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The cats of StarClan are already dead. You probably need some sort of weapon that can get rid of ghosts.

Welcome to the PPC! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* We don't tend to have much use for things like that here. Also, here's a minion. It's a very small one and probably isn't very useful, but it is a start to your Horde.
-Mad Maudlin

Here, have a coffeemaker. You're going to need it.

You could get them all in one place, yell the charges at them, then throw some sort of bomb.

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

I, of course, had no idea what you were talking about, but I'm sleepy, so I may understand later on.

I'll give her the link here. She should understand as she is "studing biology and [has] an exam about genes and gene expression in about ten days...."

Lovely to meet you! Welcome to the insanity.

And as a present, have this bag of pebbles and Random Shiny Object. They're fun. :D

Just wanted to introduce myself and say hi. I've been reading your stories for the past few weeks, and I think you guys are all brilliant :)

I can sort of trace it… around late October/November, I think? Things had happened. Wandered off for a bit in… probably '06, though, I think.

Virtual high five, Maudlin. Personally, I enjoyed Eragon, though Eldest left a lot to be desired.

Twilight, on the other hand, left even more to be desired. I read the first book, and I don't plan on reading further.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4570186/1/WarriorsofStarclan

Probably will be my agents' next mission. Except... Adder's still in FicPsych after the last disastrous mission where she got the tar beaten out of her by an Abusive Parent Plot Device.

How on earth would one go about erasing this fake StarClan? I mean, there are cats in here with GREEN. FREAKIN'. FUR. What is this? GREEN. FUR. And BLUE FUR. the fact that there was a cat named BLUESTAR does not give fans the right to have BLUE. FREAKIN'. CATS. She was not even really BLUE. She was GRAYISH-BLUE. Idiots. And there's even a DEEP BLUE CAT WITH BRIGHT PINK EARS. I could go on forever, and I haven't even started on the fact that StarClan doesn't actually have an official leader or medicine cat.

Any suggestions for how to destroy this?

Many kudos to the /a/ board on Plus4chan for happily offering up some especially juicy badfic for killing. I don't know if I can burn through this entire block by myself (or want to), so I'm offering anyone experienced in the canon to take their pick. If not, I'll just grind through it bit by bit.

http://plus4chan.org/boards/a/res/58098.html - In which I ask an entire board of Avatar maniacs to toss me some fresh targets. The only one in this thread you can't pick...

http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600040939 - Is this one, which I intend to make suffer. Firecest (that is, Fire Nation Royal Family incest) written pre-S3 by a bunch of teenagers RPing who have no idea how to roleplay the male gender.

Other highlights include...

http://avatarfanon.wikia.com/wiki/AvatarMysticForcePart1
http://avatarfanon.wikia.com/wiki/AvatarMysticForcePart2
http://avatarfanon.wikia.com/wiki/RangersGoneBad
http://avatarfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Kidnapped - Formatting and punctuation-less fic that appears to be an attempt at making Power Rangers out of the Gaang.

http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600040755 - The title of this one is "Katara's guide on how to love a Bear." I don't think I can say much that can top that alone.

I'm going to go with mini-Lethrblaka, as those are rather unique to the canon, and it's easy enough to change if something happens.

I've been here since the summer of 2007. :P

They fit the general theme of mini-dom very well.

... there's no reason I didn't actually get the saying from somewhere else and forgot where ...

I think Agent Trojie says it in ... maybe in Bang Bang Sob? One of the missions we wrote early last year, anyway.

It sounds like it's from something. But if not, it makes it no less applicable.

Dunno ... I picked it up somewhere and have used it ever since. I always think of what our agents do as 'the Duty', which is, funnily enough, what the Death of the Discworld calls HIS job ... and is probably where I got it from.

(Where is that line from, by the way? I'm not familiar with it and my initial, cursory search revealed nothing.)

and, well, as for the JP missions - we had a Duty :)

Hooray, more Veridian and Steve stuff! That actually sounds like a comedy team. And I'm not ashamed to admit I've been waiting for the rest of the JP mission.