Subject: Lost count of the numbers, but oh,well...
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Posted on: 2008-08-11 08:33:00 UTC

(apologies if something similar has already been done; I've read the List before, but I can't remember all the details)

#. I will not portal into a Potter fic set in book six or early book seven to rescue Remus and Tonks
- No, not even for sake of little Teddy

#. I will not debate the qualifications for being a "star" within earshot of Yvaine.
- If I do, the resulting incineration is entirely my own fault
- even if I WAS innocently referring to celebrities

#. I will not kill Eragon
- or Sapphira
- or Arya
- or Paolini

#. I will not call Worf "Mr Woof" and expect to live
- only Lwaxana gets away with that
- same applies for "Will Scarlet"

#. I will not pretend to have missed rule #_[Trojie's] and give Edmund Peter's crown
- no, not even if the gold-versus-silver thing is blatently unfair
- we all know silver's better anyway

#. I will not annoy Lucy. Her aim with that dagger is too good... and SHE'S the one holding the cordial

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