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The paper itself is psychic, although if the viewer is psychic, they see it only as a bit of paper. But it shows whatever you want to be shown. And if your mind is wandering, well...It's from Doctor Who, in any event.

Is he going to start emanating glitter and/or develop a fascination with shiny things, or would they have trained that out of him?

And no, I don't want to know. >.
~Neshomeh

Have crowbarred a "be" into that sentence. Ta for pointing it out.

It's an odd one, is debugger. But, after careful consideration, I've come to the conclusion that it's an apt one, as we use the debugger to reverse the uncanonical effects of buggery.

One of his dads is the ever-terrifying Bowie. And the other is Hoggle. No, we have no idea what premise the fic used to get them together, and I don't think we want to know either.

the GDocs in which the Double Invasion 2008 threads reside belong to JulyFlame. If I were you, I'd ask her if you can have a look.

I've been thinking about the partner idea since I read the original series, and I wanted to run an odd idea past the board and (hopefully) get some feedback. Also, does anyone know where the archive of the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion is(the marcrovirus incident)? Here goes...


Name:Earl D. Grey

Description and history:A sentient, anthropomorphic cup of tea, this bizzare beverage container is a refugee from a Hitchhikers-Star Wars-Real World crossover gone horribly wrong. During the events of said crossover, Arthur Dent's wish for a good cup of tea was overheard by a being from "a high plane of which we know nothing". Said being evolved an entire species of sentient tea cups on a planet, coincidentally known as Bergamot. Earl's community and tea subspecies was wiped out by a natural disaster, with only him and his brother (Robert Grey) surviving. Five minutes after the end of the incident, the two fell through a plot hole. His brother appeared on the dispenser tray of the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser on board the Heart of Gold due to the effect of the Infinite Improbability Drive on the extreme unlikelihood of an interaction between Arthur Dent and Robert Grey. Rendered limbless, unable to communicate, and otherwise helpless and indistinguishable from an ordinary (if good) cup of tea, Robert was quickly drunk.

Earl ended up on Squornshellous Zeta, and would spend the next 200 years with Marvin the Paranoid Android. Needless to say, the experience didn't help his attitude.

He would fall through another plot hole, and somehow cross paths with several PPC agents. They would take him back to headquarters, and the rest is history.

Thoughts?

Good job. ^_^ I like Oscar. He's shaping up nicely. Dare I ask who his dads are?

I spotted--or rather didn't spot--a missing word, here in red: "'Ergo, Legolas should not be yearning for anyone.'"

Also, I just realized how horrible the term "debugger" is. {X D

~Neshomeh, observant... or not.

You can't just add it on your own. You can nominate it next time and then if you can get it seconded (and thirded, I think) it'll be added.

...Hawthorne's backbone will strengthen. Hopefully, anyway.

Tirsaer and Ryni: doing their best to make sure that every recruit gets off to a humiliating start.

Thank you!

Very enjoyable read. Not-Maglor's cluelessness was well done. At least he had enough of a backbone to protest what was going on, if not actually resist. It's a start.

"We recruited him, we name him." I suspect there are many people in HQ who should be grateful their recruiters were better with names than Ryni and Tirsaer. *g*

~Neshomeh

It wouldn't be as big of an explosion as pure Bleeprin and pure alcohol, but you still wouldn't want both of them in your system at the same time.

... Come to think of it, if I ever say anything about Nume and alcohol occupying the same space at the same time, someone needs to slap me, because at that point I've clearly lost my senses. The man is lucky to have blood in his Bleepka vessels. O.o

~Neshomeh

Silly twit decided to run into a portal to HFA and got absolutely covered in the stuff. I'll leave the name to you though.
And turquiose is... a colour that's almost turquoise, except a certain person tends to type so fast he doesn't notice misspellings, and hence the creation of turquiose. I'll go speak with that naughty Boarder. *Looks shifty*

But now that I think of it, how would Bleeprin products intermingle with alcohol? Like, would Bleepolate get all boomy when exposed to alcohol, or not? *Ponders*

Who also combine the Avatar and Player through bad grammar and spelling. Maybe she needs to be in Medical to be seperated again.

But for the purposes of the series, she was essentially a living, breathing character. We weren't given much insight into her true player. She might be made of digital pieces, but in that thread, we'd have to ignore Digimon as well, since technically they'd be avatars of computer bugs, viruses and programs.
And Mary-Sue stories don't really care about logic. Maybe the Tabby Avatar would have to be drawn into PPC medical to get rid of a data corruption left behind by a Mary-Sue? They could bring her file up on computer and use a holographic projector to beam it down and physically check it against what it should be.

Well, we said we'd do it and we have. Please welcome to the fold Agent Oscar Henson, brand new Agent of the DBS's Division of Mpreg, featured here in his first mission, being trained by Trojie and Pads.

The fic they take on is a particularly nasty rapefic mpreg by the name of 'Ethuil'waew', supposedly meaning 'Spring storm'. Rated R, just in case.

http://agenttrojie.livejournal.com/53315.html

But really, you should've seen how big the article was when I STARTED. Wiki gave me notice that it was too big for some servers to edit and that I had to break it into smaller sections. Hence the million-and-one non-preview edits.

hS' Zhevago has been around longer than the Gaia Zhevago.

Ryni's probably my favorite character to write because of how she talks. Writing like that is ridiculously fun.

That was a fun and quirky read, especially with the naming of Hawthorne. I must say, I rather like Ryni, just because I love how she talks. Keep up the good work and I'll be sure to seek out more of it.

Hey, you never know, it might come in handy! (I wasn't trying to blow you up, honest!)

Anyhow, welcome slightly newer new person than myself, hope you stick around!

First Interlude- In which a recruit misunderstands and names are debated...

On the livejournal: http://dracorn-adagio.livejournal.com/12181.html

On the website: http://www.freewebs.com/dracornadagio/firstinterlude.htm