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Evil? The thought never crossed my mind, honest. Thank you muchly for the whisk :D

Thank you! And I'm sure the towel will come in useful too...

Oooh, explody stuff! *grins the grin of a secret pyromaniac*

Ah, so a phenomenonanonanonanon.... Okay!

And don't worry, I'm Strange People, too... (I think if I wasn't, I wouldn't be here... *shrug*)

You could think of it as Recruitment Cycles, or something... *shrugs again* *puts on her own creepy music and dances about in it*

:)

Also, ignore the babbly about a Newbie Influx - it's not real. Most things here aren't. *cue creepy music* Actually, it's just a silliness brought about by the fact that newbies tend to arrive - for no explicable reason - in big groups at about the same time, and then none turn up for weeks on end. *shrug* Nothing personal, love; just something we notice and comment on, because we are Strange People.

I'm sorry did I join at a point where there was an Influx? Hrm... Maybe I should have waited a while, or done this back when I first discovered this little gem of a community...

I'll try not to act like too much of a newb, at least...

And thank you for the welcome and the foodstuffs...

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i think this should express some of my anger!
as for starclan, they are technically not invincible. I would recommend using a verrrry large quantity of high explosives. *checks fic again* HOLLYSTAR???? BURN IT! BURNITBURNITBURNIT *twitches violently*
I see LOTS of charges. lots of them. kill it. with fire. and explosions.

Plovers? Where? *ducks and covers*

And I'm not sure. Probably a Response Center...

Ooooh, C4! Excellent! *handles with care* I like blowing things up... Muahahahahahah....

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

Twilight was alright, but Eragon just bored me.
Maybe I'm just weird like that?

I thought we were through with that.
Anyway, welcome to the PPC, and have a chocolate chip cokie dough blizzard.

have some c4. it might be useful. if all else fails, you can cook stuff with it. don't stomp on it though.

have some C4 plastic explosives. they don't explode if you simply light them on fire, so they are a good replacement for a stove... just don't stomp on it. last person tried that was injured pretty bad

*pulls a ball of leather lace out of her pocket and makes an impromptu harness for the winged kitten* Thanks! And thanks for the advice... *will be wary*

Awwwwww, a companion cube! Awesome! *cuddles it, and ties the sock full of rocks to her belt*

Welcome! Have a winged kitten, and beware senior boarders bearing giant glass jars.

Ah, LOTR, you'll fit in nicely here... heheh... plenty of work for you, too, once your month wait is over.

But let's not get into that. I gift you with a weighted companion cube (don't worry, it will never threaten to stab you) and a sock full of rocks. I'm sure they'll be useful.

I was waiting the entire book for an epic vampire vs. vampire battle, but RIGHT as it's about to happen, the author has the main character pass out, and she completely skips it! Oh, sure, LATER she describes it briefly, but come on! When that happened I had a momentary BSOD.

A gold-plated egg-whisk? For me? Really?! Oh thank you.... *handles with care* I very much plan to enjoy my stay, thank you!

Owo lots of clicky-links yay! *ehem* Please excuse the slightly fangirlish response there...

I've already read the Original Series (Several times. *blush*) but am always interested in devouring more of everything...

I will be sure to read through everything you've poked at me, thank you very much!

And as I have already stated, my Sanity and I got a hasty divorce when I went to college and decided to major in Ethnomusicology.

Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and, miraculously, it whisks eggs! It's also quite handy when dealing with author wraiths and those pesky trolls. Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy your stay! ;-)

Ooooh, more sharp shiny cutty things.... *puts dagger on belt with a mad grin* Thank you very much...

*gets hugged, then breaks into a disturbing grin at the sight of the axe* Ooooooh, shiny cutty thing.... Oh, and don't worry, my sanity and I got a hasty devorce when I decided to go to college for Ethnomusicology....

Seeing as nobody's done it yet... *drags out Big Bag O' Links*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.