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To about 1998, I'm guessing. But it's ok if you want him with one of the more recent incarnations.

Um, maybe two went to the DoMS?

To the badficcers:

Dear fanbrats,

Flattered though I am that you wished to explore and expand on the world I created, I would prefer that you do it somewhere where neither I not anyone else has to be exposed to it.

Remove it, please, before my books curl up and cry.

To the PPC

Please would you kill this as soon as possible? Preferably yesterday?

Many thanks.

after checking my options, that everyone is seeing their default/chosen browser colours. There's an option on Firefox to choose page background, link and text colours and a tick box to 'allow pages to choose colours, instead of my selection above'. I have the box checked yet I am still seeing the colours I chose.

(does the above make sense to anyone? I'm not a tech person, so I wouldn't know)

grey background, khaki unvisited links, dark red visited links and green text.

Could just be me though.

Dude, how do you survive? When I went there for the first and only time, I was nearly blinded. Your eyes must be a helluva lot stronger than mine. :P

Then again, I may be jumping to conclusions. Just 'cuz you're an expert on 4chan memes, doesn't mean you watch it. I appear to be an expert on a load of stuff because I memorise Wikipedia periodically. :D

Dear Badficcers: While I'm glad you know about my books, I have to wonder if you've read them -and, if so, how recently. I suggest that you set aside all current conceptions of the characters and read the books again with an open mind. This may help you to write something that bears a resemblance to the original, as opposed to something that is similar to it only in the names of the characters.

Dear PPCers: Glad to have you aboard. Sally forth with my blessing. If you want the Canons to help, drop me a line.

...fangirls is a plague?

To the badfic writers:

I will find you. No, seriously, I will find you. I can do that. Take it down.

To the PPC:

Can...can I join you?

We are operating fromhere for the time being, since this board is being attacked.

After JUST having played Earthbound where there's a cult painting everything blue, the blue text is kinda funny.

I like the new board, though. Maybe now I'll get around to posting more.

It only comes at night, attacking in the deepest darkness. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dearest fangirls and fanboys,

I owe you a debt of gratitude. While I'm surprised you have the cranial wherewithal to read my books, let alone write fanfiction about them, I am very happy that you have. Regardless of what you pounded out on your keyboard while you were watching TV, you have made me a very wealthy woman. I will spend the money you used on my books to promote better literacy and reading comprehension in the public schools, so your like does not surface again.

In addition, your fanfiction is so miserably inept that my writing looks infinitely better the more you try to mangle it. Anyone who didn't like my books the first time around will now think I'm Voltaire in comparison to your literary excretions.

However, I cannot allow my canon to go unprotected. Please be patient while your fic is exterminated. Thanks you.

PPCers,

Have at it.

:P Weird.

She shall be called Wilma, because that name attached itself to her. *huggles*

Wow, my first time looking at this board in years and that... thing... shows up.

Your spambots are scary.

It shall be called Alto and will think it can fly.

Oh, come on! How can a spambot pretending to be an eleven year-old boy with a candy fetish NOT be funny? ;)

But.. Nah, that's about it. I'm not overly knowledgable with music, so I don't really have anything against that piece.

the C minor piano concerto be awesome... Better than the G major, IMHO, but not up to the standard of either the violin or Emperor concerti.

/music geekery