Subject: President Pickles: Fantastic or Deeply Flawed?
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Posted on: 2016-06-30 15:33:00 UTC

I said in my 'things I flagged' that MACUSA President Seraphina Picquery is Super Speshul. But is she? What do we actually know about President Pickles?

-She was born, raised, or otherwise associated with Savannah, Georgia. She wouldn't have had a wand until she went to school, and would probably not have seen much magic before that time.

-She was taught at Ilvermorny. That means she got her first wand from the Ilvermorny Hall of Wands.

-At Ilvermorny, she was offered the choice of all four houses. She chose Horned Serpent.

-She was 'famously gifted'; this probably first showed itself at school.

-Her adult wand was a Beauvais, which means it was swamp mayhew and rougarou hair. A rougarou is... basically a werewolf (the name is actually derived from the French for 'werewolf'), and the wand is supposed to have an affinity for Dark magic. They're also specifically said to be used in battle.

-She was the president who said 'The Gigglewater is non-negotiable' during Prohibition.

-In her official capacity, she dressed like this:



-She considers this to be appropriate treatment of suspected criminals, one of whom is a foreign national:






So what does this tell us? To me, it speaks of someone with personality flaws a mile wide.

The key is that 'honour' she received when all four house-emblems accepted her. So she's a Scholar-Warrior-Healer-Adventurer? A detail-oriented, anger-prone, sympathetic idealist? And that string of characteristics doesn't ring any alarm bells?

I think what President Pickles has is parts of all four natures, but with no natural balance between them. She's steadfast to the point of stubbornness; she thinks she has self-knowledge, but what she has is arrogance. She has been told from the age of 11 (or earlier!) that she is special - the Sorting, the 'famously gifted' - and her life has never tempered that.

All her attributes, she honestly sees as unambiguously positive. "When I fight," one imagines her saying, brandishing her Dark magic-friendly wand, "I fight to win." She is a champion of justice - if by that you mean 'anyone who crosses her in her righteousness will regret it'. She is a scholar (she chose Horned Serpent) who thinks she can predict the future - not by magic, but simply by how much she knows. She is here to 'fix' Wizarding America - and she's not shy about breaking a few dragon eggs along the way.

If I'm right, she has the potential to be a far more complex villain than Voldemort. Voldemort's goal was to live forever and rule everything; President Pickles 'just wants what's best for the people' - which happens to be her ruling everything with an iron wand. You, the viewer, will agree with every one of her goals, and nod along with each step of her logi...il she hits the step about "so you have to do exactly what I say."

She is, in fact, Granny Weatherwax gone bad.

hS

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