Subject: Forty pounds? Excellent.
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Posted on: 2016-04-25 23:17:00 UTC

Well, if you think July is right in-universe, then I suppose I shouldn't write all my fanfic with the fanon/assumption that Elves weigh practically nothing. But dangit, I'm gonna write some of them like that! There needs to be some sort of downside to being an Elf.

Now I'm imagining Feanor being drilled in the head by a snowball and sent flying.

Alternatively, with the proper use of a cloak and a stiff wind, Legolas might have an emergency exit from any situation. (And now I'm imagining Gimli holding onto his ankle and flying him like a kite with a very short line. Elf-flying: The new official sport of Erebor.)

Actually, I didn't know Tolkien had a thing for Native American stories; that's quite interesting. I suppose I should have noticed the influence before. I wonder which ones in particular he fancied.

Thanks for figuring this out, hS! I shall make diligent use of this new information. ^_^

-Alleb

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