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May I use her in my PPC? She'll just be called in without being noticed by the Agents, get annoyed and teleport back to the POTC 'verse with a pop.

I think the authors of C*l*br**n, Ch* Ch*ng's D*sires, and S*bj*g*t**n need their heads examined.

I'm from the States. I'd use "He needs his head checked."

but these are meant for DMSE&R labs, not actual missions.

And other Sues out there are meant to be taken seriously. If they were intentionally bad, it's easier on my consience when I put them through rapid Glitter drain dialysis or stick vampire bats in them to de-Sueify them.

*gifts with Suenicorn jerky* You can eat it...or something...

a) Untied States of Hysteria.
b) "he needs his head checked".

a) Northeast United States
b) "He needs his head checked."

And here, have this retractable spork. So you can steal other people's cake off their plates, and then look innocent whilst they wonder where their food went.
Oh, and you can also spork things from a distance with it. Like Sues. Although why you'd want to spork 'em from a distance when you can get up close and personal with a nice sharp blade and....ahem. Yeah. I'll shut up now, and let you have a good birthday.
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a) Originally from Cornwall, but been living in the Midlands for twelve years.
b) I'd use "he needs his head checking", but that's more because that's how I've always heard the phrase used (and used it myself) than for any reasons of grammatical correctness.

*carefully balanced cylinder on head*

someone's gotten drunk in my honour. (Besides, you know, after my father found out my mother was pregnant. And when my mother found out she was pregnant. And probably when I was conceived, knowing my parents.) Thank you!

Someone certainly knows the way to my heart. *cuddles Sky Bison*

Any particular reason why 17 is a good year?

*omnoms on icing covered lembas*

You, girl, are awesome. Awesome sauce. Awesomesawsome sauce. :D And as for a name... The Dukylon. Because I am bad at names and I've already named a ship after one cafe....

I'm gonna have to go with "he needs his head checked." The first one works but it could also mean that he needs his head to be checking something. 0.o

Also, have a Sky Bison.

Have a spork-staff. It's basically a really long magical spork. Or something like that. It's also really, really shiny.

"I've a notion it shouldn't automatically be rated as "not for the eyes of the young or the juvenile", but we'll save that conversation for a conversation, not a message board."

E-mail's at the top. Explain please.

What happens if one character says "yes please!" and the other "no! get off! let me go! no! *screams*"? Where does that go?

"And when you're on ff.net you're pretty much doomed. Saying cock is against their rules. You'll never be called on it, though, so it all depends how much of a good boy you want to be."

If it's against their rules, then why wouldn't I get in trouble?

"Rape is pretty much by its nature an NC-17 issue."

*curses again* Know any fanfiction sites that allow it? Because I am not turning to AFF even if I could (all public computers have it blocked).

What about LiveJournal? Aren't there story sections on that?

"Some badslashers like to write stories where one character is soooo persuasive that they talk the other into it by their OMG TEH AMAYZING SECKS POWARZ - it starts off non-con and ends up pretty much consenting."

Them and pretty much everyone on AFF.