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Impressive. Three uses of the word mysterious in two sentences, and that's just in the summary. This sounds like it's gonna be bad.

There are no words for this.
Someone went and crossed over Doctor Who w/ Kingdom Hearts and Lazytown.

LazyTown: The Kingdom Hearts Time War by prismgirl
Summary:
LazyTownxDoctor Who xover
Rated: Everyone
Categories: Characters: Robbie Rotten
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Suggestive Themes
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Word count: 10778 Read: 214
Published: 08/01/08 Updated: 03/04/09
Story Notes:
It has been two months since Stephanie left LazyTown. One day, a mysterious storm rolled in announcing the arrival of a mysterious young
woman. Aided by a mysterious stranger called the Doctor. Together, they will protect LazyTown from new enemies. The Heartless, the Daleks, the Cybermen,
and the Judoon. New friendships, new romances, new grudges, love, and loyalty. Will they have what it takes to save LazyTown from dark forces?
http://go-go-lazytown.com/fanfiction/viewstory.php?sid=60

Laburnum, you're a MURDERESS!

Okay, this isn't from Cute Overload, but it's cute. So I guess it qualifies.

Okay, the fics are very short, the best way to do it would probably be one mission for the lot of them. Ninja Academy and School of Dark Moon appear to be original fic (though still flagrant Mary Sues), but Hello Smexy has Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Itachi and Sesshoumaru, and The Door has Dante of Devil may Cry.

I am immensely disturbed.
After viewing a funny crack flash,I then scrolled down to view the comments, since, y'know sometimes there's a comedic gem in there, too.
What I found was actually far worse: A comment that took some jokey comments that preceded it, interpreted them as serious AND A GOOD IDEA, and then announced her intention to write a Sue-fic involving Altair of Assassin's Creed AND Uchiha Itachi of Naruto.

Steeling myself, I (or rather, a friend who I griped to) delved into her account.
We have a repeat offender, ladies and gents.
You can see the gallery here: http://blackwarriorspirit.deviantart.com/gallery/
If anyone would care to spork any of these, and spork them HARD, then by all means, feel free.

The title is in reference to my hypothesis: Sues are born when people interpret crack as serious.

Dragons was the first one I thought of, but there's already other canons with mini-dragons of various types, it'd get too confusing. The Unagi is undeniably Avatar, plus fitting in with the nemesis-creature theme the Minis seem to have going on.

So, yeah. I think it's the best bet (there's also its distant cousin who lives at Serpent's Pass, but I don't think that guy ever got a name beyond "The Serpent" so eh). To the Wiki!

(cue 60's-Batman-style cut)

Well, you coined it. If there's no OFU and you want to add it to the wiki, go right ahead.

Other ideas:
Mini-Badgermoles?
Mini-Dragons?
Mini Turtle-ducks? *Ok, so they're not frightening, just adorable.
Mini-Skybison?
Mini Winged Lemurs?

Maybe the writer Ron Miller was in fact Jim Theis, who published this book under a pseudonym to escape the unfortunate notoriety The Eye of Argon gave him. Does Spikenard then kills Bronwyn by "sheathing a foot of blinding steel in her organs of sight, sprinkling the dismal alley with her escaping life fluid"?

What about ferrets?
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2009/02/ferret-at-break.html
<a href="http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2008/08/post-1.html">http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2008/08/post-1.html
<a href="http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2006/07/loveexcitingan.html">http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2006/07/loveexcitingan.html

Or this little beastie: <a href="http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2007/06/somedaysinth.html">http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2007/06/somedaysin_th.html

Crowning Moment of Awesome for Kayleigh...
Looks like we'll finally get to see what happened to Joruuus Cbaoth...

I like the fennec foxes. FOXES. How can anyone not love them? Ears. And "fennec" means "rabbit!"
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2008/06/communication.html
<a href="http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2007/07/foxes-say-in-fe.html">http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2007/07/foxes-say-in-fe.html
<a href="http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2008/08/what.html">http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2008/08/what.html
<a href="http://mfrost.typepad.com/cuteoverload/2007/12/hoverfox-docked.html">http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/12/hoverfox-docked.html
*nom*
Foxes.

I personally would not want to screw someone whose tongue has stinging cells on it.
But maybe that's just me.

http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html

Excerpt from a published work.
Possibly the reason Mary-Sue writers think that their character description needs to incorporate conflicting elements, strange colours, and disturbing mental imagery.
Warning for WTF and description of a naked (human?) female.

also 'get a pot' FTW.

Got too enthusiastic, stole his idea. That is a Bad Thing. Therefore, will never speak of it.

That's really awesome.

... which are about the most adorable fuzzy things on the planet.
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/09/red-panda-despo.html

My agents probably shouldn't take this one or they'll be killed when they try to pick him up and hug him. They work with furries already and have learned to respect them as fellow sapients, but no logic can withstand the floofiness of a red panda.

If not much. Well written, and I hope the next one comes soon. Why is there always a cliffhanger? *laughs*