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I maintain celibacy for just that reason. Well, mostly, anyway.

I'll save it for after I've left the job :) I can always distract myself in the movie by going "Awww, wookit the cute widdle guinea piggies!" and ignore what they're actually saying or doing, if it's that bad.

I give to you...purple rock salt. Good for warding away spirits, melting ice, or staining unsuspecting white sneakers.

But I still think I'm gonna be steering clear. I don't need the added complication in my life.

Here, have an otter plushie. 'dorable little thing. ^_^

Just curious. I have one about sentient tall ships...

Pick. Let me remind you that almost all ships your age are taken. Only Iskra is left (Polish 50m tall white ship whith a red stripe). Unless you like them older, or younger... lol.

They're the happy-clappy organic vegetarian Gaia types, generally.

But even then, so long as it's consenting.

May merriment and mayhem stalk you all day.

... but only mildly. You can sort of follow what's going on in it, at least, which is more than I can say for the others. Of course, as I said, if I were to try writing fanfic in Russian it would look much worse, but I'd have the sense to get someone who actually spoke Russian to look over it. And even when the fic's as incoherent as that they STILL managed to get him out of character!

I'm now imagining Cluny speaking in Babelfished Russian throughout whatever you have planned. (Well, in our case, Babelfished from English to Russian and back.)

Thinking of a line from Clerks now; "Oh, he speaks English, but he can't not speak it good like we do."

That is to say, I'm 27 today.

1. Butterbur and the King by Eledhwen reviews
   
   Barliman Butterbur welcomes some rather special guests to the Prancing Pony, a few years after the War of the Ring.
   Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-26-03 - Published: 12-26-03 - Complete

Then I met Barid. Viewing another person as an extension of myself changed my mind about some things. I was 22 by then, and our meeting was the result of some fairly singular circumstances in the first place, so you've got time. {= )

I did worry that badfic, especially of the C*l*br**n strain, would've had some kind of negative effect on my sex life, but things like that simply don't enter my mind when it comes to the point.

Mind you, the whole thing isn't necessarily all it's cracked up to be--I had some angst over that--but there are very nice parts just the same. It's simply a question of figuring out your own self and making the most of it.

If you're open to it, it can happen.

~Neshomeh

When it comes to reading, I'm not really a 'shipper in any sense of the word. Romance is fine if it happens, but I won't be disappointed if there is none at all. Slash, het... it's all the same to me. Both can be done well, both can make me want to vomit.

Funny thing about me, though: I dig romance that arises in role-play--especially screwed-up, complicated romance--but I don't particularly enjoy writing it on my own. Again, straight or gay makes no difference. I have brought characters to the brink of relationships only to take them away, and I have created established couples (successes and failures), but I don't do putting them together. There's just something weird and maybe fake about it. I dunno. *shrug*

~Neshomeh

Frankly, I'd hesitate to use the Doctor (any incarnation) for fear of not doing him justice. ... But, now that I think about it, he might be very good in a certain scene. We'll see.

~Neshomeh

It's really unfortunate how much of FicPsych's traffic seems to be due to Bad Slash situations.

~Neshomeh

On a fundamental, subconscious level, I don't believe in slash, in much the same way that I don't believe in breathing underwater.

This does not mean that I run screaming from the merest whiff of same-gender interaction; I have no objection to interaction, friendship, even situations that look compromising, between two persons of the same gender. I do get a bit antsy at, for instance, Twelfth Night and the like, for the implications that naturally arise.

That said, I tend to avoid het, as well, if it appears to be approaching the realm of the lemon.

I think that's enough to be going on with. I probably won't use everyone, but we'll see where the story leads. Thanks again. {= )

~Neshomeh

I don't even know how the Cluny one can properly be called fanfic. There's barely a story, as far as I can tell--just a monologue about how much the narrator loves Cluny, who may or may not have raped her, by the look of things. {= P

Still, I like the idea of a Cluny infuriated by his inability to speak properly. *g*

~Neshomeh

1. Rumor Has It by San Antonio Rose reviews
   
   Rumors are flying about the Pevensies, and Corin Thunderfist decides to investigate. ::Sequel to Inquiring Minds::
   Chronicles of Narnia - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-1-06 - Published: 2-1-06 - Complete
   
   2. Out to Lunch by Three-Eyed Squirrels reviews
   
   Andrew Ketterley was having a very, very bad day.
   Chronicles of Narnia - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-07 - - Andrew Ketterley/Jadis the White Witch - Complete
   
   3. The Stibbons Awards by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
   
   Discworld's equivalent of a certain Internetbased prize. Ridcully embarrasses Ponder yet again. 250 words, just because I wanted to see if I could keep to a limit.
   Discworld - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-6-07 - Published: 5-6-07 - Complete
   
   4. An Analysis of a Mother's Love by Sev's Girl Forever reviews
   
   I decided I'd define Mrs. Molly Weasley's words to Bellatrix. C'mon, you know what I'm talking about...
   Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 9-8-07 - - Molly W. - Complete
   
   5. The Stagrench Classes » by Wolfram-and-Hart-Sauron reviews
   
   A look at how Hell prepares and educates young devils for their work tempting human souls. Based on The Screwtape Letters.
   Chronicles of Narnia [Actually Screwtape Letters, but the category's name was changed from C. S. Lewis -- Tawaki] - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,972 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 10-28-08 - Published: 3-16-07
   
   6. Questions and Answers by E. L. Lockhart reviews
   
   Five year old Yeesha asks a question. Cute little oneshot.
   Myst/Riven - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-18-05 - Published: 10-18-05 - Complete
   
   7. The Prize by Lungbarrovian reviews
   
   Leela learns a valuable lesson when the Doctor takes her to a funfair. Gentle whimsy (I hope!)
   Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-23-04 - Published: 9-23-04
   
   8. Case Studies of Tragic Sues » by Leelee5 reviews
   
   Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.
   Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 [But something is wrong with chapter 14; it doesn't load. Above last-chapter link goes to chapter 13 -- Tawaki] - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 4-15-05 - Published: 1-10-03
   
   9. Entry 23784327473467838 » by eris86 reviews
   
   The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...last chapter. It's been one heck of a ride.
   Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 12-16-05 - Complete