Subject: My own suggestions. (Somewhat NSFW)
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Posted on: 2016-12-01 19:47:00 UTC

White Cards
Sloppy, drunken mistletoe-inspired makeouts.
The Ghost of Christmas In July.
An eggnog-and-Bleepka enema.
The annual Bad Slash Cheesecake/Beefcake Advent Calendar photo shoot.
Sexy Santa Claus cosplay.
Masturbating at the thought of going on a mission.
Tiny Tim-chan.
Using Mary Sue guts instead of tree ornaments.
Getting a blowjob when the clock strikes midnight on New Year's Eve.

Black Cards
My OTP is Santa Claus/_______.
_______ will be in the role of Ebenezer Scrooge in the PPC holiday play this year.
A _______? You'll shoot your eye out!
What's the secret ingredient in my Christmas cookies? Why, it's _
______!

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