Subject: "... Okay, sod the lot of you."
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Posted on: 2016-04-29 10:16:00 UTC
"It's fine. You mob hate Twilight and its series. I get it. I really do. I know it's badly written, and I know it's melodramatic, but to me? That's the point. The Twilight Saga is a series of books about being a teenager in love written from the perspective of a teenager in love! Of course it's melodramatic! Of course it's hammy and overwrought and veers wildly between urple and beige prose! Of course Eclipse's treatment of Jacob stems largely from the author figuring out that leaving him as he stood was going to torpedo the OTP sooner or later! It's written in the style of a teenage girl who in real life is nowhere near as smart as she thinks she is, which is a hell of a lot of teenage girls! And even then, even if you can't get past all that, it's total fantasy. I don't see any of you giving this kind of treatment to the collective works of Mills And Boon, do I? No. Of course I don't. Because it's an easy target, regardless of how much people might actually unironically enjoy the series as a tale of genuine, innocent teenage love, told from that perspective. I want that. I lived through a story in which things happened all the time and that's why I like Twilight so much, I need a break, y'know? I need a break from suffering and death, I need to go back to a time and place where romantic love wasn't a side-story but the main focus and all the quote-unquote interesting supernatural whatever was relegated to the background. I want a love story. I got it. So I've got to ask, would it kill you to stop hating on my goddamned primary fandom? Please? Thanks a friggin' bunch."