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*sound of tinkling glass as her mind shatters*

That... it... just... why??

Apparently this writer has a thing for crossing good fandoms with fandoms that many people despise. I guess I don't know for sure how people here feel about Twilight, but my guess is that anything in which the canon characters actually sparkle is bound to be frowned upon. My morbid curiosity isn't even enough to make me try reading the series. {= P

If nobody wants the HPxEragon one, I'll put it on my kill list.

~Neshomeh

Aye, this needs sporking. This exchange is going to give whatever Agent witnesses it a real headache.

“By the way my name is Eragon.” he told me as he took his seat.

“Hermione.” I said

“interesting name”

“I could say the same to you.”

“My parents got it from Shakespeare, how about you.”

Then there was a look in his eyes that seemed to be getting glossed over with hard thought. “I really don’t know, I never knew my parents.”

“How sad” I said trying to sound worried.

Now, either one of them says two sentences in a row, which doesn't seem to work, or a third person joins in unannounced. Trying to read it, it seems the speakers are Eragon-Hermione-Eragon-Hermione- waitaminute, Eragon comes from Shakespeare? Shakespeare doesn't exist in Alagaesia. Then after that it's Eragon speaking again.

Forgot to answer your last question. Yes, I tend to put anything I write up on DA.

Aye, I write more poetry than I do prose. Thanks for the review, and concrit is welcome! Hopefully you know more about English than the person that reviewed Hunt and tried to tell me "roiling" was a typo of "rolling" :P

Not too fond of the first stanza of We Still Kill The Old Way - there was something of a tone shift after that, and I prefer the tone of the latter part of the poem. I need to get round to rewriting that sometime.

At one point in the story she goes into battle with the justification "It's not like I can die." She probably is invulnerable - limb removal and research is probably the best option.

Oh, how I wish I was joking. Someone really needs to hit her with some Britpicking: aside from the normal spelling mistakes (ie, mum/mom)/utter failure to work with the school system, she also has 15/16 year olds driving.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4708181/1/SummerwithEragon

There's a charming little Narnia/Twilight crossover too. I don't know Twilight, but I do know that Vampire!Peter hurts my brain (and that I assumed the Summer girl was an OC).

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4727000/1/PetersDrasticChange.

And, yes, she does include those little one paragraph openings in all of her fics, I checked. The first two are "Apologue"s, apparently, so preface is at least a little better.

I'd hardly call their air...fresh. Geographic location dictates that place is constantly beleaguered with smog.

... wait, that's NZ as it is now. :D

Two sentences in and it had me screaming. Two. Sentences. Kill it with fire, or lava, or an erupting volcano, *please*.

Very nice. The SO's comment at the end was great.

Sorry to take so long in dropping by to say hello, but I've been off the computer recently for medical reasons. Just glanced through your poetry and liked what I saw, though I'm afraid I don't have enough time to look them all other. "We Still Kill the Old Way" gave me the creeps (that's a compliment, by the way), though it only really makes sense with the comment below. If you like, I can post concrit from my Deviantart account, though I'm better at taking apart prose than I am at poetry.

Do you put all your stuff up on Deviantart, or do you have a separate website?

Here's looking forward to a better year. And cool rocket ships. This is the future, dammit. We deserve cool rocket ships.

Even if I've never really got Star Wars... poor Grievous indeed.

Immortality merely means that she won't die of old age. Its vagueness means that she can probably be killed by the methods above. That, or my Agents can remove her limbs and cart her back to the Research department for them to use. After all, she's never stated to be capable of limb regeneration...

I don't have room in my dorm for a bunch of big scary vampire hunters. {= (

...

I'll stop now. ^_~

~Neshomeh

Hmm... not knowing what language you're using, I'm forced to guess. "Waes" is Old English for "was," but I don't know "hal." The two words together sound a bit like "wassail," so it could be something like a toast, which fits.

... Or I could just ask what language you're using and what you're going for. ^_^;

~Neshomeh, for whom it has now been 2009 for twelve hours and twenty-two minutes, most of which she has slept through.

Happy new year to all.

Unless of course, the opposite of leaving the Bracket Fungus and denouncing him as a spawn of Chaos in this Multiverse is getting closer to him and acknowledging him as a vessel of the Emperor's will in that Multiverse. Hmm... Food for tought?

Blades for all!

I hope everyone had fun. We had the power go out in the middle of the afternoon yesterday and it didn't come back on till after the start of the new year. Kind of sucks, but we did get a lot of sleep. Hope everyone else's started out better.

Belatedly, because I was having far too much fun getting hammered at singstar by a guy who was blind drunk to be on the internets, haha.

Those substances are my gifts to you. Have fun!

Actually, I belive the true test comes when you're faced with Substances Vic (coughvanillaicecreamcough) and C&C (coughcookiesandcreamwhichisincidentallyoneofmyfavoritescough) and don't feel the urge to vomit.

Damn right. Oh, I think everyone should know - in the future, we have the perfect hybrid of waffles, donuts, danishes, chocolate puddings and chips. It's heavenly. XD