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I find cats terribly cute (and of course evil), especially kittens. In fact all baby animals with the exception of Canines Make me squee.

I also think that the Great and Terrible Dalek Gerald is very cute, but that may just be me!

Hello, Prard! Have a PPG. Try not to shoot yourself in the foot!

Oh, and you might want to work on your grammar and punctuation a bit. Seeing as how most missions also involve making fun of badly-written fanfictions, it doesn't look terribly good to have us screwing up ourselves.

And may I inquire as to what fandoms you belong to?

This list really should be on the main page or the wiki or something. Perhaps a section on the wiki titled "The Manuel Project" temporarily instated for the duration of this authorship? Lets not let it get lost in the board.

I would love to help, but I believe I have a little more reading to do before I'm ready.

Well, then, all Death Note-verse Shinigami are huggable, and so is No Face from Spirited Away.
I've got a picture of me, at an aquarium, with a cuttlefish. We look very much alike.

Welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's some coconuts.

Welcome. I have for you an enchanted orange. It can talk and has the ability to . . . look like an orange!

I forgot what her name is, and I don't remember how she dealt with this issue. I think it made it possible for her guide dog to talk.

Perhaps someone else knows who I'm thinking of.

A while back, though, there was a question about whether the disguise generator could actually make the agent into a different species, or whether that was more of a projected image. I believe the answer was yes to the first half. So, logically, disabled agents can set the DG to not have a disability in their disguise.

Welcome to the PPC! Have a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat.

I have made a list (not including things I intend to write):

1. So You've Decided to Become a PPC Agent

ii. Expanding that acronym [Who we are and what we do]


3. Department of What, Now?

iii. Action Extended descriptions of the Action Departments

iv. Infrastructure Extended descriptions of the Infrastructure/Admin. Departments

v. Charge lists and what to include [General and department-specific]


4. So We Were Stupid Enough to Give You a Weapon

iii. 'My bowstring just snapped' [Creative assassinations]

iv. Borrowed weapons [The use of 'Sue-weapons]

v. No need for a graveyard [Disposal of bodies]


5. How to Pick Out a Mary-Sue

ii. 'Arms and legs and everything' [Physical hints]

iii. OMG teh ANGST!!1 [Emotional/backstory hints]

iv. 'Phenomenal Cosmic Power!' [Hints from their effects]

v. It's On Your Console for a Reason Push the red button


7. Fandoms (I'm actually not sure this book strictly needs to exist, but if anyone has ideas, go for it.)

i. Where You Might Get Swept Off To [List of covered fandoms]

ii. The Elder Days – LotR [LotR-verse. Brief Canon summary, common mistakes and useful information]

iii. Modern Magic – Potterverse [Potterverse. Brief Canon summary, common mistakes and useful information]

iv. [On through the main fandoms] [Yeah, I ran out of ideas. Same as the previous two for any fandoms deemed large enough]


8. Canon and What Not to Do With It

i. Home from Home Spending a lot of time in Canon can have its downfalls

iv. Fire and Water – wholesale devastation [Please don't destroy areas of the Canon]

v. Don't Try This At Home [Story collapses and other end-of-the-world scenarios]


10. Time and Space – Official Fanfiction Universities, Minis, and sundry other fandom-related organizations

i. Miss Cam and her legacy [The nature of the OFUs. A list of OFUs]

ii. A first time for everything – OFUM [Notes on OFUM]

iii. Exchange program – HFA [Notes on HFA. Other major OFUs can be added in subsequent chapters if deemed necessary]

iv. 'It's not spelt like that!' [Minis and what to do with them]

v. We are not alone [Other trans-dimensional organisations – ISPCE, DCPS, even perhaps things like Jurisfiction]


So! If any of you want to help out, just let me know what you're claiming and leave me your e-mail address so I can make a note of it and know how to contact you. {= ) Also, this stuff is not and never was set in stone, so if you have ideas for additional/alternative content, we'd be interested in that, too.

Again, the Manual's e-mail address is ppc.manual (at) googlemail (dot) com.

~Neshomeh

If an agent has a disability, would the disguise generator cause them to no longer have it while they're disguised? For example, if someone who inherently doesn't have eyes uses a disguise that does, would the disguise-eyes work, or would they just be for show?

Oh my god, I love that show! Very nice. Thanks, and I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Heh, I love Drake too. And your mustelids... dammit, how'd you end up with all the best characters, you lucky duck? And oh well, violent things can still manage to be obscenely cute.

Baby birds? Still in the "bald little shriveled thing" phase, or when they start being fluffy?

At the moment, I'm defining cute as anything that makes people squeal "Aww", smile uncontrollably, and/or melt inside. Cuttlefish? I never thought to notice cuttlefish eyes.

I am looking for a beta for my first mission. You don't need to have any particular knowledge of the Warcraft Universe, but it couldn't hurt.

If you are interested, please leave me a message here and tell me how I might get in contact with you.

The mission is here, but this is a read-only link. I must invite you to edit.

I see no need to get defiant about it. That's not very polite. {; p

~Neshomeh, disguising her ignorance of complex mathematics with snark about typos.

No idea what some of your terms referred to, though. For instance, I'd probably understand "tv tuner" and "audio input" if described, but I can't pin them to specific things off the top of my head. Alas.

~Neshomeh

*poke*

As a newcomer here, you ought to familiarize yourself with our general attitude and modus operandi. For that purpose, we have a collection of excellent documents designed precisely with newcomers in mind. To begin with, there is our wiki page about ourselves. Also, Sedri's Guide to the PPC is highly informative.

You should also familiarize yourself with our Board Constitution and the article about how to get Permission to write spin-offs--and of course take the time to read the Original Series.

Also, have a bumper sticker! *sticks one to you* Muahahaha!

Welcome!

~Neshomeh

Fair winds!

Hello, I hate bad fan-fiction. I like to work on finding a way to burn the digital code of bad fan-fictions even though it is technically impossible(for now). As such I feel this is the right place for me.
I enjoy critiquing fan-fictions(especially bad ones). I hope that I will be accepted by this community. I decided to officially join after reading a few quotes of, "That Series."

Sincerely,
Prard

I'd say he has to be one character or the other, but brainwashed to think he's both. So, the solution would be neuralyzation and fetching the other character from a plothole. If it's a very extreme case, such that you'd be wiping his entire memory or something, then you'd probably have to take him to FicPsych to get his personality back. I bet they keep them on file.

~Neshomeh

No problem!

I'd imagine that they would. It seems like you could get a lot of good material out of that too.

"I never knew human bodies were so disgusting. Do you know how often they urinate? A lot!"

Any kind, from weasels to wolverines. Seriously, despite the fact that they are just as horribly violent as Brian Jacques portrayed them, wolverines look like teddy bears with feather-dusters stuck to their behinds. D'aawwww.

On the human side of things, really skinny and cheerful-but-slightly-dim young male characters tend to bring out my squeeing side. (This counts for the innocent kind of "cute" because I'm asexual. I just wanna hug 'em ^_^) This is probably why I enjoy writing Agent Drake so much.

I like rabbits. They're cute and dumb. Also, cuttlefish, because they have the sweetest eyes ever. And goats.
I could tell you more. Is "cute" the same thing as "huggable"?