Subject: Uh-oh, a Sue.
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Posted on: 2023-07-08 15:51:32 UTC
You go to get the Sue so she may die. Meg has an axe; you did not get kit to hit a Sue, oh no.
Oh no two: the Sue can do a Hex! Her eye is red; the air is a hum; you are ill! And a zap is on her lip to hit you.
"Run!" you see Meg say. But do you run?
hS
You are on the way to see a pal, but oh no! Ere you see it, you go in an odd O the hue of the sky.
As you get out, you see you are in an ash-hue lab, not the way you were on at all. No pal is in the lab, but an Ivy in an off-red tee is by the tap.
Hi, you see the Ivy say. Are you new to the PPC? Let me say who we are. The PPC was set up so the Law of any old saw you see on your TV set and so on may not die. The Law is ace; to let it die is bad; to be why it is to die is the big bad.
As you do not run, the Ivy is not put off. She can yak, no lie. The PPC try to get rid of Sue, of Sex (if it is not in the Law), and of Mix-Ups. All can be bad for the Law, you see, and so bad for all. It is a big job for the lot of us.
And now, a job for you too! Rad to see you - or not see; I am the Ivy, I did not get an eye. So say, new kid: who are you? Who are your kin? Are you big or wee, old or a new bud? Go on, do not be shy!
~
Dun Gin and a Rag Inn is an RPG, but all you say can be no more than two add one of the ABC. I saw it on the Net on a day, and it was rad. I got a pic of it, all the law it has. See, you can get it too!
And, ta da! Now you are in it; all of you are one new kid. The Ivy is to get you a job in HQ. Say who you are, go on. The RPG has Elf, Orc, and Fey as kin, but you can say Imp, Bot, and so on, I'll get it to fit.
Go for it! It is fun, but see you do not go too far in the ABC - two and one is all you get.
hS
In a pit in the sod was a Hob. Not a wet pit of mud and yuk and oft a bug or ten; nor yet a dry ash pit you may not sit or eat in. It was a Hob-pit, and so had low-key joy.
You get in by an O, of oak in fir-hue; you tug on the sun-hue orb in the mid. In it is a den, as an O too: an ace den to sit and yak, no ash or mud, oak by the way and a big rug on the sod. It has a lot to sit on, and a peg or two to put a hat on - the Hob has joy if any go to see him.
The den is big, a way in the tor - The Tor, as all say it in the Hob-Dun - and it has oft a way to a wee den. May the Hob go up? No! It is all on one way - a den for bed or to sit, to eat or for a hat (or ten). On one paw all is ace, for you can see out to the lea and sky, and the wet way far off.
Our Hob had a lot of yen, and he was a Hob of Bag. The Bag-Hob had a den by The Tor ere Men dug ore; all saw a Bag-Hob as low-key, for he had the yen, but he did not go far on a job or do any odd bit. How a Bag-Hob may see a day, you can see ere you ask him.
Our fic is of a Hob of Bag who had a big job, far far off, and did a lot he did not ken ere he did it. The Hob by The Tor may not see him as low-key, but he got... ah, you may see if he got owt at all in the end.
The mum of our Hob... who are the Hob? I can say for you, as the Hob are now shy of Big Men (us, you see). A Hob is (or was) a wee Man, too wee for a Nog of lip-fur. A Hob has no lip-fur. He has no hex, but can run far in a sec if a Big Man is on the way; we low as an ox to the ear of a Hob. He is oft fat; he has on hue of fir and of sun, a lot of hue; his toe has fur and is fit to run on; his arm is fit to rig or jig, he has an air of joy o'er him and joy in his eye (a big joy if he can eat, for a Hob may eat as oft as he can). So now you get it.
As I did say, the mom of our Hob - of Bil of Bag, esq. - was Bel Tuk, a top kid of the Old Tuk, who ran the Hob-kin o'er The Wet. Oft a Hob (not a Tuk) may say a Tuk of a far day had wed an Elf. Mad, yes, but the Tuk are too odd to say it was not so. Oft may one or two go far off on a big job, and the Hob saw her not at all. The Tuk may say she did die, or wed a far Hob, but all saw the Tuk are not low-key as the Bag are (but had a lot of yen).
In her eld Bel Tuk did not go off, for she wed Mr. Bug of Bag. Bug, he was the dad of Bil, dug a big rad Hob-pit for her (and did use her yen). You may not see one as it in The Tor or on The Tor or o'er The Wet, and she sat in it to the day she did die. But it may be that Bil, her son, who was to eye and ear as his dad, got an odd bit of Tuk off his mum, hid in his eye. It was a shy bit if so, and did not get out til Bil of Bag was a man, and the rad Hob-pit his dad had dug was all his, and all may see he was set in his way and not to go at all.
It is fun to use the New Way, for you can do it by eye; no big set of pen-bit to use, no law to say "do it so!". You sum the bit, and see if it is too big, and... it is all! Rad fun; not as to pen it as an Elf may, not at all.
Nog - the Wee Men who get lip-fur. So an elf may say it; one dun of the Wee Men was "Nog-rod", or Wee Man-den, in Elf.
hS
It IS fun. I dig it! It is of the new way in my eye, but the old way in my ear, if you get me. {= )
It's too big for me to say on it all, but:
I did add to "Din-Mob," by the way, but I sit on it for now, to see if I dig it as of sun-up.
~Neshomeh
PS: If to-day may be, so too aft-day and fro-day? And to-eve, aft-eve, fro-eve?
PPS: I hum on Cob-lot (a rad cob vs a bad nag, you see?) and Bee-ale Hut or Sun-hue Hut, den of Den the Rex, Mer, Wyn, and Gri Asp-lip. I got a big yuk to wit of Wyn, her aka "Sad-hat." It is not apt, but... Sad-hat. ^_^ To be apt, it may be... Hid-pal?
Oh, and I see "fax" is a rad old pen-bit for the mop of a cob (or a Man); I say use it for the fab cob of Elf-rod: Ash-fax. Yes? {= ) Or Tin-fax, Dim-fax... but meh, I dig the din of Ash-fax.
The Din-Mob Who Did Jog On and On
An Old Saw of the PPC a la “Dun Gin and a Rag Inn”
“Add a go.” At her job-box, Jay did sit a bit fro and nod at a red bit as it did go on and off. “A try by a bad one to put the Way of the Old Saw wry.”
Acy was sad. “Is the Law so bad? Why do all try to put it wry?” She did not let Jay say, but did add: “The old saw is...?”
“The Rex of the Os.” The jaw of Jay did tic as if to say ow. “It is one of a lot to try to get the old saw of J.R.R. to die. It is... a Sue.”
Do you get it? {= D
I will add to it by and by! It is fun for me; if I get my way, it can be fun for all.
~Neshomeh
And the old bit, add an alt or two.
The Din-Mob Who Did Go On and On
An Old Saw of the PPC a la “Dun Gin and a Rag Inn”
“Add a go to the lot.” At her job-box, Jay sat a bit aft-way and did nod at a red nib as it lit and got dim. “A try by a bad one to put the Way of the Old Saw wry.”
Acy was sad. “Is the Law so bad? Why do all try to put it wry?” She did not let Jay say, but did add: “The old saw is...?”
“The God of the Os.” The jaw and eye of Jay had a tic as if to say ow. “It is one of a lot to try to get the fic of J.R.R. to die. It is... a Sue.”
Acy was sad. “It is so a lot. The kin of the Sue is...? And how did she put the Law wry?”
“The kin of Men. She did go out of Sod by hex, and her din-mob, too. No duh, she is to be in the Pal-Pod of the O... and you mon dig the bit I say now. On the haw paw, she has the eye of Boz, but on the gee paw, she has her fun of Elm-bud.” Jay did tip her eye at her pal, her yen for Acy not to be too mad.
Acy was mad. “Let me see the bit.” She got Jay to get up, no ear for Jay to get a say. Acy did paw nub, nub, nub in no way Jay did ken, and had her eye on the job-box as if she had a yen to fry the bad bit off it by the vim of her eye, and did get up. “So, let us go!”
Jay did tap a bit on the job-box, and got an odd hum of it. No big wow, but the air lit and did get an odd in-out way in it. “Let us go, AC!” She did use the wee-nom ill in the ear of her pal.
Acy did say low, “Do not say me so,” but did go in the in-out, zip in her leg. Jay did go, too.
As Jay put her toe out of the in-out, the job get-up of her yen was put on her. As an Orc she was a big wow in the eye of all, by her own say-so. She did get a big ink-hue bow off her arm-top, and did try the gut, and did add up the far-jab in her kit. Too, she got her CAD (the one for an OC) and set it. “I’m all set, Acy. You?”
Acy did tip her eye to and fro. It was oft a bit ew to be in a lot got of a pen-job by one not her. A lot ew if the Law was put so wry by a Sue and—she saw by her own CAD—Law-kin who did not act of the Law. She got a far-jab out of her own kit. She did try the air of it and put the tip to her maw for a wee sup. By the air and sup—bad—she did ken it had ill-oil on it. Yay in her eye, she re-put the far-jab in her kit. “All set.”
The two had got to Cut-Pit—the a.m. was lit by it, a joy to the eye. Acy led the way, Jay aft of her, and the two did go in the big Elf-den.
I add a say or a few on the fic:
You can say on it as you see fit, too. {= D
~Neshomeh
A low-key zap let Jay ken the Law was a pal to the two. It hid any of the PPC who did go to aid it.
Jay did tip her paw at a see-out. In the hut was a low yak.
Top-gal the Elf was in the hut. She did yak to two-and-one Men not at all of the Law. “I mon go and get set for the big sup to-eve. I mon aid you to get set, too, Dam Win-bay. The sew-gal mon get you thy rig in the arn.”
One of the Men, the one gal, did not get it. “Rig?”
The lip of Top-gal did tip up, but her eye was wan. “Yes, you may not go in thy rag. A rig is the way. Col and Jef mon don a gi, you bet. So, til to-eve.”
Jay got a sip of air. “It... it is not the way... it is not the way of Top-gal to act so... why put the tit in a rig?”
“And why gi for the men?” Acy did add. “No elf-man did don a gi in the fic I saw. Yet, it is a nil sum if Top-gal did not act so; we’d not be on the job if the Law was not wry.”
Jay had ow in her eye, and got Acy to be not by the see-out. “By any say to get in a lit rig...” Her eye did tic as she saw how it was to be. “Oh, by the Dam God... Top-gal mon fix up her mop in a bit!” Jay got her CAD, and (tho sad) did go aft to the see-out. The CAD lit as if sad, and did say:
[Jef. Man of Men. Not of the Law. A bit.] Jay put it to Man Two:
[Col. Man of Men. Not of the Law. A bit.]
And... to the gal. She was set to see the CAD lit red and mad.
[Win-bay. Gal of Men. Not of the Law. A Sue!]
Acy let out air. “My yen is to get the gal to die and go. To get all the OCs is no fun.” She got by the see-out and did tip her own CAD—not as the CAD of Jay—at Top-gal.
[Top-gal El of the Eve. Elf Gal. Of the Law. Out of the Law by 49.72%.]
The two hid in the dim.
On a few pen-bits:
~Neshomeh
A lot of it is not how my pen has it, but it's ok - you are not me. But a bit or two, you pen in a big way but may use a wee way too.
“Add a go to the lot.” > "Got a new one," and "The kin of the Sue is...?" > "Who are her kin?", but the big one is by Jay:
"She did get a big ink-hue bow off her arm-top, and did try the gut" > "She got her big ink-hue bow off her arm to try the gut". Why use a run-on? Few "and" is not a bad way to pen it.
A lot of it is fab, too! "her yen for Acy not to be too mad. // Acy was mad." was a joy for me.
hS
I do get in a rut, heh. I try to pen in the way of Jay and Acy as I see it, and not go too far. Yet, to put an old saw in a new way, it can be rad to go far, and not get in a rut. Ta!
~Neshomeh
(Oh boy, how to say this...? It may be "fun".)
So! In my job I may get a law of eg the UAE, and I get to pen it in a new way for a man of the UK to see. To pen a fic in a new way is, I see, as my job, but fun.
One way to pen a fic (or a law) in a new way is to do as the one who did pen it did. Get one bit, pen it; get a new bit, pen it. One by one, wee bit by wee bit, you get the new fic. I may do it so for a law - I may not say "man" if the law did say "boy", as it may say "boy" in a new bit, and how do I do that?
Or! You can pen it as if it was in the new way ere you got it. If Jay saw the new way, how may she pen the fic? If of old she did pen "T E E N G I R L", she may say "gal" or "kid", but not "not-man who is ten and two and two of age".
I do it so for a law too! Oft I get a yen to see the law in a way I can ken, so I pen it to be wee, not big. I may pen not one, but two of it, of Way One and Way Two. It can be rad to do so, or it may not.
So, so: do as you see it; it is fun for us in any way.
hS
As I go, I oft pen it big for Way One, and for Way Two see how to get it wee, and as if it was in the new way of old. Aid is OK! I may not see how by my own eye (or not yet, and it may be a hot min). To add an eye is rad!
It is rad for all who pen to add an eye ere the end of the job, is it not? {= )
I may do a bit to-day (ha, it was so of old, so I say I can use it now!), or not. I am a bit low, but it mon go, an it be in a wee "tik" or a big "tok".
~Neshomeh
May I say how I see the way you did it?
"Old saw" is not too fab (yes, and I did say it ere you!). It is not bad in "the Way of the Old Saw", but can "the old saw of J.R.R." be his "fic"? And the old saw of Sir El of Cut-Pit can be his "lay"? (A bit as the lay J.R.R. did of a boy, a gal, and a dog; it was The Lay of Let Me Go, but as an elf may say it.) Or his "way"?
hS
The Law of the pic, not the fic, but it is fun?
Mr. Bag Jr: "I can lob the O in the hot pit, but... I do not see the way."
Rod-Elf the Hex: "I may aid you in the job, Mr. Bag, if it is for you."
Elf-Gem (aka Far-Run): "If I can die to aid you, I will. You get my big awl."
Leg of the Dim Fir Lot: "And you get my bow."
Wee Gim: "And my axe!"
Boz of Ond: "You got all our woe, wee one. If the mob say to go, Ond is in to see it."
[Sam, a Hob, got up]
Sam: "Hey! Mr Bag. is not to go if I do not!"
Sir El of Cut-Pit: "No; it is a big job to get rid of you, if he is in a sly mob and you are not."
[Joy and Pip got up]
Joy: "And we are to go too! Or you put us in a bag and run us out."
Pip: "And you may not go if you do not get a guy of wit for the job... run... bit."
Joy: "So... not you, Pip?"
Sir El: "A mob of one ere ten... so be it. You can be The Mob of the O."
Pip: "Rad! ...why do we go?"
(You can use the way I say it or not; it is ok.)
hS
(Pen—or key, as it may be. But on "pen" I add a say at the end.)
Re. the fic of J.R.R.:
I had a wit or two as to the way to say who is who. Boz, for one, as did you! And Sam, no duh.
Re. my bit of fun:
You may so say! I get joy of it an I see it as you do or not. ("An" as "if" in the old way, for an alt.)
As for fic and lay, I say yes. (Pic, too.) And I wit now of "a job of the pen" or "pen-job," to add two.
~Neshomeh
Bil & Mau of Bag, Sam of Gam, Joy (or Kal) of Buc. It was how the fam got to use it, yes? Pip/Raz is Tuk, no "of".
I say "Elm-bud" is rad for the elf. Pal-pod is ace too; I see how "mob" is bad. It may be a Job-fam, but Boz is not a fab bro, soo...
Are you to do a new bit of the fun fic? It is rad!
PS:
In a pit in the sod was a Hob. Not a wet pit of mud and yuk and oft a bug or ten; nor yet a dry ash pit you may not sit or eat in. It was a Hob-pit, and so had low-key joy. (The Hob: Bil of Bag and a lot of wee men - and Rod-Elf a bit - go to make a hot foe die and get a gem.)
Mr. Bil of Bag, esq, at Bag End, did cry he was far too old, and was to run a big gig for a lot of the fam. Oh, the joy and yak in Hob Dun at his cry! (The God of the Os: Mau of Bag and the Pal-pod of the O go to an ash pit to get rid of a bad O.)
hS
(You do not sum a "by," I ken, but I do not see an alt-way to say it.)
I too did toy of a bit of The Hob (aka To and Fro I Did Go: The Hol of a Hob). Who is Mr Bil of Bag? Why, he is O-win, and Hap-don, and Tub-sit! ^_^ And a lot to add if you get a yen to try it.
The big foe I say is a hot red fly-eel no, fly-asp!
I mon put out a new bit of the fun fic in a bit!
~Neshomeh
As I set it up, in my eye I had a lot of zip and yay in me. "I can do it all day!" I did say.
Pal, I can not do it all day. I got a bit low, and now I say, "Can I get a nap?" I do not see I can get zip in a day, or two, or ten. I am too zzz.
So yes. Soz, PPC, but I let it die now.
hS
Be not too sad. Get all the Zs, and add a hug from me.
~Neshomeh
Hi!
My nom is Thy-Met-Woo-Dye. All my nom can be too big to say so now me be Thy. My kin are in the sea and the sky and on the sod. We be too big for me to sum. But a lot say we be Elf so Elf we say we be. I am big, big for Elf too, and me be not new bud but not be old too.
Say, If I be Elf, what kin be you? Is Ivy kin or not? Is now OK for me to go? Or me not go and you ask me of my la vie?
((For context: In certain games I go by ThymeTwoDye and one of the first times I was playing with a group under that name one of my friends went "Why are you called Thy Met Woody?" And when I saw this, I immediately thought of that and figured it'd be easier to split that up rather than Novastorme))
((Also, is it cheating to sprinkle French (and other languages) into it? If not you might see more of that in later replies.))
Nova
How is it?
It is rad for me, you see her say. You did not say the kin you are, but it is ok; I get you are shy. The Ivy may do owt you do not see; you see a sky-hue O get in the lab. I got you a Pal, and in the odd O is a gal in ink-hue top and tie.
"I am Meg." The gal can see you. "You are my Pal? You are as new as me! It was rad to be one, but to get a Pal... it may be bad."
Bad or rad, it is so. The Ivy did get a new O in. You are a Pal-mob now; go out in PPC HQ, get to an RC, and use it to go in an old saw and get the Law to not die. Go now!
~
You get Meg too! You and Nes are in alt-HQs as alt-PCs; who is to win a job as no. one? Let us see!
hS
We (I and Meg) go out to get the Sues. We are in the HP. We see a Sue.
She is not to be in the HP! Bad Sue. "Let us get the Sue," I say to Meg.
"Yes, let us!" She says. We go to the Sue.
(I'm running out of words! -Ls)
You go to get the Sue so she may die. Meg has an axe; you did not get kit to hit a Sue, oh no.
Oh no two: the Sue can do a Hex! Her eye is red; the air is a hum; you are ill! And a zap is on her lip to hit you.
"Run!" you see Meg say. But do you run?
hS
Meg and I run, but as the Sue is to run too, we get out.
We do not let her see us.
We see a new one, tho - but it's a Stu!
Who I am is big to say, but we may say I am Nes, a she of the Fae kin. No wee fae-bug out of Men's nap-yak; see, I am big! Men of two kin war on the Fae's den-lot of old. One kin of Men are foe to the Fae; one kin are not. Let any foe-Man try me: I can get the Man to die.
Say, Ivy, are Fae in yon ash-hue lot? Are Men? Are the Men foe to Fae-kin, or not?
(( I may have recently binged all of Carnival Row. I wanna be that kind of Fae. ^_^ ))
~Neshomeh
The Ivy is not sad at the bit you say. Yes, we have Men in the PPC, but not of the den you are of. Our Men are of an old saw or two - old to us, but new to you. You may not get any to die; a Man of the PPC is a pal to you now!
You see her hum for a sec, and nod. Yes, Nes, I say a Man is to be the Pal you get. She is Meg, and she is to get in my lab... now.
A bam, and a new odd O is in the lab. A gal is in it, in an ink-hue top and a tie.
Nes, see Meg; Meg, see Nes. You two are new. The Ivy got out of the way. Say hi! You are a Pal-mob now. You are to go out in PPC HQ, and get to an RC you can use to do a bit for the Law.
Meg is sad to see you. "I was ok ere I met you," you see her say. "To be one is rad; to be two... I do not get it. Not yet."
~
Nes is a big Fae; she can add one to a Lie, and so can Lie in a big way. (Not lie on a bed! Lie to a pal or foe.) Meg is a Man; she can add one to Aim, if she is to get a foe to die. Do not get her to aim at you!
hS
She can see Meg is sad, and it is not rad to her. Not all Men are bad in her eye; but one lot.
Nes may do a pal-act of her paw, if Meg is ok to do it.
She can see Nes say, "All is new to me; I too do not get it yet. But if we are to do a bit as a Pal-mob, I mon not be bad to you. Do not be bad to me, too, and it may be ok. Do you ken the 'RC' we are to get, and the way to it?"
Meg did the pal-act of the paw, and saw in the eye of Nes. "Ok; I may not be bad to you, if you are ok. I did see the RC; I got a bed there. Let me aid you to see it, too." She did a bob to the Ivy. "Bye, Ivy!"
Meg and Nes did go out in HQ. It was ash-hue. "It is all so dim," Meg did say. "Now, our RC is on the... huh." She did a wee hum. "I saw a way, I did." But Nes saw it was not a way. "Our RC is six-ten," Meg did say. "Can you aid me to get to it?"
~
To use "did" and "was", not "do" and "am", is not so bad, yes?
hS
Nes did go by Meg, and saw all was ash-hue and had the 123 in no way to aid any. Sad was the eye of Nes!
"We Fae do fly to spy a way, but ill can I fly and nil can I spy. How can I aid you? May it be we ask aid of one who is not me?"
I did not say, but say now: The eye of Nes is elm- or sea-hue, and her mop is as the fox, cut wee but for one tie. The tie is to say who she is and who her kin are. No dim tie!
Her rag on top is tan, of the cow; on her leg, too. A bit on top has hue: of ink, sky, and rue in tie, for the joy of the eye.
(Ill and nil, fly and spy, hue and rue; to say it so is fun!)
ETA: Do I ken the law of the RPG ill? My way of RP so far is my old way, I see it; say to me if I mon try a new way. I'll not be mad.
~Neshomeh