Subject: Please Tell me
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Posted on: 2010-09-17 21:59:00 UTC
that isn't by the same author who wrote that Hagrid/Hedwig...thing I reported on a couple of weeks ago.
*cringe*
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Badfic report - Harry Potter - NSFW, NSFB by
on 2010-09-17 17:14:00 UTC
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I don't know if any of you have seen this, but ew. Squick doesn't even cover it.
Ron/Hedwig. Called 'Ron's Secret'. Can be found here: Link.
Summary: Can a boy fall in love with his best friend's owl? Contains bestiality and very graphic scenes. Read at your own discretion.
Rated:M
My comment: Oh my Rassilon, not a mental image I wanted. -
That was... by
on 2010-09-22 00:15:00 UTC
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...hilarious.
What was that I didn't even.
I'm going to have to go watch some memetic remix videos now. -
Sadist here, so I read it. NSFW/NSFB. OH ERU. by
on 2010-09-18 05:43:00 UTC
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Is it weird that the main thing that bothers me about chapter 3 is the fact that he silences Hedwig? It just makes the owl rape even worse. D:
And the de-testicling was kind of funny, if absurd. Ron willingly makes himself a eunuch so he can bugger a bird?
OH MY GOD HE KILLED HERMIONE! YOU BASTARD!
...exploding owl what
(I was laughing for like five minutes because of that. Good thing my roommate isn't here, she'd ask why and I would never be able to tell her.)
I can't decide if this is serious or just a troll. Poe's Law at work again, I suppose. -
I think you mean masochist. by
on 2010-09-19 00:29:00 UTC
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I am 90% sure that a sadist enjoys causing pain, while a masochist enjoys feeling pain. A sadist would write this stuff; a masochist would read it.
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Yes! That is what I meant. D'oh! by
on 2010-09-19 00:33:00 UTC
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This'll teach me not to read badfic on little sleep, it destroys what's left of my vocabulary.
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Why does this exist? D: by
on 2010-09-18 05:35:00 UTC
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I thought I had immunized myself to this sort of thing. I have not.
Going to go cry for humanity now, kbye. -
God... by
on 2010-09-18 04:13:00 UTC
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When are people going to learn that bestiality is disgusting and creepy? First that Hagrid/Hedwig badfic...and now this! Eew...
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Who is Rassilon? by
on 2010-09-18 03:00:00 UTC
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I am beginning to think that Jay's annoying habit of 'selective deafness'* and questions are really a brain defense mechanism. (Ie see question above and don't think about Hedwig- too late).
*Or Acacia's, my memory is fuzzy on that. -
He's from Doctor Who by
on 2010-09-18 07:28:00 UTC
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I think he was either the first Time Lord or one of the founders; my knowledge of Classic Who is very limited.
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Re: He's from Doctor Who by
on 2010-09-20 23:03:00 UTC
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He's one of the three founders of Time Lord Society (The other ones being The Other and Omega). And he makes an appearance on The End of Time...
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Please Tell me by
on 2010-09-17 21:59:00 UTC
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that isn't by the same author who wrote that Hagrid/Hedwig...thing I reported on a couple of weeks ago.
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Actually... by
on 2010-09-17 17:28:00 UTC
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...now I think about it, it may not count as badfic, just...squicky parody.
I don't know. I honestly don't know.
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Failed parody by
on 2010-09-18 23:32:00 UTC
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The story seems to be suffering from South Park Syndrome: it considers being random and offensive the same thing as being clever and humorously edgy. Sometimes it works. In this case, it most definitely does not.
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I would say definitely badfic... by
on 2010-09-18 00:50:00 UTC
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...based on replacement!Ron's horrendous actions in chapter 5.
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Ah. by
on 2010-09-18 10:36:00 UTC
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Didn't get that far. Wanted to preserve brain.
Now read it. Pass Bleeprin. Now. -
Sorry! Didn't mean to damage brain cells! by
on 2010-09-18 19:06:00 UTC
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*dumps a wheelbarrow of Bleeprin on Silikat*
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*has already drunk herself into oblivion* by
on 2010-09-18 21:50:00 UTC
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S'okay, s'okay...I'm too wasted to care!
Hey, you know Hufflepuffs? We're particularly good findersh...
*passes out*