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That is how people pronounce it where I'm from.

Hello there! I have a special gift for you, complimentary of a business I'm well acquainted with (known as the Raven Armory). The gift is a pre-paid vacation to Spidren Caverns, where you can make arachnid friends and stay forever, even until your skeleton turns to dust!*

*Fire, antidotes, screaming, and any sort of weaponry whatsoever is prohibited from Spidren Caverns. Enjoy your stay!

I have a special message for you! Why don't you read it aloud? Here it is:

"Candle Jack"

...we all know what day it is.

Number of death threats: 10. Very funny.

wut's teh mini fer HFA agin? I tink we jus gotta new 1.

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...wouldn't dyslexia make it a little hard to understand chatspeak? All those numbers are throwing me for a loop, and I don't even have dyslexia.

Yes and no. Yes, because Aragog no likey you. No, because Shelob also no likey you. Run, girl, RUN!

...huh?

like in the harry potter movies? aragog was scary.

You confusd me. ^_^ that's ok tho.

You'd have to remind me of what a cosine actually is. ^_^; *not a math person* That's got to be one of the best typos ever, though.

~Neshomeh

Probably with weird wave-like lines emanating off of the Sue's body, based on what a cosine function looks like when graphed.

The weird thing is that she's named Ahsoka. Is she related to Anakin Skywalker's Padawan Ahsoka Tano in that new cartoon? If she is, I'm scared...

...that your "teach" did in fact catch you, judging by the way that sentence was cut off. TEH DETENSHUN ARE GONNA DIRVE U NUTS!

RAN! TEH GAINT SPYDERS R CUMMIN TA *EET* UR *FACE!!!!!*

... but I really doubt that dyslexia has any effect on your ability to properly punctuate and capitalize letters, nor affect your ability to type out certain words (specifically 'and') rather than substitute symbols or smaller mispelled words.

Dyslexia will not make it so that you misspell "because" as "cos."

Have a quarter.

Heh, hope it's not a T-rex.

*beat*

I set myself up there, didn't I? And look, it's hatching. *flees*

Thank you, I'm sure I will.

Ted is cute! Thank you!

i no teh wiki is so awwsum isnt it!

meh ichigi is soooooo boring. yumi and byachan are liek way hotter and kewler and pretier. darco is hawt tho i agri.

i want 2 b ur fiend 2

my spelling is bad & i don't have spelchek. Im also dyslexic 2 & so it doesn't help. sorry. ;_;

but i like ocs and they arnt all bad! a lot can be relly cool!

and why wuld i not be welcom hear/

cos if we get a long wuld it stil be a problom?

I'm... not sure you quite have the idea, to be honest. We are not agents. We are Boarders. We write stories about agents, who are fictional members of a fictional organization. That in mind, I'll try to answer your questions.

1. To write PPC stories, you need Official Permission, which is explained in the wiki article Permission. You should read it in full.

2. Good agents are interesting to read about, no matter what their species or how they dress. The ones I've enjoyed reading about the most are the ones who have especially distinct personalities. Just a few examples include Jay and Acacia (of course); Trojie and Pads; Suicide, Diocletian, and Ithalond; and Dafydd & friends. Characterization is properly the subject of an essay-length discussion, which I'm not prepared to get into here, but I hope that helps.

3. If you want to kill Mary-Sues, you join the DMS, whose agents are known as Assassins. That's pretty much it.

~Neshomeh

Sanity? What sanity?

A crochet hook...not as good for hitting people on the head as knitting needles, but could work in gouging a Sue's sparkly eyes out. I thank you.