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Why yes, yes you can offer me more chocolate. Chocolate is like fire, one can never have enough of it.

1. Yes, i recongnize the name, infact i was bored and made her a "Nobody Expects the Zeltron Inquisition" avatar since your comment suggested it on her Live Journal. So yes your responsible for me, I expect Dependent Payments starting next month :p
   
   2. Yay Chocolate!
   
   3. YAAAAAAY! Tribble!

But it will at some point, with the veterans' blessing-it is the tentative name for the Warhammer 40,000 badfic department. The picture at Tvtropes with the Ork machine guns is from WH40k.

SWEET ZOMBIFIED Q ONNA WAFFLE CONE, someone else who knows "The USS Make Shit Up!"

*delighted* May I offer you some extra chocolate?

...if this friend of yours is known about the internets as Rilwen Shadowflame.
Her Agent is Sith.
Mine's Cardassian.
We were roleplaying over MSN Messenger. It became quite deranged at times.

This may or may not be the cause. If it is, well... *tips her Hat* Hello there. ;)

But ah, you have initiative. Well and good. I give you chocolate, a Tribble, and a large amount of assorted Bleep-products.

Wow, and my Birthday isn't even for 6 more days! Though admittedly I prefer semi auto weapons. If I can't kill it without turning it into swish cheese, I shouldn't be shooting at it... or its a wall. *tries to imagine something twice the size of a 50 caliber round*

... *drools*

anyway... tell me more of this Division of More Dakka. I don't recall seeing anything about it on the wiki, I know what 'More Dakka' is *amusingly remembers that image of the Orc with several machine guns and ammo belts* But it either doesn't have a page on the wiki or my eyes were still bleeding from that Halo fic... or it 'doesn't exist' ;)

Young man/lady/unidentified being, you have come to the right place, as you definitely appear to appreciate more dakka. The Division hereby issues you a bolter, optimized for use by unaugmented humans. The bolter is similar in concept to the weapon you specified with two main differences-its rounds are about twice the size you requested, and the bolter is capable of single shot, burst, and fully automatic firing modes.

In place of your request for incendiary grenades, the Division of More Dakka also issues you sufficient magazines of Inferno-pattern incendiary bolter shells.

Got anything that fires 12.7x40mm Semi-Armor-Piercing High-Explosive rounds? Like the M6D? If so I'll take one, gift wrapped with spare ammo please. Oh, and Can I use Incendiary Grenades? Fire solves everything. *bats eyes*

It can deflect any attack-depends on how good your die roll is. :D Failing that, the Division of More Dakka will issue you ordnance, if you are a more proactive problem solver.

Snap! I wear a Q and a half ring; my engagement ring had to be resized cos I couldn't even get it over my knuckle :)

And it's white gold ... because while I prefer silver, I also have the mystical power to turn it black within a day. I am constantly cleaning my silver jewellery, and The Boy, bless him, figured I'd rather a white gold ring. Clever boy. The wedding ring will probably be white gold too. Looks like silver, but I can't tarnish it.

Srsly, if I were a Marvelverse mutant, my power would be the ability to corrode metal. I also manage to turn copper and bronze green within hours, and to erode electroplate so that the nickel comes off and then whatever it was underneath starts going green too. Apparently it's the pH of my skin. Go figure.

DS9, Voyager, TNG, The TNG Movies, TOS Movies, Enterprise, TOS. Yes, i know its odd, but the movies about the original crew seem better than the show. Maybe because they weren't using crappy props anymore? Enterprise is higher than TOS cause its pretty... messes with the Canon I think though. I 'like' it about as much as I 'like' The Force Unleashed being Canon -_- but hey, its Lucas' world he wants to muck that up he can. The Original Series though was just... well... at the time i can assume it was cool but now it just seems silly... [sing] Bounce the forward particle beam of the main deflector dish. Thats the way We do things men, we make up things as we wish...[/sing]

I'm not sure what Division i wanna be a part of though...

Show your parents, I mean. That's what it exists for, after all.

*hugs* Thank you!

As I have a ring size something like Q-and-a-half, which is bigger than they usually stock, at least for womens' rings. I suppose I'd find actually wearing one to be annoying, too, but I love the symbolism of attatchment (but not the idea that only women wear rings until the wedding itself. Men should, too).

I babble but yes, I second you. Perhaps wear it on a chain around your neck?

At least be consoled by the fact that I didn't do it nearly so eloquantly as you would have.

Crashing Down: Chapter 15 -- He Asked You To Believe

In which opponents clash, reunions take place, and it is conclusively proven that ancient mythology >> Star Wars.

hS

Don't eat it, though; might be sentient. Like tribbles.

Welcome! I see the others have already given you most of what you need to know, so I'll just wave my little "Join the DMS!" flag, offer a purely-plaontic-but-nonetheless-freaky hug, direct you to the Fountain of Bleepka and scuttle off.

Also, 'tis great to see another Star Trek fan! Which of the series do you like? Personally, I can't stand the original Kirk series or the newest Enterprise one, but I love TNG, DS9 and Voyager. You?

'fraid I can't help with the rest, though it's delightful (and a little creepy) to see how enthusastic everyone here is about deadly weapons. Oh, how I love the PPC...

You know, for the most ridiculous break in the laws of physics. We could hand out an 'Lebon' prize... actually, that's not a good name (despite being 'Nobel' in reverse), but you get my drift.

... Of course, we'll probably have a catfight between agents who are sure that the sue THEY had to suffer through was the worse. Ah, well.

Aww i always wanted Jayne's hat of pimposcity... or was it Jayne's hat of Awesome? I forget.

But just as silly-looking.

We do have a fair few plotholes though. They're fun. Mostly used for transportation and pulling random things, or Agents, from.