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I know several of us have tried to get published, at least. I defer to anyone with a better memory than mine on the subject.

It sounds like a genius idea - count me in for a short story or two.

Has anyone ever wondered if a few of the best PPCers, working together, could conceivably write something of a high enough quality to be published? Either a novel or a collection of short stories?

Not something of the PPC, of course. Fanfiction and its tropes are not well-known enough to write novels about, and the "meta" side of fanfiction (Mary Sues, 'shipping, etc) is only studied by a handful of Internet nerds. But the general concept of a bunch of cynical and Genre Savvy characters exploring fictional universes, with loads of unconventional humor (Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett-style) and a healthy dose of postmodernism, certainly has a place on the shelves of a library.

It's just an idea thrown in the wind, not a project.

So, I'm imagining Ross Tyler to actually be a miniature (like, foot-high) genderswapped version of Rose. This is an amazing mental picture, this.

Then again, I have a few more days before my schoolyear starts, and I do have a very large water minigun with an unmelting ice-elemental stone embedded in the water tank. Even more dakka!

You cannot win! Moar Dakka! *Gets a larger supersoaker*

Because one of my agents coulda sure used one of those...glitter-infested draenei blood is hell to clean up.

*and continues building her fortifications, whistling merrily*

*hides behind it and starts stacking up ammunition, hoping Trojie's efforts will make her think Sedri is still working on the fort itself*

*starts doing the same*

*gets out a square plastic tub*

*packs hail in*

*stamps on it to pack it harder*

*turns upside-down and shakes out a block of ice*

Excellent! First brick.

*repeats process, slowly building a fort*

Mwahahahahahahaha....

this is not being an architectural success!

*falls over on slidey hail*

*pauses, then packs up misty rain into freezer*

*waits*

AHA! *flings*

I know, I was just checking to see if I missed anything or screwed with someone else's stories by accident.

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*gathers up fluorescent green water balloons and puts them off to the side*

*pulls out "blizzard" super-soaker and begins spraying*

Whoohoo!

*shakes water off*
Well, since you're so inclined...*Fires Water CANNON!*

You're joking. Right? Right?