...hilarious.
What was that I didn't even.
I'm going to have to go watch some memetic remix videos now.

Is it weird that the main thing that bothers me about chapter 3 is the fact that he silences Hedwig? It just makes the owl rape even worse. D:

And the de-testicling was kind of funny, if absurd. Ron willingly makes himself a eunuch so he can bugger a bird?

OH MY GOD HE KILLED HERMIONE! YOU BASTARD!

...exploding owl what

(I was laughing for like five minutes because of that. Good thing my roommate isn't here, she'd ask why and I would never be able to tell her.)

I can't decide if this is serious or just a troll. Poe's Law at work again, I suppose.

I thought I had immunized myself to this sort of thing. I have not.

Going to go cry for humanity now, kbye.

When are people going to learn that bestiality is disgusting and creepy? First that Hagrid/Hedwig badfic...and now this! Eew...

I am beginning to think that Jay's annoying habit of 'selective deafness'* and questions are really a brain defense mechanism. (Ie see question above and don't think about Hedwig- too late).



*Or Acacia's, my memory is fuzzy on that.

that isn't by the same author who wrote that Hagrid/Hedwig...thing I reported on a couple of weeks ago.

*cringe*

...now I think about it, it may not count as badfic, just...squicky parody.
I don't know. I honestly don't know.
Any ideas?