Have you read these:

Beauty and the Beast, the "vergin in my vagina" version: http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/20/beauty.txt

Data Goes Ballistic: http://www.trekiverse.org/archive/2000/adult/tng/DataGoesBallistic

The Interrogation of Leia: http://iiichan.net/stuff/be/dodge/?episode=277201

Teasetting Ron

and last but not least (for now), Rose Potter: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/girlwholived/

Have fun!

~Zoe~

...I'd say something along the lines of how incredibly insane you are, but everyone else already has, so I don't think I need to... XD

Hope your mind recovers soon. *hands you bleeprin*

Here, have a badge of mad honour. You loony.

I couldn't read more than a sentence or two at a time on the first go. That's not just Redtooth, that's my freakin' CHILDHOOD with the spear in its unmentionable parts. My baaaaaaaaaaabiiiiiiiiieeeees ... *sob*

(Still, we got two potential OCs to play with out of it. Molly and Moses rock.)

C*l*br**n, on the other hand, was just funny to me until they got to the bit with the wooden apple. I think it helped me discover my teeth-pulling squick. What about Little Miss Mary? The pedo upset me, but I was too busy laughing at the appallingly stilted dialogue to be too disturbed. Similarly with "For Your Eyes Only", except that time it was the bad biology distracting me from the rampant misogyny.

I congratulate you on reading all of it. I only got to half of the fics...

*downs bottle of Bleeprin* When I read anything involving furries, I don't quite understand it as easily. Mostly because the authors tend to use the human anatomy. *shrugs*

If I'm ever going to finish That Series (like I would), I'll have to remember to keep on picturing the characters as actual humans instead of animals. Maybe it'll be a little less squicky.

I thank the stars that I don't know Redwall and thus, my Morbid Curiosity can't lure me into trying it. Here, have some Bleepuvian Ale.

Ummmm...That Series, the Redwall...pornfics?
Wow. All of them?

(And I could only read C*l*br*in in two parts. Kinda like Hitler's "Mein Khampf" or however you spell it...according to my history teacher, that book is so disturbing you can't read it in one go.)

*gives gallon of bleepka*
~Lily, who likes using...ellipsis...today...

Aaaiee! It's my fault! Me and my high level of unsquickability! My fault your brain is melting! I should never have "nyeeer"ed at you! FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ever hear of a lil' thing called Agony in Pink~?

I'm quite impressed with your determination, and your stomach. I managed C*l*br**n without too much trouble, but I drew the line at Subjugation. >.
And y'know, for most people reading one legendary badfic in a day... or week... or month... is more than enough. I forsee great things for you, though I'm not going to call you a grasshopper.

Are you actively trying to send yourself flamethrower-crazy?

*offers selection of Bleeproducts*

That's even crazier than most of the veteran Boarders, and I thought most of them were well past doodle ally.

Stick with the missions instead of the fics from now on, eh?

Have you tried Draco's Christmas Cuppa yet? If you want sick-making that's a good contender.

Santa Zarquana Voostra... even by my standards you're mad.

Here. Have some Bleepulan Ale. And chocolate. And a towel, because you obviously enjoy dangerous situations and you're going to need one.

How bad could That Series be? How could it be worse than C*l*b*i*n? On second thoughts, I don't want to know.

What on Earth possessed you to read all of That Series in one go? Here, have some Bleepsinthe to wash the memory away. I've only managed to read a few of them, and I conveniently lost the link so I couldn't read any more.