Subject: Oh, for the love of Tim Burton... (NSFW)
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Posted on: 2015-12-15 19:47:00 UTC


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Hello, everybody. This is Cipher's backup consciousness. The boy was smart enough to upload me into his brain, in case the circuits ever overhead. Like now, for example. Cipher usually has very high resistance to badfics, but things like that are abound to happen sometimes. Don't worry, I have already launched the reboot program, so we should be getting him back soon. In the meantime, let me explain:

James' summary wasn't enough, so Cipher decided to check the Badfic Candidate himself. Although he barely knew Sailor Moon canon (Last time he watched it he was eight). The first problem our systems noted at the very beginning, with the 'disclaimer':

"Feel free to read this if you’re a minor, though, people under 18should be able to have fun too!"

Clearly Cipher and the 'Author' have different defitions of fun... moving on! The rest of the reading went something like this



And now you see, oh... looks like the reboot is complete and Cipher is coming back. In that case, I bid everyone au revoir!
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Ugh, what the heck happened? My head... Ah, right! Chibiusa's seventh birthday, huh? I think Master will agree with me.



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