Subject: Failed parody
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Posted on: 2010-09-18 23:32:00 UTC
The story seems to be suffering from South Park Syndrome: it considers being random and offensive the same thing as being clever and humorously edgy. Sometimes it works. In this case, it most definitely does not.
I don't know if any of you have seen this, but ew. Squick doesn't even cover it.
Ron/Hedwig. Called 'Ron's Secret'. Can be found here: Link.
Summary: Can a boy fall in love with his best friend's owl? Contains bestiality and very graphic scenes. Read at your own discretion.
Rated:M
My comment: Oh my Rassilon, not a mental image I wanted.
...hilarious.
What was that I didn't even.
I'm going to have to go watch some memetic remix videos now.
Is it weird that the main thing that bothers me about chapter 3 is the fact that he silences Hedwig? It just makes the owl rape even worse. D:
And the de-testicling was kind of funny, if absurd. Ron willingly makes himself a eunuch so he can bugger a bird?
OH MY GOD HE KILLED HERMIONE! YOU BASTARD!
...exploding owl what
(I was laughing for like five minutes because of that. Good thing my roommate isn't here, she'd ask why and I would never be able to tell her.)
I can't decide if this is serious or just a troll. Poe's Law at work again, I suppose.
I am 90% sure that a sadist enjoys causing pain, while a masochist enjoys feeling pain. A sadist would write this stuff; a masochist would read it.
This'll teach me not to read badfic on little sleep, it destroys what's left of my vocabulary.
I thought I had immunized myself to this sort of thing. I have not.
Going to go cry for humanity now, kbye.
When are people going to learn that bestiality is disgusting and creepy? First that Hagrid/Hedwig badfic...and now this! Eew...
I am beginning to think that Jay's annoying habit of 'selective deafness'* and questions are really a brain defense mechanism. (Ie see question above and don't think about Hedwig- too late).
*Or Acacia's, my memory is fuzzy on that.
I think he was either the first Time Lord or one of the founders; my knowledge of Classic Who is very limited.
He's one of the three founders of Time Lord Society (The other ones being The Other and Omega). And he makes an appearance on The End of Time...
that isn't by the same author who wrote that Hagrid/Hedwig...thing I reported on a couple of weeks ago.
*cringe*
...now I think about it, it may not count as badfic, just...squicky parody.
I don't know. I honestly don't know.
Any ideas?
The story seems to be suffering from South Park Syndrome: it considers being random and offensive the same thing as being clever and humorously edgy. Sometimes it works. In this case, it most definitely does not.
...based on replacement!Ron's horrendous actions in chapter 5.
Didn't get that far. Wanted to preserve brain.
Now read it. Pass Bleeprin. Now.
*dumps a wheelbarrow of Bleeprin on Silikat*
S'okay, s'okay...I'm too wasted to care!
Hey, you know Hufflepuffs? We're particularly good findersh...
*passes out*