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I would like to imagine you do it by taking them to a fate outside of their universe. It's definitely not unheard of-- my mind recalls directly the famous Redneck Trees Death of those two mooks from the Ferahgo installment of That Series, for one.

So, if they're taken beyond the constantly-resetting surroundings of their universe, a HTF Sue should stop being impossible to kill.

You should fix that - it should be Zam Wesell. I don't think your Agent would want to go after a mini-Rancor.

By the way, welcome. Have a large shiny crystal which may or may not be a random giant refractor from the Megaman Legends universe.

When the Author-wraith is exorcised, it just dissipates, doesn't it?

Another option would be to kill Flippy... After all, HTF characters just come back later on, completely fine. Kinda like rebooting your computer when it's frozen, I guess.

Just felt like sharing.

Name: Adrienne Marten (Agent Adder to you)
Species: Human
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Continuum: Real World
Department: Floaters
Personality: A bit overenthusiastic at times, and often quick to retaliate. It's relatively easy to annoy her. One of the best ways is to interrupt her while she's talking. She's not afraid to get her hands dirty, but she has a slight phobia of continual beeping (made worse by the inevitable console), and she hates fascists. At certain points, she will mutter/snarl/scream in Spanish.
Appearance: Rather tall and broad for a girl, with long mousey brown hair and glasses. On most occasions, she dresses like a guy.

Name: Deuce
Species: Human?
Gender: Male
Age: He says he's thirteen and he looks thirteen, but Adder's beginning to wonder what he means by 'just physically'.
Continuum: That's the funny thing. He's from an original fiction that has not yet been published, so I guess you could say his continuum doesn't exist. Yet.
Department: Floaters
Personality: Snide, sarcastic, morbid, and a just a little bit arrogant, unless confronted with a particularly nasty badfic. Adder considers him a Pyro, which he most definitely is. He reacts negatively to stature jokes. And by 'reacts negatively', I mean 'attacks you, most likely with fire'.
Appearance: He's the exact opposite of Adder: short for his age, and wiry. This, however, comes with the advantage of speed. He has blue eyes, and dresses in standard teenager attire of a hooded sweatshirt and geans. Oddly enough, his hair is a muted shade of gray, and he has three parallel slash marks across his left eye. Adder once asked him what happened to his face, to which he replied, "Same thing that's gonna happen to yours if you don't shut up." (for the record, she shut up.)

These two are also aided by Cthulhu the ferret, who was a gift from Lycaenion. For their pictures, a few more facts, and some personal quotes, here's a link: http://av-marten.deviantart.com/art/Here-comes-the-neighborhood-114805397

Hey, welcome to the Board~.

As is what I do- when no one else takes the chance from me, I present you, the newbie, with a Pile of Links.

For your viewing pleasure, I direct you firstly to the PPC Wiki, and for a nice follow up, the Board Constitution. We usually like our newbies to stick around awhile, at least a month, before they start writing missions, so we can get to know them better. ;)

And before you get so gungho on starting missions, here's the Board FAQ, as well as the handy page on Permission.

Aside from that, huzzah and hurrah and welcome.

=) I'll look forward to it. They sound like an entertaining pair, at the least.

ARGH! April, I mean!

That was me, sorry.

Thank you. I'll be sure to wait a month. You'll have two new agents on board by March!

Lj-cutting is a simple matter of html tags, or, in the not-html-editor that I can't remember the precise description of, only a click or two. There is a tutorial in the help section, I believe; that's how I learned to do it.

So many people in 40k, I'm beginning to think I should familiarize myself!

But to the point: I've not seen you around before, and despite my lack of talkativeness, I do pay attention. Have you located the PPC Wiki? Most specifically, the article on Permission? If you have, my apologies; I simply wished to be sure.

Anyway, that over with, new faces are always nice. =) We seem to be getting a lot lately. Have an everlasting carrot. They're yummy. Really.

Agent: Chliever
Aliases: Nurgle, Father Nurgle
Race: Great Unclean One
Home: The Warp, Warhammer 40,000
Department: Floaters
Specialties: Yu Yu Hakusho, Exorcisms anywhere
Age: Thousands and whatnot
Height: 10 feet or so
Weight: How dare you!
Family: 13 adorably disgusting little Nurglings and three troglodyte brothers-in-law (http://mythicmktg.fileburst.com/war/us/home/images/screenshots/WARss080425-16.jpg)
Registered Lust Object: Zam Wessel
Berserk Button: Abuse fics

Origin: A minor villain in a WH40k Space Marine!Sue fic. Recruited due to his power, his opposition to the Sue, and because Great Unclean Ones, with their attachment to humans, are the easiest type of Daemon to condition at FicPsych to have something resembling human morals.

Personality: Likes watching old bad movies, reading stuffy old novels, and anime. Yeah, he's a geek. Prone to yelling at anyone who disturbs these activities, or who crack jokes about his hygine. He has a special inhibitor installed to keep him from being sucked back into the Warp (and thus requiring a human sacrifice to resummon him) but of course it's far from foolproof. It'll occasionally short out, reverting him to his bestial persona of wanting to infect others with horrible diseases. He can rid himself of these impulses by punching himself in the face.

Agent: Winston Chalmers
Race: Vaguely-defined human
Home: Somewhere in England, Harry Potter
Department: Floaters
Specialties: You! and Me!Sues
Age: Seems late twenties
Height: 5 and a half feet or so
Weight: Well, I never!
Family: None to speak of.
Registered Lust Object: Why you presumptuous little...!
Berserk Button: Possession Sues

Origin: Popped into existence in a Harry Potter fic, gave exposition, then popped out of existence. Like all such characters, he's very vaguely defined, and thus just seems to be a young wizard with gray hair and eyes and pale skin.

Personality: A hopeless neat freak, so of course he was paired with an embodiment of pestilence. He's the token calm one of the duo; it's very hard to set him off, and pretty much the only things that can are Author-wraiths possessing his favorite characters and his partner's eating habits and droning on about his family. Bought a possessed couch from Rook Takes Pawnshop so he wouldn't have to bunk with Chliever. Comedy being what it is, it often tries to eat him.

Agent: Twinker
Department: Floaters (Decommissioned)

History: Chliever's previous partner, a reformed Star Trek Sue or something. Chliever has no knowledge of that canon whatsoever. Decommissioned from the PPC due to, in apparent complete lucidity, attempting to recruit Martin Van Buren.

Oops, Sorry! In compensation, would you like some Anti-Lustin?

What Impact would it have on the Mirror Multiverse, though?

Haldo, all.

Shameless plug from a new agent, Chliever, a Daemon of Nurgle from Warhammer 40k!

Not really.

I'll have both partners' profiles up tonight, and I should be getting started on missions soon, too.

Also, as this is my first foray into the pit known as Livejournal, could someone show me how to do an lj-cut?

http://agent-chliever.livejournal.com/

Nice to meet you! And yeah, it's different, but not too bad, right? (Well, except when the really long threads get going.)

Ah, and remember this! *hands over a fluffy blue towel*

Chaos Space Marines, Attack!

if it's the LAST thing I do... I will find a way.

How the heck does one do a mission in the Happy Tree Friends universe? You can't kill the things, I don't know if their author-wraiths share their invulnerability ...

This psychopath's fics do to Happy Tree Friends what That Series did to Redwall!

http://flippellifan123.deviantart.com/gallery/

*curls up and twitches* This is why a lot of people don't like us Flippy fans. Because of crap like this...

I'm hoping to make this my agents' first or second mission.

Maybe variants, depending on the Nation of the offended party?

Whenever I see something like this come up, I remember Denis Leary talking about Hell being Andy Gibb singing "Shadow Dancing" endlessly while you have to wear orange plaid bell-bottoms and sit next to the Bay City Rollers.

"This is gonna SUUUUUUUUCK!"

Mini Lion-Turtles?