Subject: Actually, to me it implies something rather darker...
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Posted on: 2016-04-26 21:49:00 UTC

Tolkienian elves are immortal, yes? Immortal beings that crumble to dust when dying, can only really die by a violent death or through massive angst er, grief, and apparently lie in a semi-dormant state for years without decomposing or expiring? And they are described as fair, which might mean exceptionally attractive, or it might mean exceptionally pale, or it might mean both.

Elves are vampires.

More than that, they're vegetarian vampires.

They're MEYERPIRES!!!

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