejournal.com/6127.html

Summary: Miah makes kissy noises, Castor enjoys pumpkin guts a bit too much, Cali rescues four children, and the NCIS continua is saved from a fluffy, wangst!Sue and her plague of glitter.

Are you familiar with these two, or can you pick up what you need from the Wiki if you aren't? If you need more info on them I can tell you.

I'm afraid I can't deposit my sanity, though. I've got none to give.

I love the idea of Lily teaching at Hogwarts; that's genius. And a headlock is a genius "it".

Lasa and Mombi of the Department of Angst tend to end up in the cafeteria when they're meeting up with Gypsy of the Division of Bad Het - Lasa would carry a crossbow and Gypsy a sawn-off shotgun, Mombi is usually unarmed. (They all have wiki pages in case you want any more details)

Trojie, also, could be in the Cafeteria. She would have her bell but doesn't tend to carry any other weaponry.

I have looooads of Agents, as you can see from my wiki userpage ( http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/User:Cassie5squared ), so feel free to use any of the Action ones except Nat.

He spent a lot of time in the Cafeteria and the Lounge about that time, since he was between assignments. He would not be armed (except possibly with a hardcover book), and he would most likely hide or run away.

As for the cat, Agent Earwig would want it, but he doesn't come on the scene for another two years. Also, I find it amusing to think of an invisible cat wandering HQ. It MIGHT be visible in the Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent, though. The names on the tomb are in ithildin, and they show up, so the cat might, too.

~Neshomeh

I love alliterative verse, and yet I hadn't thought of taking it this way. Very nice!

~Neshomeh

She'd be a newbie at that time and a loner agent, too, but she'd be there. She turned 18 early in 2006, graduated in the beginning of May, and joined the PPC very soon after (about two or three weeks) when she decided to put her career on hold. Does that work with your time frame?

Deorwine rubbed his face and tried to think of something that alliterated with “Lady.” The Rohirrim were having a feast tonight—the harp would be passed around, and everyone would recite poetry in turn. He wanted to compose something to make Lady Eowyn smile, as she had not done since Theoden King’s … illness began. He tried again:

Leaping lightly onto horse Lady Eowyn rides, lovely
And mightier than many men on Meare mounted
Sword swinging at her side swiftly—

That was no good, he decided, “Swinging” –-had she lost control of it? Poetry was harder than he had thought.

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Meare is (I think) the dative singular form of Mearas.

I tried to have extra spaces to indicate the caesura, but the post kept eating them; you'll have to imagine it's there.

Bloodwrath could be very interesting!

Knives it is, seeing how the fic is set back in 2006.

Thanks for the loan - do you want to have a look at the multi-agent section before it's posted?

I probably should have mentioned that the fic is set back in mid 2006 (which is when I actually started writing it!). I note that Eesa is a new recruit, so she wouldn't have been around back then but how about Sive?

Their first mission (which takes place back in the summer of '09—I still need to write it) will take place before this, so it's likely that they'd visit the cafeteria between the summer and the time that you base your mission in. Both agents carry weapons. Check the wiki for any other information you might need, but Eesa carries daggers and Sive uses a shortbow.

Depending on the time period of the mission, they'd be carrying different weaponry - they got their favourite weapons in October '07. Laburnum has an axe and Foxglove has a sabre. If it's set before then, they'd be carrying knives or some such. Laburnum's a Bloodwrather, don't know if that would help against a bear.

Don't use S&S, though - their original author may not be pleased.

I'm close to finishing my latest mission, which has got Logan and Entropy into a bit more trouble than they can handle, between a dragon, a vampire Maia!Stu, and Radagast in the form of a giant grizzly bear!

While running away from the grizzly, they've accidentally left a portal to HQ open for too long, and the grizzly has followed them into the middle of the Cafeteria. With so many heavily-armed agents around HQ, taking care of the bear shouldn't be a problem, but it seems implausible for all of my other agents to happen to be in the Cafeteria at the exact same time as the portal opening.

Accordingly, I'm asking if I could borrow some agents for this scene, which will basically consist of:
1. Grizzly chasing Logan and Entropy into the Cafeteria (there's also the grizzly's pet lynx and a couple of Stus, but the grizzly's the main concern)
2. Agents eating lunch being startled
3. Agents drawing many, many weapons
4. Grizzly bear dying
5. Agents being returned intact and recognisable to their respective authors.

If you're happy for me to borrow an Agent or two, the main question I have is whether or not said Agent would be likely to carry a weapon with them in the Cafeteria.

This will result in two groups of agents: those running away, and those fighting. There's several bit character Elves, so plenty of targets for everyone.

While we're at it, does anyone want to adopt the lynx? It's Radagast's familiar, the "Grey Ghost Cat of Rhosgobel", counts as a Cute Animal Friend, and can only be seen by the light of the moon. It's called Prishada, but that can obviously be changed.

Elcalion

1. 50 Reasons by fearblank
50 reasons to 'do it' starring Lily and Draco.

(Very AU, but so what? It'll still be better than the original...)


"Now, Mister Malfoy."

Gritting his teeth, Draco forced himself to move slowly - casually - as he turned in his comfortable seat to face this year's DADA teacher. Professor Potter looked annoyed. She would have looked annoyed anyway, standing as she was with her fists on her hips, but the addition of having her long red hair standing up in all directions, stiff as dry spaghetti, doubled the effect.

Two rows behind him, Harry 'The Git' Potter smothered laughter. His mother didn't so much as spare him a glance before saying, "You too, Harry. Now."

The laughter abruptly ceased, ending it what sounded like a strangled rasp.

Draco, determined to be more dignified, continued to face The Git's teacher mother. "Professor Potter," he began in a languid, airy tone, "I simply don't understand why."

She raised her eyebrows. Inwardly, Draco was certain she had meant to only raise one eyebrow, but of course not everyone was capable of that particular feat - not everyone was born with it. He raised one brow of his own just to prove the point, but unfortunately, she wasn't interested. Folding her arms as though she weren't at risk of blinding other students with her red, spaghetti-like spears, she asked lightly, "You need a reason, Mister Malfoy?"

For just a moment, Draco faltered. That tone... that tone was dangerous. He'd heard it before, and the memory was enough to cause a slight waver in his voice as he replied, "Yes..."

There was a fractional pause in which Professor Potter's lip twitched, very slightly, as if she were hiding a grin, and then in one swift move she pointed her wand at Draco's desk.

He suddenly found himself facing a stack of at least fifty books. Old, musty, dirty books. Books he didn't want to lay a fingernail on if he could possibly avoid it. On top of that, they reeked - the sort of old, half-damp stench that could probably kill on its own.

His controlled, calm expression must have faltered, because Professor Potter then explained, "These texts have been in storage under the library for about three hundred years; Madam Pince discovered them last week and is desperate to have them cleaned of all that mould - every last crease and crack."

Draco blanched.

Sweetly, Lily told him, "So you have a choice, Draco - and Harry," she added over his shoulder; "Do as you're told, or this will be your detention. Is that clear?"

Gritting his teeth, but now for an entirely different reason, Draco swallowed his twelve-year-old's pride and nodded. Professor Potter briefly glance behind him at her son, who apparently did the same. "Good," she said, flicking back a strand of stiff hair. "Now do it."

With muffled and not-so-muffled sighs, the boys stood up from their desks and gathered the five or six crumpled paper balls they had been magically flinging at each other's heads before shuffling to the back of the room. Glaring sideways at each other, they took positions on the large muggle 'crash-mat' Professor Potter had brought in for 'martial arts' practice.

"Now," she said lightly, "which of you would like to demonstrate the headlock first?"


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Hmm, not the ending I was planning on, but I'm short on time so this'll have to do. Ah, well.

Just delete any notes I make before you post :P