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To the badficcer

Dear sir, madam, or more likely, genderless beast from the depths of some swamp or other,

I am very glad people think my books are good enough that they wish to write more. However, I am not glad to find that you are the one who chose to write more. Have you considered taking up a career in chopping off your own hands to prevent yourself butchering any more books with your presumably drug-inspired drivel? You should really try it out.

To the PPCer

Aha! So now I know who all those people in black running around Malij were.

hS

the PPC orchestra that makes it bad, rather than the actual music.

(Ansela volunteers her bagpipes, if they would add to the effect.)

Quit mangling my canon already. I feel like I'm on a goddamn spit-roast on high speed. Any more of this and I'll send a posthumous message to my lawyers to sue your asses off.

To the canon-purists: yes, I did put that character in the timeline awry to mess with you. I like seeing your theories for it, especially the one about the amnesiac schizophrenic.

Regards,

Me

Why is the Third Concerto so very bad?

This is the sort of thing trolls thrive on. Troll spamms, people freak out in hilarious ways, lulz ensues and troll is empowered to spam again.

What we should do is have someone like hS or Pidgeon write a mission where an agent pair feed a Fail!troll to the Anon hordes.
Why anon? There have been no memes mentioned. Nor have there have been any previous warnings to the board.

But the Old Anonymous are the only ones off the top of my head who would set a spelling-short spambot on a board that cherishes spellcheck for the sake of lulz.


We are known to them.

We are mentioned in the Entry on Mary sues in the sarcastic enclyclopedia dramatica: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mary_sue

I say we mention them.

To the Badficcer

Back off bitch. Mine.

To the PPC:

Duuuuuude! Thanks a bundle! Have a free copy of my books.

- Trojie, not very imaginative tonight

Repeatedly, if need be.

Also, so far the bot seems to have only been set at attacking the main Board.

Two words:
wookiees arguing, no subtitles, and no plot.

And They come here to spam?
What do we do then?
Fichunter, resident expert on trolls and 4chan memes.

A strange bizarre alternate reality where the PPC Board is blue! And not swamped by spam!

We've been stressing from our little Stampede, so how's about a game?

Imagine you're an author of J.K Rowling / J.R.R Tolkein calibre. You've written a series that's rocked the world, and for all purproses, it's your baby.
THen, shock horror, you look online one day, and find fanfic. And not just any badfic, LEGENDARY Badfic, with your stories as the setting.
And, through some odd twist of fate, you also find a PPC'd version of the story.

Now, compose a letter, or a paragraph, of what you would say to the author of the Badfic, or the author of the PPC fic.

Just **** off, will you?!

The PPC might have enough opponents.

The idea has come up before, too, though it doesn't appear to have been continued past the second chapter- Ashes to Glory, archived about half-way down here. I don't know… maybe it's not a project for one person. Might have potential as an RP, but I'm not much of a fan of the fodder idea. I understand you mean characters who aren't much liked any more by their creators, but… it seems off, to me. *shrugs* I'm not sure about this.

The links... they're blue. I feel like I've wandered into an AU by accident.

Didn't someone volunteer to make a list of them like the Mini-Balrogs at OFUM?

I mean, what's the point? If someone's upset at being PPCd, you'd think their first reaction would be an angry rant, and THEN spamming when they realise we aren't going to be hurt by it. But there hasn't been anyone.

It's not as though we're going to be urged into an apology; the only result is that we might move elsewhere (ie, here). So what?

Unless they're doing it just for kicks, of course. Can't understand that sort of person... *sigh*

But I'm suspicious, too.

I still can't get over the first message...

"hi guys i am young boy like you i have free candy and yummies at my house pls come and get free candy like haloooweenie and you wil be very happy go to red van by house with scratching FREE CANDY and eat candy and have yummy yummy feeling then sleep at my house and lets HAVE FUNNY FUN and CANDY pls come i am young boy lonely 11 male lonely"

I laughed uncontrollably for a few minutes. SO, so funny.

And there's something up with the names it's giving, too… *suspicious stare*

I think you may be right, though. *sigh*

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

It's a theory. If we are, I wish a frostbite for their evil little fingers, Legendary Badfic for their mind and a plague of fangirls.
I vote we also send a copy of Beethoven's Third Concerto, PPC edition.

...his name is Frederick, and there is plenty of spambot sausage for him to nom on. XD

Hope you don't mind. DX

So it's decidedly malicious.