Subject: Relax, he's not THAT stupid. (NSFW)
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Posted on: 2016-12-02 17:17:00 UTC

I'm pretty sure there isn't any tree small enough to fit in... there... let alone... THERE. *cringes* And he wouldn't even try, even while drunk on five bottles of eggnog. I was thinking something more dakimakura style - you know the brief gag from the Deadpool movie involving Wade and a stuffed unicorn? Same idea. XD

Though granted, it's not like people haven't been dumb enough to try using the front door before... (Warning, link is very very NSFW/NSFB)

(Also, I take it you'll be hand-picking cards from our suggestion lists on a case by case basis? Because I heard from the Discord that self-promoting suggestions are Not Cool and if that really is the case, I apologize for including a few of those in my own suggestions.)

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