OH poor Jasen!

Subject: OH poor Jasen!
Author: JayBird
Posted on: 2008-07-01 14:27:00 UTC

Its not fair how nobody likes him and I kno what that's like. Ar you going to wright more about tehm?

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Hello again, chums! [[PPC Badfic Game 2008]] by Fanfic Land Admin on 2008-07-01 10:32:00 UTC Reply

Hello again, chums! It's that time again. We here at Fanfic Land (The Fanfic You Can't Find Anywhere Else) are always eager to help out the fans of obscure works, those you can't write for anywhere else, and today we're highlighting one of our Internet Culture categories -- the PPC.

For those of you who don't know, the PPC, or Protectors of the Plotting Continuum (or something like that) is an internet phenomenon where 'Agents' work for 'Flowers' and kill 'Sues', working out of 'Hq'. It's all very exciting, and we've had some excellent work from our members in the past!

However, sad to say, the number of writers has gone down recently -- to be precise, no one's bothered since last July. This makes us her at FanfiC Land very sad, because we like having people writing on our site! Really we do! So go on, come back to us -- and get writing!

We know the internet moves very quickly sometimes, so there may be new writers among you. If there are, remember to pick a cool username, and, of course, to write yourself a profile. You can't make it big if noone knows who you are!

FfL Admin Team

~~~~~

This, for those of you who don't know, is the PPC Badfic Game. The premise is that a website has opened (Fanfic Land, of course) which features a PPC section. The internet being what it is, this attracts a horde of writers, most of them bad, and you, my dear fellow Boarders, are those writers.

The rules aren't exactly strict, but this is a game for the PPC fandom, rather than for the Board. Unlike the 'shipfest, most of the works from this will deal with Agents and their associated 'Sues, not with their Authors. Of course, this is badfic, so Authors may well show up, but it's primarily about the Agents and the PPC, not the Boarders.

The relevant section of the website is the PPC section, and if I'm not very clear about what's going on, take a look around and see what horrors we came up with last time. Additionally, this year, I'm going to point at the Internet Culture category. At the moment it's just window dressing, designed to give the site a FF.net feel, but if anyone feels like writing a story for one of the other categories -- or one that I haven't listed -- that would be amusing. I note particularly that we have a 'Wiki Projects' category... and a PPC Wiki. I've no idea how you could write fanfic for the Wiki, but if you think you can, go for it!

It should be obvious that the name you use as a FfL writer does not have to be the same as your Board name, or any other handle you go by; only myself and kippur used the same names, and we were the first two to participate, before I'd really started FfL. So pick a fun name, and create a persona -- or more than one, there's at least a couple of people who've got two different 'accounts' with different personalities. As to posting... well. There's no automatic posting, of course -- I have to add everything in by hand, so I've got a few requests to make things easier.

First, it'd be very helpful if anyone participating for the first time 'creates an account'. What this means in practice is that you make a post giving your author name and a profile I can add to your, well, profile page. This will mean that when you leave reviews, they will be 'signed' -- they'll link back to your profile. So even if you're not writing a story, an account can be useful.

As an aside: when it comes to reviews, I pluck them from the replies to the posted chapters of the stories. This is a fully in-character game, so these reviews are more like gutsygemiwrya's 'lol romantic!!' than a Boarder saying how amusingly terrible it was. And yes, flames are allowed -- we all know it's not serious. And you can review-reply to your own story, or to your reviewers.

Following the aside, second point: when you start a story, it helps immensely if you make sure to give your FfL author name (obviously), along with the title of the story and, if possible, the details that will appear on the front page -- Category, Rating (G, PG, PG-13, R), Language, Genre. The other things I put in myself, but these four (well, Category and Language are usually PPC and English, so you don't need to mention them unless they're different) these two I'd appreciate it if you could give me. Makes my job easier.

Third, and finally, this is a game which pretends everyone is posting directly to the website. The various people throwing 'shipfics back and forth at each other in the 'shipfest was immensely amusing (and sometimes disturbing :P), but doesn't work in this format, really. In general, this one involves the first chapter of a story being attached to this post, and then the reviews to that chapter as replies to it, and the next chapter also attached to the first, and so on down.

Um... I think that covers most of it. Yes, I will be continuing the epic tale of Jaycacia Thornbyrd (OMG shes like SO COOOOOL!!) once I have a little time to think about it. If anyone has any questions that need clarifying, just ask, or check the page and use your common sense. And yes, as I said, you can have more than one account.

Oh, and thanks (blame?) go to Cassie and Neshomeh for sparking this off. I'm only posting this because I'm the one with the password to the website.

hS

Author profile. by Torian (Tasari) on 2008-07-11 19:24:00 UTC Reply

Penname: Torian
Bio: So like I'm a slashe r and Ilike random ch aaracters that nobody bothe ers with mych so if th eres an bit chara you li ek and wa tn to seehookup wit h soemone just sned me a reviw on o ne of my s tories and reqest it.
We made a joint account ... by Laburnum & kitsune106 on 2008-07-08 00:18:00 UTC Reply

Name: slasherchicsxx0930xxxx

GReetings. I'm Daisy, one of an identical twin set. i heart slash. my sister, does not. her losse. *sticke oute tongue at sistere*

Hi, Im Rosemary u can call me Ro. i luv my sister *squeehugs* even if shes weird. we shar this profile thingie an write lotsa fics togetha! i got a thezarus (no not the dinosur st00pid) for my birthdy so i use bigger wordz than her!

My sister is a crazy gotthy girl. she dissed my hello Kitty shirt. such a meanie, so having lots of slashy with my turn at writing. She wants more angsty. Agenstises needd luv, not that angst she keeps speaking of. And what is emo anyway?

Helo Kitty SUX! an emo means kewl and deep an you don;t likwe it coz ur 2 dumb to undastnad it!

o that doz it im not leting you use my nalevarnish if ur gonna be MEEEEEEEEN!

fine! u bich!

fine, dummy!

"untilted slashy thign w/foxxehs" by slasherchicsxx0930xxxx on 2008-07-08 21:25:00 UTC Reply

Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance

Chapter 1: IN which someone almosty dyes.

"DEAR any hwo concerned (make thse long word) my life here is over. I need lvonig to help me from this rut and am pushed away form any who coudl help. allteh girls are too grossed out, adn the males, afraid to ask. they have sharp pointy things I am being crusheted by Dispiar like like some depsiared crushedthingie." The foxy agent wrote, his lifeblood dripping form the tweo jagied wunds on her wrists, wondering if anyhitng could suve him. The blood, sparkling, dripped onto the paper, fortunaedtly not smearing anything.

Red burst into the rum, having heard blood dripping acrssss the HW. "Hark,do I hear the sound of a male in distress?" He had rasuhed out soo quickly,he had not gotten dressed, being in teh nudee. Then he saw whot Drkae was doign ad yeled "ONOEZ!" HE grabbedf drake and kissed him, breathing life bakc into him, with a healing kiss. He then went ot hte letter and read it, and scowled.
"DRAKLE!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!""There is so much more you can be. ther eis still tru luv for you."

DRake looked confused. "REally? I thought you liked girls?"

"I never really liked girls. but you have ot pretend to liek them here.they can be scary. they woudl do bad tginhs if you weren;t interested in them." Red shuddered, not wanting ot lose his foxhoode. He waved his arms dramaticalllly, drake nudded. "I really want a niece mael to bee wiuth. TO hold tiguigt to my. In shot, I WANT U!!!!"

Drake felt weak keneed. He felt herself falling, and was caeght inn RED’s aurms. "RED!"

Red shushed any further comments by platnign a big keisse on drauke’s leps. He broke the3 kiss. "It was U I ALWAYS LVOED> YOU!!!"

DRake melted in redd's arms. "I've always loved you too."

"Come, elt us show our love."

Drake wa s sciared n he siaid "meep", so REdd grapped the bleepka for them to use. hee undid the blpeka lid whiel he took of Drkae's shirt and then they did thos things our parhents took oure net axess away for writing about 1 time (unowotImean. Meeeen mommy *sad*) and thye fell aslp an it was soooo ky00t an adorable (a/n:see! I CAN use big wrods!).

Inside cutey, and xhausteid dRake, something moved, new life, their tru luv transpassing mere physcial laws. (a/n:stupid phsycial lwws. this is fanfic, so mpreg is possible.)

[[OOC (Laburnum): Ye gods, that was physically painful. With apologies to insanegrrl for putting Redd through this, but you did say we could use him.]]

Sorry I'm late - Account underneath. by pigeonarmy on 2008-07-07 03:29:00 UTC Reply

Name: origonalgangsta2008

Bio: Yo! My nam is Terrence, nd im gangsta. I sux at profiels, but heres go. Im 16 nd, if u can't alredy see, I like The Clover coz he's, like, totally badass if you can't see that u're stupdi. Jus so u know, I dont like mean peeps, and I will pop a cap in the asses of any1 who treis to be mean to any1. K?

First chapta for my new story will be up sun. Peece out, A town down, homies.

Ma 1st story, yeyah! by origonalgangsta2008 on 2008-07-07 03:47:00 UTC Reply

Title: Da Clover's Revenging.
Summary: Da Clover faecs heet in Compton - how dos da O-G Clover revenge his ded brotha and escape da pigs? AU. Vilence. Clover/Hycinth probly. R&R - no FLames, k?
Category: PPC
Rating: PG-13 probly
Language: Gangsta...haha, im just kiddin, English.

Chapter 1: A Memry Long Forggoten
Da alrm beepd. Da Clover woke up, his Glock by his sied. He pickd it up. Somethin was wrong, he cud smell it. He walkd outta his room and into da room opposit his. He lookd insied and yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!. "His brotha was limp on da bed, blood comin outta hi"s head and stuff. Da Clover ran to his brotha's side.

He held his bortha's hed in his arms and yelld, "I no who did this to my drotha! nD IM COMIN FOR U, CRIPS! IM COMIN TO REVENGE MY BOTHA!"

He stood up and loded his gun. "This is somethin I gots to do mysel. I gots to face up to da consekweensis of ma O-G life."

He chargd out da door and stood on his lawn.

"Tiem for Da Clova to choke some bitshes," he sed solummly.

A/N Thatz ma first chaptr, homies. R&R plz, so u cAN READ MOR b out the Da O-G, Clover. NO FLAMES
[[OOC: I'm so, so, so, so sorry, Clover. I'm really, really sorry.]]

Da Clover's Revenging Chapter 2 by origonalgangsta2008 on 2008-07-09 23:33:00 UTC Reply

Chapter 2: This Tiem its Personal

Da Clover kickd open da door to the small house. It was smoky nd he herd coffing comin from inside. Da Clover new somethn wsas going to happn, so he liftd up hiss gun. Da hed of the Venimmis Tentacle pooked round da cornr. "WHOSIT?" he yelld.

"Ure stoned," Da Clover replid.

"WHOSIT?" Venimmis Tentacl replyed agen.

"Its Da Clover, bitcg, Da Clover sed menasingly. And Ive com to revenge ma bro.

"OHSHIT" the Tentercle yelled, and he tryed to ran outside. Da Clover cort him and pushd him to the griund.

T"ell me whu killd ma bro" Da Clover yelld, shovin da Tentercle's face in da dirt.

"You wont beleeve me, Tantacle sad.

"TELL ME ANYWAY SO THAT I MSY REVENGE MY BRO AND FIX DIS SITCHEWASHIN" Clover yelld bittaly.

"Fine" Tendacle sed. "The SO did it."

"WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DO NOT WANT" CLOVER YELled fufiously. He bashd the Tenrtacles hed in2 the goround til the Tentcle was ded and stood up, ters stremng down his face.

"SO was ma frend. Why wuld he kill ma bro? I must find out so I can faec up to him and revenge ma bro.'

Da Clover turnd on his cellphone and calld the Hycinth. "Yo, Hycinth," Da Clover saed. "Its Da Clover. SO killd my bro. Can yo help me kill SO? Kthnx." Da Clover hung up.

"Lets do dis thin,' he sed solummly.

A/N Second chaptR! R&R! Da Clover is such a badass hey yeH! No FLAMES!

You are a complete imbocile. by With_Canon_You_Can (Anonymous) on 2008-07-10 00:32:00 UTC Reply

If there is one person on this abbysmal site who deserves flames, it's you.

I'm going to put this in very short, simple words, that even someone of your pea-sized intellect can understand:

Stop.
Writing.
Now.

SCREW YOU, FLAMER! by origonalgangsta2008 on 2008-07-10 03:22:00 UTC Reply

Why dos ma storie suk, huh? Why? Can u do betta? Weres ur storie huh? GO DI IN A DTCH, FLAMA YOU PRIK. U maek fun of my and my pepsp and u maek mistaeks!!! God, pissof, you imbecile (yea I checkd dictionary.com!)!!

oo dats not fair da pooor floweres! by Lady Cyskia on 2008-07-08 05:05:00 UTC Reply

how culd u do dis 2 DA CLOVR????

[[OOC: Sedri, still twitching from deliberate bad typing, apologises profusely. She is also taking great delight in typing out full words with no numerals or misspellings, and would probably continue forever if she didn't have work to do...]]

[[OOC: I actually did some research beforehand...]] by pigeonarmy on 2008-07-07 03:32:00 UTC Reply

Some being looking at profiles of people with "gangsta" in their name. One made me laugh with his attempts at being "gangsta", so I've based it mostly off of him. There was something so inconsistent about his account...you can see it here - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1222081/BURNER2-Gangsta_Gangsta-CL - and if anyone's involved in Code Lyoko fic, you might just wanna take a look. I have a feeling he ain't the greatest fic writer. :P

Account time by just_thedoctor on 2008-07-03 17:31:00 UTC Reply

Name: im_tehmarster
Profile: oh hi I'm not really the master but he is so prette!!1 so i stole his name, lol. NEway, i'll right someting sooon, teh pppc is grate, LOTR SUCKSSS!!!11!!
Account by Tomato on 2008-07-02 22:55:00 UTC Reply

Name: MoggetsGurl

Profile: Im Melany and i think the so is the the best in the hole ppc and he hasnt found anyone yet becaus hes waiting for his lost luv the Raven Rose and thats what my storys about. and i have 17 stories for abhorsen on fanfiction.net and u shoud all go look at them!

Favs:
Books: the abhorsen books by garth nix (the parts with Mogget in!!!!11!), harry potter, twiligt
Music: Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers
Colors: black and silver and gold
Food: choclate, starbucks coffee

[[OOC: Yes, it's Melany the Mogget-luster from the Abhorsen OFU. It seemed silly to make up another fangirl character when I already had one. How can she be here and at the OFU at the same time? Um...this is a Melany from an alternate dimension where there are no OFUs, brought here by a rouge plothole (not to be confused with a rogue one).]]

The Raven Rose by Tomato on 2008-07-02 23:04:00 UTC Reply

Title: The Raven Rose
Summery: The SOs lost luv returns to the ppc but she has a dark secrit. can there luv survive?

Prolouge

The plothole started fading as the so jumped thru it back 2 his office. Raven tryed to follow him but the hole was already to small. she reached a leaf thru the plothole to touch his petals

"raven" he cryed "cant you get thru"

"its too small" Raven said "i luv you"

Then the plothole closed and Raven was gone! (AN: Oh no!) The SO sat on the flore of his office and cryed for days and noone could make him happy ever again and thats why hes so cranky to everyone.

but everythings about to change...

AN: Uhoh, a cliffie! Whats going to happen next! Youll see soon!
And i KNOW flowers cant really jump but they cant really talk either so there!

more of the Raven Rose by MoggetsGurl on 2008-07-03 01:47:00 UTC Reply

thanks kawaiiichisgurl4eva for reviewign! everyone else should be like you! im glad you liked it

chapter 1

agent rebecca stepped thru the portal into rivendel (AN: is that how you spell it?) and looked around. the marysue was rite in front of her talking to legolas. rebecca lifted her sord. "princess sparkly your charged with being a marysue prepare to die!" She said.

but the marysue was to fast! she shot a bolt of litening at rebecca! rebecca dov to the ground! her sword fell from her hand to far away to reach!

suddenly the sue screamed! rebecca looked up and the sue was gone! legolas wanderd off confused. there in front of rebecca was a beautiful black Rose with gold trim on her petals and pale violet leaves. she shone in the evning sunlight.

"i am the Raven Rose" she said.

"b-but how did you do that?" rebecca asked "where did the sue go?"

"ill explain later" the Raven Rose said "take me to the so imediately"

AN: plz r + r! reviews are nice!

[[OOC: What's sad is that I used to write stories like this. Only with more apostrophes.]]

Review! by origonalgangsta2008 on 2008-07-07 03:50:00 UTC Reply

Thats sum ciil stuff dere, homie. I wanna red mor.

Needs mor gangsta stuff, tho (lol, jus kiddin. Its awsum.)
FLAMEORS!!!1 by im_tehmarster on 2008-07-03 17:33:00 UTC Reply

i dont like to flame but YOURE STORY SUCKSS11!! ROSES CANT BE BLCAK STUPID!!!1 AN LOTR IS STUPDI TO!!!!1

FLAMERZ SUCK! by brandywine_baby89 on 2008-07-04 00:19:00 UTC Reply

AND SO DO U!!! LOTR DOS NOT SUCL, LORT IS AWSOME!!!! HOA DARE U SAY THAT!!! MEANIE!!!

(( OOC: Forgive me? ))

((If you can forgive me, I don't hate LotR, really)) (nm) by im_tehmarster on 2008-07-04 01:07:00 UTC Reply

[[OOC: If you'll forgive my atrocious punctuation... by MoggetsGurl on 2008-07-04 03:28:00 UTC Reply

...I can forgive your blasphemous LOTR-bashing.]]

I ONLE FLAME STUPID POEPLE LIEK YOU!!@!!@ by im_tehmarster on 2008-07-04 01:05:00 UTC Reply

ALL FANTASE IS DUM AND SULD BE BUNRED!!! AN I ONLY FLAM PEIPLE THAT DESERVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG ur so meen! by Hikau Yagami on 2008-07-04 12:09:00 UTC Reply

ur so nasite n i bet ur jst jelos!!!!

ur stuped by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-03 17:35:00 UTC Reply

roeses can 2 be blake i no bcuz i seen it on ncis were gibs alwaiys gave abie blac roses wen seh did a gud job or neded chering up so tere ur stuped

YOUR THE STUPDI ONE1111!!! by im_tehmarster on 2008-07-04 01:03:00 UTC Reply

ONLY FAEK ROSESES ARE BLACK THEIR ARE NO RAEL BLACK ROSES THEY HAVE NVER GROWN THEM YOU ARE THE STUBID ONE!!@!@!

STOPID FLAMR URE A PRIK! by origonalgangsta2008 on 2008-07-09 23:50:00 UTC Reply

Cant beleve pepl liek you can use compiters, ure obvidusl a grumpe old man or s pifg. ANd there is suci thingd as blak rosis, you dumares! STOP UR FLAMN!

reviw by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-03 17:25:00 UTC Reply

omg taht was so awsum adn i luved hw teh ravin roes kiled taht marrysu ded and plz red and revie my ficcie cuz its awsum liek tihs
Review!!!11 by Hikau Yagami on 2008-07-03 10:22:00 UTC Reply

Teh raven rose is so prettyy~

ong whut happnd 2 teh sue????

lol teh so is teh awesumest n kawaii like rite???
Reveiw by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-03 04:36:00 UTC Reply

Awww tihs was lovely i nevr knwe taht the SO had a gf! Pleas let them gete baack togerthe!

Oopsie! by MoggetsGurl on 2008-07-03 00:20:00 UTC Reply

Forgot these parts
Genre: romance
Rating: pg
wow by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-02 23:07:00 UTC Reply

taht was relly cole and wil raven roes and teh so get bake 2getha culd u plz updaet son bcuz i relly want 2 no and plz revue my awsum stroi abut cerrin trip and anseal cuz i want 2 no wahy evry1 tihnks abut tehir luv 4 eahc ohta liek i watn 2 no abut raven ros and teh so

[[OOC: Does it hurt to type like that?]] (nm) by Tomato on 2008-07-02 23:23:00 UTC Reply

[[OOC: Yes, it hurts a lot. I'm going to need more M&Ms]] (nm) by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-02 23:26:00 UTC Reply

[[OOC: How about some NM & NMs?]] by MoggetsGurl on 2008-07-03 00:24:00 UTC Reply

[[Still OOC: I think I have some lying around somewhere.]]

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name: i pwnz u allz0rs, cuz i do!

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an my f1rst st0ri!!!11! dont flame cus i can kel u!1!!11 rly i kan

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an: TEH CLIFFIE REVU FOR MREO!!1!!!1

[[...my brain hurts. ;_; I almost misspelled that. Urgh, the horrors deliberate misspelling does to you.

And this is insanegrrl, by the way.]]

TEH SECUND CAHPPIE1!!!11!!1112!1!!33@!! by i pwnz u allz0rs. on 2008-07-03 16:08:00 UTC Reply

DRIAIKAN WUZ SCREEMNG U R A EVAL BICH1!!11!!! MNAX U MUS TDIE!!!!1!!!1111! BUT TEHN teh sufnlor ofical runing in adn screem MENX MI LUV NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO an dtehn he shit lasre beems form ihs ptelas O NO UD ONT DARIKNA SHOTED NAD TNEH EH KIKED TEHS UNFLURE OFDICIL ITNO TEH WAL!!111!11111! O NO MAH HOMYES U DONT SCREEMD TEH SO (AN; IM JUS TGONNA SEY SO FRMO NO WON KEY/?/??!!1?) ADN TEH SO GRABED IHS LEG BTU TEHN DRAIKAN USDE MAGIK AN PROTALED AWEY THO HED INT AVE A MASHIN MNAX SCREMED GETH IM SO1!!111!!!! BTU TEHN SHDAOW SHOWT NO U DONT ANTEHN HSE KIKED TEH EVAL LEZBIN BICH MAXN I TEH HED1!111!!!11 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCREMED TEHSO BTU SHAODW RUN AWY BFOR HE CULDO ANITING. JIL AN RED HALP MI SEH SHUTED SO TEHY CAIME OTU O FTEHR RV AN SHTO A TEH SO A BEUAUTIFULLL FOXLADI SED O RED U R MAZXIN AN RDE HUGED EHR AN SED O VASIDIIDELLLASID UR MI LIV AN LUV AN JIL WUXZ AN EVAL LEZBIN AN SHIOT @ SHADWO BTU TEHHN HTEY KILED EHR CUXZ SEH WUZ ELSBIN DEI LEZXBIOTCHEZ1!!111!!#11!! RED AN SHADWO AN VASID (an LOL HRE NAEMS TO LNOG I SHROTN IT_) PROTLED AWEY SCREMIG KIL TEH LEZBICHEZZZZZZZ!11!!!!!111!

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"Um. Manx?"

"Yeah?"

"Um."

"What?"

A pause.

"It's really bad."

A chair scraped across the floor. "What is?"

Another long pause.

A click.

"This..."

A much briefer pause.

"Oh. Good. Glods."

Pause.

"Kill?"

"Yes. KILL."

awsum by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-03 17:27:00 UTC Reply

i lieked it and taht evel bithc neded 2 dye

[[OOC: Smites enter key. This is part of the above review]] by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-03 17:28:00 UTC Reply

but waht was wiht teh wirednes at teh end was it manks and sahdwo cuz tehy semed 2 be relly out of charter if u no waht i meen

Reveiw by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-03 04:33:00 UTC Reply

OMG i cant even reed taht ur writn is teh worts ive ever seen! u need a betta reader sseroiusly tehn mayb ill reed it adn give yuo a beter reveiw but rite now it sux!

[[Sorry! I just had to post a flame somewhere.]]

nooooo ur s0000 m3333333n!!1!11111@11!!!`~ by i pwnz u allz0rs. on 2008-07-03 15:45:00 UTC Reply

i h8 u ur awlfu an u hav secs w/ ur kats so tehre!!1!!1!1111! it dusnt mater wat i tloks lyke sloong as u canr ead it rite/??/???!???!?1//111?!!

Reply to nooooo ur s0000 m3333333n!!1!11111@11!!!`~ by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-03 20:41:00 UTC Reply

OMG u r seroisly in ned of an atitude chagnge i wuz only tryin 2 hepl and yuo give me all tihs greif! i dont even ahve cats i dont kep pets but i bet u do adn u do it wiht ur mum too!!!!!111 u ned to grow upa and r get a lief insteda of bein so ffin rude to ppl who r onnly tryin to help YUO!

Revuw by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-02 23:04:00 UTC Reply

yays thus is relly gud and i tihkn u shuld rite more and plz revue my stroi its cerrin trip and ansela luv stroi and u can find it by luking and u shuld red it bcuz its relly gud liek urs is

[[I think everyone's brain is hurting. I'm going through packs of M&Ms like they're going out of fashion, ~~and no I am not addicted to them thank you very much, not any more than any other kind of chocolate~~.

Ansela, who is going kind of insane and is getting ready to post a third 'chapter'.]]
o rite ya im aspaz by i pwnz u allz0rs. on 2008-07-02 22:49:00 UTC Reply

stori infeo!1!!

titl: uhn...kant tihnk o desen ttitle, wil pots l8r

r8ing; um pg13 cuz fo d33p stufsz

l0l ive wrtn a storiie! by drrk_ayngel_hez on 2008-07-02 11:04:00 UTC Reply

Title: vampyr in teh ppc!!
Summary: ok so mi new agents r vamprs n tihs is a sotry abt tehm!!1
Category: PPC
Rating: PG-13
Language: English

Okay so 1 day agnt kya felt hungy for BLOOD……so she wnet 2 teh hry potr contnyiuimrm (a/n is tat hw u speel it lol) nd seh met…EBONY DARK’NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY… n tehy wnt 2 hgwrtz n fed on dumbldor cuz hes a mwd old coot (a/n lol!) n tehn dmbldor dyed cuz he sux n tehn kaya got a medsge from…TEH SNFLOR OFFICL…n he sed ‘agent smith (a/n lyk from teh matrix lol!) u r a bd ppc agnt n i hv 2 suspnd u’ n kaa said ‘screw u im a vampire’ (a/n lol that stpid so nds 12 dieeee!!!11) tn teh sonflowr offical said ‘piss off’ n kaya sd ‘gladly’. so tehn seh wnet 2 hr parnet candus hu sed ‘r u a vampre’ and kaya sed ‘eyah’ n cadmus sed ‘so am i lol’. n tehn tey wnt 2 al teh contn cu cond worlds n kilsd teh preps lyk kayas sistr chantel. TEH EDN lol!

a/n so tahts all lol i no its a bt shrot if u wnt mor plz review n NO FLAMMS taht mens u whcannonu_can u suk!!1

[[OOC: Ouch. If my Agents see that, they'll never forgive me. No, neither of them are vampires and their names are not spelt right. If anyone is interested, yes, Kaya's surname is Smith, but I thought of that before I realised all the matrix jokes that would follow. 'Candus/Cadmus'' name is actually Camdus. Thank you - Lynxihez out!]]

Oh, yes, of course I'm going to do exactly what you say. by With_Canon_You_Can (Anonymous) on 2008-07-02 23:56:00 UTC Reply

*eyeroll*

Honestly, what do you think this is, your personal playground for your sugar-driven talentless ravings? This is a site for FANfiction, fiction written by FANs of the PPC. To be a fan, you need a working brain, QED, you are distinctly underqualified. Moron.

[[OOC: WCYC is starting to scare me.]]

HEY FLAMA YOU A BRSTRD! by origonalgangsta2008 on 2008-07-09 23:57:00 UTC Reply

Whydid yui say that its FANficshun wich mens FANS wret it nd any1 cn be a fFAN, not jst u and ure pig frends ho go roumnd opprdshin my peeps and bein racist and stuff. ND WERES UR STORY, HUH?

Ots god storie. Da agents coolm and Dumbledor dos suick, hes studip and oppresice and stuf..

[[OOC: Terribly, terribly sorry. I don't think you're racist or oppressive or a pig. This is what happens when young white children take rap too literally, heh.]]
stop being mean! by MoggetsGurl on 2008-07-03 00:29:00 UTC Reply

there not talentless its a good story! didnt anyone teach you not 2 be mean to people?

[[OOC: I think we're all starting to scare ourselves.]]

[[OOC: Indeed. Very scary. My eyes hurt...]] (nm) by Sedri on 2008-07-03 02:13:00 UTC Reply

kewl by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-02 23:10:00 UTC Reply

teh so is a meeny an he was rong and ur agnets r cole cuz i liek vamprires and culd u plz reveiw mai stroi plz evn tho it doesnt has vamprires in it bcuz it had a luv seen insted hehehe
Reveiw by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-02 17:58:00 UTC Reply

I lyk tihs sotry but tehy wer a bit viloent andhurt poeple. Vampiers in the PPc dont hurt ppl form the canonworlds if tehy dont do bdad stuf liek bein marysyues.I tihnk u shuld make kaya mor like sellene or taht guy in flotrs whos gay (i thikn hiz name is archer adn hes reely smart).
Reveiw by x0xpsychOvampierchickx0x on 2008-07-02 11:12:00 UTC Reply

Mor vampiers in teh ppc !!11!!!
Pls write mor - ther shud be mor vampiers in teh ppc becos they ar so kewl (an so ar bishies - mayb u cud writ a vampier-bishie? *pupy-dog eys*)
pls pls writ mor
x0xpsychOvampierchickx0x

My Profile by x0xpsychOvampierchickx0x on 2008-07-02 10:28:00 UTC Reply

Name: x0xpsychOvampierchickx0x
Bio: Hi *smiles, fangs shin* ! i'm x0xpsychovampeirchickx0x cos i am obsesed with vampiers and i ama psyho (or my freinds say i am lol). i reely liek writing ppc stroies cause ther are so many characers to writ about and tere are VAMPIERS which is teh kewlness (altho there shud be more vampiers in teh ppc)
i h8 ppl makeing bad reveiws on stroies (if u can't say anythig gud, thn dont say anthing at all, lozers XD) an ppl who thnk thta yaio is not kewl - yaoi is soooo kawaii an ther shud be way more yaio in teh ppc cause tehy hav sum kewl psycho bishies!!!111!!
see u pppl around*gos off to rite stroies*

[[Oh dear gods, my brain hurts... 'Tis I, Fynn, if you hadn't gathered that already - I'll probably only be reviewing, but anyone is welcome to use my agents *is going to regret saying that*]]
Account creation by Crystal on 2008-07-02 10:23:00 UTC Reply

Account Name: Blondeelfkitty
Profile: well i like teh ppc ans teh so is my fav!!!!!1!"! i like aal teh hawt guys in teh ppc 2!!!!!!!!!11!i'm riting my own agent 2 she is reely hwat as well!1!!1!!!!
L8Rs

[[Brain....is....dying....UGH]]

A Goth IN Teh PPc by Blondeelfkitty on 2008-07-03 10:11:00 UTC Reply

A/N this is my first storie so plz b kind 2 me!!!!1!!

angelika crystal ravensong (a/n isn't her namew just teh kewlest???), was the most beutiful girl in the ppc. she had wate lrnth straight hair which wasas black os ebony and sprakling amber eyes she was also a tepepth who could reasd minsd 9a/n that is so kewl 2 i wish i was a telepath!!) but noone liked her bcause she was 2 pretty.
1 day she desided 2 becum a goth bcause every1 h8ted her.
maybe if i shoe them how sensitive i am then they won't bully me any mor she thort.
angelika started waring all black cliyhes and suddenly every1 started 2 be nicer 2 her.
but she was still unhappy so she used 2 cut her slf 2 get rid of teh painb. (a/n she was raped by hwr stepdad b4 she came 2 the ppc u know)
1 day she cut herself so much that she fell into a coma then her partner cane alonf. hay wake up!! she sadf (a/n i can't b bothered 2 make up a name 4 her partner bcause she isn't very nice!!) come on we have a mission the nshe saw teh blod.
OMGWTF she shouted u need 2 go the medicl dptmenyt. she piked up angelica and ran down teh hall 2 medical.
pls help she shouted my partner is hert!
teh medical staf grabbed angelik from her and put her in a bed (a/n i saw er where this exact same thing happened so im basing it on that. er is great!!)
OMG her hart has stopped shouted a nurse we need to start it again stst! they pressed teh electric pad things 2 angelikas chest and yelled clear! angelika jumped as the electric wnt through her and her hart stared again. she opened her eyes ans aksed what happned?

AN Cliffie! i'm so evil!!!! i want 5 reviews then ill continu this fis. it is definatly teh best fic i hav eva written! plz r&r. no flames

[[OOC: I think my brain esploded! I feel all dirty and the lack of commas is making my eyes water!]]

oh noooooOoooOOOOOoOoOO! by Lady Cyskia on 2008-07-04 07:12:00 UTC Reply

anglka cant di dats jus so bad n men an u must sav herrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
kakoi by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-03 17:40:00 UTC Reply

taht was so kewl and i hop angleika can fidn sum1 woh undrestadns hre and can hepl her b a goht 4eva adn not b liek her meenie pratenr wo neds 2 serosly dye

Account Creation! by Hikau Yagami Inkling on 2008-07-02 10:04:00 UTC Reply

Account name: Hikau Yagami
Profile: HAAAAAII! im Hikau yagami n i luv deathnote! its teh best mang eva!!!111! n i luv L so stay awaii!! lol!1
im suck a gud wrytr n i luc teh ppc so i;l post storyies sooooon1111!

[[Ouch. Head hurts.]]

Teh Tradgey of teh Sunflower!!! by Hikau Yagami on 2008-07-02 10:29:00 UTC Reply

Title: Teh Tradgey of teh Sunflower!!!
Author: Hikau Yagami
Rating: G
Genre: Romance/Tragedy
Summary: Hikary's new luv is undr a curse!!!! Hikary/???

an; omg nes storie yay!!! n i used a spellcheck so ther!

once dere was agurl.her name wuz teh mostest aweson name eva! it was Hikary!111 she wuz a Member of the pppc n she was teh bestest agent der waz!
she waz soooo gd dat teh sunlower caled her in alon wit her patner teh mean n nasty Salexer (an i knw he haz a patner but idunt leik circe).
'Hikary' syed teh sunflower,
'ya/'
'i luv u' he siad.
Hikary n her patner gashed. 'what/1' shouted salazr
'but ur a flower1' shoyted hikary.'we cant!'
'im not a flower'cried teh sunflwoer.'im a human. i wyz a garystu n tis is muy punishment'

an; omg cliffie111 ill onlie update if i get at kest 3 reveiwz!!!!!

Teh Tradgey of teh Sunflower! 2~ by Hikau Yagami on 2008-07-03 03:20:00 UTC Reply

omg tnhx fir teh revies!!! ya u wer ritem JAkacia is teh nestest! so Hikary's tye 2nd, k?
brandywinebaby89: i no rite?
WithCanonYouCan: umm thnx? but ur stll a menie!
kawaiiichisgurl4eva:i no wirt!?
MoggetsGirl: ur so menn ubig nsaite!
Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr: ya idunno whut zen is but it sonds kool.

Hikary runned to teh so. 'omg nowai!'she yeldd 'woo? iwill fee u frmur cuse!'
'it wuz...'but fre teh sunfwie cold tel, he fekk ovr!!!
Hikary cryed 'whut?' n saw slazar wth a arrow!!!!
slazr laffed mennieliek. 'i klled him!!!' he yelled. 'cuz teh floers payed meh 2!!!!'
Hikary sterted 2 cry ters of sadess. it wuz all teh flers falt!
slazwr laffed. 'stuuupid gurl' hesaid 'ony a sue cn sve him nao.'
Hikary hasped cuz she didnt wnna be a sue cuz tey were nasie! but she hd 2 cuz she had 2 sve er tru luv!!!!
'slazer' she sayd. 'ur a nastie agent. u traytor!!!!'
Salwer just laffed agan. 'but ull neva sve ur tru luv.'

omg a cliffei agin!!!!

[[OOC: WCYC, I feel honored. xD]]

[[OOC: What's a nsaite? by MoggetsGurl on 2008-07-03 05:05:00 UTC Reply

I'm guessing "nasty," maybe?]]

[[OOC: Exactly. by Hikau Yagami Inkling on 2008-07-03 09:48:00 UTC Reply

Amazing what words you come up with when you try to spell them wrong.]]

ooo dat is so SAD! what an eeeeevil pnishmet! by Lady Cyskia on 2008-07-03 02:10:00 UTC Reply

no 1 desrves 2 b turned in2 a floower!
OMG!!! by brandywine_baby89 on 2008-07-03 00:02:00 UTC Reply

OMG!!! I totally kne it! that xplains eveything lol!

Only Hiakry can't b the best agent in the PPC beause Jakacia is akready, so mebby u should fix that!

XOXOX
Well, what do you know. by With_Canon_You_Can (Anonymous) on 2008-07-02 23:49:00 UTC Reply

One of you cretins actually got something right. The SO, as you have, I'll be generous, 'written' him, is indeed a Marty-Sam (it's not 'Garystu', moron, don't you know anything?). But that still doesn't make up for your sheer, bone-shattering ignorance in the matter of anything else.
teh so is a garrystew!!!!1!! by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-02 23:14:00 UTC Reply

i alwaiys new teher was sumtihng difrent abut him adn hes muhc coler as a stu adn i bet it was 1 of teh ohter 'flours' taht mad him 1 bcuz tehy was jeloz of him and hickory shuld fre him form his cruse so they can b 2getha 4eva and plz revew mai stroi as wel bcuz its a romacne liek tihs but wiht agnets isnted of teh so and its relly cole juts liek tihs
Review by Tomato on 2008-07-02 23:07:00 UTC Reply

Thats stupid. he doesnt need to be a garystu to be awesome becaus hes already awesoem so there.

[[OOC: Put in wrong name...review's from MoggetsGurl.]] (nm) by Tomato on 2008-07-02 23:08:00 UTC Reply

Reveiw by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-02 17:49:00 UTC Reply

OMG! Teh So was a garyStU? Tahst like zen or somehting. I dont no waht zen is but it soubnd kool adn my mum ssays it a lot.

But tehre cant be anotehr agetn whos the BESTEST cos Jaycacia is teh bestest! U culd say she waz beter tahn all the otehr agnets but noyt Jaycacia.

Account by CirГchen AnekГЎth on 2008-07-02 05:46:00 UTC Reply

Username: k0di369
Profile: im oviously mucch l337er than u bcause ur reeding dis & im writin it haha
wel im a 12 yrs old girl an im lyk, reely smart cuz i got zecond place in teh hole stait in dese exams so i lyk pwn, an i live in mezico an i tink theh ppc is relly awesom but i don undrstan wot tey ave agains sues. if u anoy mi i will lyk, kik ur butt an send u a viiirus muahahaaa!!11
but rally i hav a quession; lik y is gramer so inportan. an dus ny1 no wat ppc miniz wuld b. cuz 1 ov tehm wuld b rlly kool.

[[OOC: Because I'm a stickler for proper pronunciations even when canon is going to a silly-Boarders-induced Hell, the name's pronounced Cody-three-six-nine - 369 just thought that it would be s0 teh kool if it were in odd-spelling-ese. *sigh* I hate hate hate the people in my head. Really I do.
[[My brain is dead. Mourn it.
[[However this is going to be interesting. Though I think I'll only comment. And the bit about the exam is actually true, if you take the badly written chatspeak, netspeak, 1337 and cat-on-keyboard out. Yay exam... well, not, but it lets me brag. And iffen I canst brag (I will stop messing with words... That was hard and now I'm making more typos than usual from that. Ai Tórok.), then I'm going to be quiet now.
[[Yees. I will be quiet. I will be quiet, and very, very frightened.]]
luv in hQ by AgafndYou on 2008-07-02 04:35:00 UTC Reply

one upon a time ther was a gurl namd Krista n she was a ppc agent n she likd to blow things up! so on day she was walkin thru hQ n she saw a cute boy agent n she say "hi!" and he say "hi!" back n she say "my names Krista!" and he say "my names Brenden!" and she blush cuz no ones evr ben this nice to her bfor and she say "ur cute!" and he say "ur cute too! will u be my gf!" and she say "yes i will be ur gf!" and they kiss n then someon com up bhind them and say "no u cant b togethr Krista is min!" and he nock Brenden out n kidnap Krista!

OMG CLIFFIE! R&R!! PLZ!!!1

[[OOC: Brain...ow...]]

OMG CHAPPIE 2!!!!!11! by AgafndYou on 2008-07-03 04:31:00 UTC Reply

AN: so i left u at a cliffie hahahaha but now u get 2 no waht happenz!

so Krista wake up n she iz tyd up n ther iz tape over her mouth n she try to screem but no one can here her. then somone come up to her n say "u r my prizoner now hahahahahaha!" n Krista screem n screem but no on can heer her. then the evil dude uncuvr his face n it is teh Markee de Sod n he say "Krista i luv u i hav always luvd u!" n Krista say "eeeeeeew! ur a plant!" n he say "yes but u mak the sap n my vains run fastr!" n Krista say "WTF u r weerd" n then the Markee say "OMG i luv u to much lets make out" n Krista say "NOOOOOO!" n then the wall explode!

OMG!! NOTHER CLIFFIE!! DONT FORGET 2 R&R!!!!!!

[[OOC: *headdesk*]]
Review!!!11 by Hikau Yagami Inkling on 2008-07-02 10:14:00 UTC Reply

omg whuts gonna happn1/

im so gelous of krita, she getsta blow thingz uo!!!!

rite moreeee!!1
Reveiw for Childhood Crush by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-02 05:53:00 UTC Reply

Oh noes waht is gonna happen to krista!????//!!1

I liek tihs story but u need to rite more! I wanna kno about waht happens!!1 Brenden is sooo kool he gest to blow stuf up and is not baad lookin iether!

[[Ack...just "reveiw", not the other bit]] (nm) by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2008-07-02 05:54:00 UTC Reply

A review in the 'name' of k0di369 by CirГchen AnekГЎth on 2008-07-02 05:52:00 UTC Reply

wll afagndu u hav lyk an intrestin stori but i tink maby u shud hav krista an brendin know eachuzer 4 loger cuz a fren ov myn haz lyked dis boi 4 years an shi stil hasntt told im dat zhe lyks hm so in lyk 2 minuts is relly irrealistic but it luks intrestin lyk i sayd plz uppy-d8 s000n!!11!

AttE
k0di369 teh 1337~!!11!!

[[OOC: I even managed to misspell the "author"'s name. This is a new low. I shall now contemplate it.]]

[[OOC]] You can just put k0di369... by Huinesoron on 2008-07-02 16:54:00 UTC Reply

... in the 'Author' box when posting a review, rather than your own name.

hS

The thing is... by CirГchen AnekГЎth on 2008-07-02 20:04:00 UTC Reply

I don't type 'author' in manually, I just sign in. Therefore, this is easier, I think.

Account by Sara on 2008-07-02 04:26:00 UTC Reply

Name: AgafndYou

Profile: OMG i LUUUUV teh PPC tehy r soooooooooo amzng an kool n stuf but i LUUUUUUUUV brenden OMG he is SOOOOOOOO cute!!!11!!11!

[[OOC: My brain hurts. Oh, well. At least my username's somewhat sane.]]
Account by WikiMaster on 2008-07-02 02:58:00 UTC Reply

Name:Burning Watier

Profile: Hi! My name is Burning Water and i'm an aspiring weriter. I like to write stuff about the PPC especially the Femmes.

Story: The Love of Melba. by Burning Watier on 2008-07-06 06:02:00 UTC Reply

Summary:A story about the love and life of Melba,the Smut Carver.

Melba was running through the corridors of HQ,thinking about the life she had lost forever.

Picnics in the soft grass...

Rejuvinating dives in lakes of pure azure...

Wild dances under the night sky...

And all in the confines of HQ...

However,it was all taken from her when one fine day,the Flowers kidnapped her and took her to a secret lab,where they dressed her in black leather and whipped her unmercifully.

Saying that "they needed something to keep your fellow Agents in line",they pumped Sue compounds into her body and forced her to read one thousand and one bad smut ideas.

They kept tourturing her for three days and three nights,until they released her into a grey and cruel world.

There,she did her duty well,traumatizing her former comrades with her evil and strange ways.

After brooding(gothically) about what her life had become, she continued running along the passageways,crying.

Then she met Melvin.

He was the only person who saw through the veil of disgust that she had woven about herself. He was the only person that cared about her despite what she has done.

She surrendered to him,and they had nights of love in convinient broom closets and patches of grass that appeared whenever they were.

However,the Flowers were wrathful that she had found love,and they sent an army of Evil Dandelions to destroy her happiness. She used all her abilities to protect her loved one,but was shot by one of their hired snipers.

Using the last of her powers to teleport Melvin to safety,she expired.

Melvin then later founded a brotherhood of gallant smut Knights(and priests,can't have a cult whithout priests)that lasted until this day: THE CULT OF THE SMUT CARVER!

~~~~~
The Sub Rosa looked up from the piece of paper she had been holding,and said: "I've never seen such a horrible pack of lies my entire life!"

"You'll get over it,my fellow Board Member,said the Marquis de Sod."

"You're right. Judging by the reports sent by my Department,not even the Cult members belived the fic,evenafterMelvin neuralyzed them."

"Really?"

Yes.

"Phew! I tought I might have to treat you to some Bleeperin just to calm your nerves.Not that I tought that was a bad thing,of course."

Don't worry. Now,is it just me,or are Het!Author-Wraiths stalking us...

[[OOC]]Oops! I think I posted two versions at once! by WikiMaster on 2008-07-06 06:05:00 UTC Reply

Please use the latter one in the site.

And forget the first one, there was an italics mistake. by WikiMaster on 2008-07-06 06:06:00 UTC Reply

Sorry!

Oops! I meant the second one! by WikiMaster on 2008-07-06 13:50:00 UTC Reply

Sorry for adding to the confusion!

Story: The Love of Melba. by Burning Watier on 2008-07-06 06:01:00 UTC Reply

Summary:A story about the love and life of Melba,the Smut Carver.

Melba was running through the corridors of HQ,thinking about the life she had lost forever.

Picnics in the soft grass...

Rejuvinating dives in lakes of pure azure...

Wild dances under the night sky...

And all in the confines of HQ...

However,it was all taken from her when one fine day,the Flowers kidnapped her and took her to a secret lab,where they dressed her in black leather and whipped her unmercifully.

Saying that "they needed something to keep your fellow Agents in line",they pumped Sue compounds into her body and forced her to read one thousand and one bad smut ideas.

They kept tourturing her for three days and three nights,until they released her into a grey and cruel world.

There,she did her duty well,traumatizing her former comrades with her evil and strange ways.

After brooding(gothically) about what her life had become, she continued running along the passageways,crying.

Then she met Melvin.

He was the only person who saw through the veil of disgust that she had woven about herself. He was the only person that cared about her despite what she has done.

She surrendered to him,and they had nights of love in convinient broom closets and patches of grass that appeared whenever they were.

However,the Flowers were wrathful that she had found love,and they sent an army of Evil Dandelions to destroy her happiness. She used all her abilities to protect her loved one,but was shot by one of their hired snipers.

Using the last of her powers to teleport Melvin to safety,she expired.

Melvin then later founded a brotherhood of gallant smut Knights(and priests,can't have a cult whithout priests)that lasted until this day: THE CULT OF THE SMUT CARVER!

~~~~~
The Sub Rosa looked up from the piece of paper she had been holding,and said: "I've never seen such a horrible pack of lies my entire life!"

"You'll get over it,my fellow Board Member,said the Marquis de Sod."

"You're right. Judging by the reports sent by my Department,not even the Cult members belived the fic,evenafterMelvin neuralyzed them."

"Really?"

Yes.

"Phew! I tought I might have to treat you to some Bleeperin just to calm your nerves.Not that I tought that was a bad thing,of course."

Don't worry. Now,is it just me,or are Het!Author-Wraiths stalking us...
Story: Makes-Things is Back! by Burning Watier on 2008-07-04 11:17:00 UTC Reply

It is boring in the Afterlife,Makes-Things thought one day.

Not enough babes(even though Arwen,Imbolc and {until she got resurrected} Jayacacia tried to make up for this).

I know! I'll resurrect myself!

Chanting powerful Korean latin spells,he created himself a new body clothed in black leather. After teleporting it to DoSAT,he then merged into it.

He was met by a huge mob of Babes.

The first one who managed to 'pleasure' him was Elanor Liasom. Next was Morticia(who was once morti...il he transformed himself using a magic wand). Then, Jay and Acacia; along with Selene and Narta(who was once Natro, until he used one of Daffyda's Sue Artefacts) pushed them away in order to show him their 'secret techniques'.

Once they were tired out,Architeuits and her minions picked up the slack,using all their'hidden knowledge'to
make him 'react positively' to their actions.

After that,Daffyda,Constance,Selene,Louise,Takua and Jartha used the 'secret arts' they learned from Valmiar to prove thier 'womanhood' to the Koren stud.

All the women in the PPC joined the Orgy(Except for Luxury and Maeluwien, who were being shipped together in a broom closet) and all the men turned themselves into women just for fun.

The only ones who avoided the rampant OOCness were Techno-Daan and Tess; who were on a 'special vacation' to Lond Daer at that time.

The End

~~~~~~
HAHAHAHAHA!,said Melvin,High priest of the Cult of the Smut Carver.

Now that I've created the BADFIC OF DOOM,I will use it's words of EEEVIL to increase the unemployment rate on this puny New Caledonia town to 100 percent so that everyone will leave! Then,I will take over the City and use it as a base to overrun the entire Multiverse,fufilling my beloved Melba's legacy.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Suddenly,an enraged mob of Agents and Flowers portaled in,and shot him.

THE REAL END

Bleep-products for everyone!

Review!!1 by Hikau Yagami on 2008-07-05 01:30:00 UTC Reply

ong mkethgs is bak?!?! dats so kool!!! but leik, teh othr stff was bormng! lol
[[OOC]] Can you give me some brain food? by WikiMaster on 2008-07-04 11:28:00 UTC Reply

My mind feels malnourished today.

[[OOC]] And don't mention Korean Latin to me. ever. (nm) by WikiMaster on 2008-07-04 11:41:00 UTC Reply

Should U, Wuld U, Kudzu B Mine? by brandywine_baby89 on 2008-07-02 02:10:00 UTC Reply

Title: Should U, Wuld U, Kudzu B Mine?
Author: brandywine_baby89
Rating: G (so far)
Genre: General/Romance

Summary: When a new Agent joins thePPC, will she change sone1's life 4 the better? My 1st sory, R&R plx!!!

1day, some1 new walked down the corrders of HA. She was short, 5' tall, tho her black boots made her look taller. Her ahir was blonde but dyed with dark red-brown 2 blend in better and like camoflash, and she had blue etes with contacts bcus glasses would relflect light 2 much. And she wort a blakc shirt that showed her stomah, bcaus she worked out bertween rading LOTR and HO and of course keeping up on the PPC missions, bcaus she knew that if she wanted 2 be good, she had 2 b lyke DAffyd and JAyCacia and the other famous agents. NEway, she did;t have a lash pathc yet bcause she was going to get it soon, but she wore a skit that was gave her freedom of movement and not slowher down in missions. So she wnet 2 c the MArqwie de Sod.

(OMG cliffie lol!! PLz review, nother chappie coming soon!

XOXOX)

Chapter Two! by brandywine_baby89 on 2008-07-02 23:48:00 UTC Reply

(AN: Well, I onl got 1 revue 4 the last chappie, but tha's ok!

Ellintirya Lloysinthayr: LOL, don't worry, she's not a Sye. she's totally balanced n stuff, and Sues SUCK! Thx 4 reading!)

Teh recruit walkind in2 teh Marwuis's office an aid, "Hi, I'ma new recruit! I just joined 2day and I'm ready 2 rock!"

But the Marqis said "what are u doing in my office? I didn't know about any new recturi! Who are u?"

Ad she said, "my name is Aurora E. Lorra OMG HOw come ur so mean when i didnt do nethign 2 u?!"

And he said "None of ur bizwax, I bet u want 2 b an asssassin and for the SO right? hahaha" he laughed asdly.

And she said "Well yah, what else is there? xsept Dogga, but they're just cool bcus they get fire."

The Marwis shook like a laef (AN: haha), he was afraid of fire!

Aurora went up 2 him and asid "Aw I'm not gonne hurt u, I don't even like fire either. How come ur so sad and stuff?"

And h e said "sigh, well I guess I can tel u, u seem nice. I... im jealus of the SO! he gets everything, and not me. Hes got all the assassins ans jay and acacisa (even tho shes scary) AND Jaycacia loces him, and ismarried 2 him 2!" and he cried!

And Aurora sad "That is true, but I bet ppl would like u mroe if u werent so mane all the time." she hgged him. "Im not cool liek JAkacia or nething, but I wil help u!

"but how?" sniffed the Marwiq.

"I do knot now, but Iwill think fo sumthing!" said Aurora.

(What wil she do lool? fid nout next time! REVUS PLZ!

XOXOX)

tahts so kelw by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-03 00:39:00 UTC Reply

and im sory i didnt reviw lats chappie i muts hav mist it in teh lits cuz i wuld has othawes and auror (is dat how u spel it) shuld totly b in dpartmetn off pursenel bcuz seh neds 2 b wiht teh markis and plz revew my ficcie bcuz its awsum
Oh hey this is really goof! by JayBird on 2008-07-03 00:23:00 UTC Reply

Is seh goin to join the mArkeys department (I thikn its called the depratment of personal or somthing) becos thet would be realy cool. also ive herd peopl say yo should have a betta for yor wrightin, do you hav a betta? I dont know what one is but appartmently all good authers hav one.

oooh da markies is sooo sadd! by Lady Cyskia on 2008-07-03 02:07:00 UTC Reply

more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more!

Reveiw by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-02 07:54:00 UTC Reply

Oooo tihs is intruiging who is she? hse sounds reely prtty but u need 2 be carful or she mite end up a mArySue adn tehn some1 wud hav to kill her adn i dont want tath cuz I wann kno waht happens to her!

Account by Lady Cyskia on 2008-07-02 01:35:00 UTC Reply

Name: Lady Cyskia
Bio:

*squee* I aklways wanted to be a gret writer an now i can shw al u ppl jus how grat i am!

now i wil b uplording mor chaptres of my story True Luv Neds No 1 ELse ONLY wen u peple give m at lest 30 reviws! Her that? I MUS HAV 30+++ REVIWS OR NO MRE STRY! realy its not dat hrd to prss dat ltle buton is it????? it givs me SOOOO much inspriation 2 her u say u lov it!

[[This is Sedri, by the way. And I hate to admit it, but the first time I posted a story - I was fourteen - I did, in fact, demand thirty reviews, holding the next chapter hostage until I got them... until a very polite adult pointed out that this was impolite, and I was so ashamed that I deleted the entire account. "Lady Cyskia", however, has no such shame...]]

True Luve Needs No One ELse by Lady Cyskia on 2008-07-02 02:29:00 UTC Reply

Title: True Luve Needs No One ELse
Author Name: Lady Cyskia
Category: PPC
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance/Angst
Summary: agent sedri is all alone and SOO sad! can an old love make it all better?

A/N: Sooo i jus read a missino abut agents sedriand iza and i thot EW thts gross they shuldnt put a slashr in the DMS!poor sedri lst her last prtner and den got stuck wit dis gay LOSER! so heres what RELLY happend!

Angent SEdri sat curled up on a chair in her rc crying. Eeverything was going wrong first she made a mistaake in hr last misson and nerly killed caspian instead of the sue then she wasnt even alowed to cry over his body becase her evil partner iza wascold and nasty and said "we hav a report to write up sedri".

sedri said "i don't want to write reports i just killed caspian and hes so handsomand i love him and he's my LO and you're meeeeeeean!!!!"

but iza dug her ten inch nails in2 sedris arm and draged her away from the body and back to their rc and said "im goin to check what the Flowers say' and the flowers said "iza your evil an sedri dservs better dan you 4 a partner and u are herby BANSHIEED two work in BADSLASHES!!!!@!!!!!@@@@!

and iza stormed off all angry and bitching and swearing da t shed go bak to her ofu (you know de official fanfic universties i know she didnt actully cum from one but jus pretend ok?)

so now sedri hd lost her partner as well as her lovrboy and she wus sad even tho iza was eevil sedri was nice an lked iza nyway.

"WHY MEEEEEE?????!?!?!?!"she cried screaming up at da heavens an hopin de ironicoverpower was NOT listning b/c hed be evil to her if he did (all evil powers r men dont u knowwww????)

so sedri cryed in her r...il da door opned an who shuld be der but "JONATHAN MY OTP!!!!!"

sedri squealed and through hrself at jonathan kssing him and huggin him b/c jonathan washer old partner (a/n you know before that bitch izza??) that shed lost wen da cruel flowers sent him to doga an away from her. jonathan was an ex gary Stu who sedri had rescueed AAAAGES ago and had been a replaacement fro prince caspian an loooked jus like him (a/n i knw ppc agents arnt supposed to save da gary stus but how else culd i make him look like prince C HOOOT!)

"i thought id never see you again!!!!" sqeauled sedri and jonathan huged her and said "i thought id never see you either sed, but da flowers had a chnge of heart and sent me back to you two stay 4eva!"

and sedri kised him and dey set 2 work kilin gary stus and stupid slash agents like iiza.

a/n no one said what sedris last partner was named so i named him!! haha!

hope uliked my story i'm plannin more but i wan AT LAEAST 30 reviews before i post more b/c i need the inspiration pleeeeeeease!

This awesom. by origonalgangsta2008 on 2008-07-09 23:47:00 UTC Reply

Da flowrs ar evil ashell specially SO, bot so much Da Clover and Hycinth hehehh. Wrte more plz!!!!!1!

[[OOC: A feminist slasher with no comprehension of what "nearly dead" means.

Ma'am, you have outdone yourself.]]
sugoi dattebayo by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-03 17:38:00 UTC Reply

izza was relly meen and its gud taht shes gon and now sedir can b wiht her tru luv 4eva and eva evan tho teh flours r meenies and watn to splet tehm up
Reveiw by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-02 07:52:00 UTC Reply

OMG taht was soo meen izas not like taht! oK she iz a bit wierd cuz shes form bad slash but she is not mean and crul! u need to get ur facts straiht bef4 u rite stuf ike tihs!

ur wrong izas evil an im n0t cowntin ur review so :ppppppppp (nm by Lady Cyskia on 2008-07-03 02:01:00 UTC Reply

Yay! by brandywine_baby89 on 2008-07-02 02:36:00 UTC Reply

Yay! I rlly like ur storu, even tho I thin gay is ok lol! But no1 shulb b mean lik Iza 2 zedri, so I likked this! R U going 2 wirte mor, or is this a 1-shiot? Id lik 2 c mor detail bwtwwn Sedrio and Jonatham if u contienu, ok?

O and u can cuont this revue as 10 if you want 2!! lol

XOXOX

[[OOC: *snort* I like that - "1-shiot" - very nice 'slip'!]] (nm by Sedri on 2008-07-02 04:59:00 UTC Reply

(( The sad thing... )) by Neshomeh on 2008-07-02 23:58:00 UTC Reply

(( The sad thing is that most of the slips really are slips. My recipe for badfic writing is three parts uncorrected typing to one part word replacement with optional grammar on the side. ^_^;

See, Brandy as a character isn't dumb, really. She's lazy and she has a tendency to miss the forest for the trees when it comes to canon, but she COULD improve. She just doesn't want to spend any real time on it.

~Neshomeh ))

[[OOC: Indeed; I wasn't sure if it was intentional, but by Sedri on 2008-07-03 02:00:00 UTC Reply

it was very funny. Unfortunately, my recipe for badfic writing is more along the lines of "force yourself not to backspace every time there's an error", with forced mistakes making up about four out of five parts. *sigh*]]

[[OOC: My recipe... by Tomato on 2008-07-03 04:36:00 UTC Reply

Is to forget that the shift and apostrophe keys exist, and remember how I wrote when I was twelve. (I wrote some really bad stuff when I was twelve, although with better grammar than MoggetsGurl.)]]

[[OOC: I just type really, really, really slowly. by i pwnz u allz0rs. on 2008-07-03 15:51:00 UTC Reply

And I have to think about each typo. The problem is, I'm so obsessed with grammar this thing is making me infuriated. I don't know if I can post another chapter. o.o *shivering from lack of breakfast*]]

[[OOC: Ansela's recipe is to by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-03 17:31:00 UTC Reply

type really slowly and carefully, making sure that she deliberately leaves mistakes that she wouldn't otherwise make. She also has to force herself to leave her usual typos in place and to forget the existence of capital letters and proper punctuation. She has also slipped back into third person in self-defence, as she is horrifying herself with her 'writing'.]]

Something diffferent. by JayBird on 2008-07-02 00:21:00 UTC Reply

Subatomic Love
PPC Wiki fanfic. Can two hard-working electrons find time for a love-life?
Category: Wiki Projects - Fiction Rated: R - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 02-07-08 - Published: 02-07-08

Subatomic Love, chapter 2. Now complete. by JayBird on 2008-07-04 02:12:00 UTC Reply

Chapter Two

Reveiws please!

[[OOC: The Fanfic Land admins would like you to note two things. First, the snazzy drop-down menus for choosing chapters, and second, the 'Directory' link at top right, which gives you a list of all the registered authors. These will both be rolling out across the site in the near future, probably, but for now they're limited to wherever we've put them so far.]]

[[OOC: I don't want to review this IC... by MoggetsGurl on 2008-07-05 01:27:00 UTC Reply

Because I don't think MoggetsGurl can would willingly click on anything with the word "Subatomic" in it. But, as Tomato, I just wanted to say that this was perhaps the strangest and most intriguing thing I have ever read.]]

OMG I LOVED IT!!!@ by im_tehmarster on 2008-07-04 01:37:00 UTC Reply

IT WAS SO GRATE AND FUNNY I WOOD NEVR HOAVE THOUT OF MAKING ELETCORNS FALL IN LOVE BUT YOU DID ID SOO WEL!!!1!!!
Reveiw by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-02 07:48:00 UTC Reply

That was a bit wierd how can elecrtons have love lifes? they dont even tihnk they r just little bits of atomms.
review for 'Subatomic Love,' in the 'name' of k0di369 by CirГchen AnekГЎth on 2008-07-02 06:17:00 UTC Reply

aww lyk taht was soo rom4nt1c 1 don usual1y lyk rom4nc3 but7 7ha7 waz lyk beter tahn twilite. maby wehn im a fizzy-cyst lyk i wanna b wehn 1 gr0w upe ill fydn oute taht stuff lyk dat actuallie happns woudlnt tahnt b awesum?
keep writin! dat was relly kool!

k0di369

psst is it gunna b a 1nshoit? persnly i tink it mite b beter az 1 but 1 bete iff ny1 culd pull of a zecond chappie u culd!!11!!1111

[[OOC: What I never thought would happen happened. Both I and my FanficLand persona agreed on something. I said it didn't make my brain want to commit suicide and it was even almost well-written for a Badfic Game thing, and she said it was the best thing since Ray Bradbury and George Orwell, and that's close enough to agreeing.
[[Yay that.]]
sugoii desu by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-02 00:30:00 UTC Reply

that was liek so kawaii and squee. i didnt undrestadn al teh tecnicall wrods or anetihng butt woh culd sicne sceince is so difucult

cerrin trip and anselas luv stroi by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-01 18:29:00 UTC Reply

hi gaiz this is kawaiiichisgurl4eva and tihs is mai furts stroi eva and i hopez u al liek it bcuz its abut trip and ansela and cerrin and thier luv 4 eahc otha.

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cerrin skiped hapily dow the coridor of ppC hQ, singoing a cherful chune as she thoought of her wonderfool, strang, brav bf, trippy-chan. she fliped her waste-lenght ruby hair away form her flawles tanzanite (a/n i copyies that from wikepeda coz it sunded sugoi and its a pale blue stone like lilac and looks realy sugoi and kawaii) blue orbs adn similed at a pasing agnet. her bishie trip wuld be wating 4 here in hiz rc, whitch waz totaly rc1 bcuz he was teh best agnet eva, and seh waz teh 2nd bets agnet eva so she has rc#2, butt it wos al teh wai ova at teh ova sied of hQ bcuz teh flours wer mean and didnt want tehm to b 2gethr. shed ben wit trip 4 almots a yer now and tehy luvved eahc otha verie muhc adn trip has even sad taht he watned 2 mary her.

seh wakled in2 trippy-kuns rc to spake to him bcuz seh didnt ned to nok bcuz seh were his gf adn alowed 2 go anywere in his rc but seh herd sunds form teh bedrom so she went ova 2 it 2 se waht tirp was doin bcuz mayb he has a surprez 4 her. seh opined teh dor 2 se waht he were dong and saw tirp lies on teh bet wiht anslea beneth him moaning like 'trip put that thursting rode of manmeet in me' and trip siad 'yeh anseal ur so gud' and tehn ansela and trip scremed and tehn cering scremaed bcuz her trippy-sama was cheting on her wiht her bets frend and seh was sufring form a broked hart.

seh run out of teh rc adn ansel rune atfer her but anlesa waz nekkid so she had to ran awai form lux what was alos in teh coridor and was now a hermadite (a/n you know one of thise tihngs taht has manbits and women bits i firget waht their caled) bcuz of a lap acidant and was rapping evry1 woh seh saw bcuz seh watned to pas on her cruse.

sevral hurs latter cerin cam bakc to her trippy-donos rc whitch now said 'trip and asnelas rc' on teh dore and seh went in2 it wiht a macine gun thingie taht she got from the palce were u get gusn fom (a/n what r thise palces caled agan bcuz i forgot) and seh puled teh triger thingie and bulets wetn everywere and trip aksed 'waht r u doin' and cerin went 'u cheted on mai so i kil u and anslea' and tirp was his by a bulet and so was cerin and ansela.

tehn the dore opined again bcuz sum1 herd teh buletfier adn cam to se waht was gong on and tehy caled medical to cum sotr evrtihng out adn maek evrytihng beter agin.

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omg isnt this teh best ficcie eva waht wil hapen to cerrine and asnela and trip and wil tehy al be okai and wil they eva sotr out who is trip-kois gf.

Review by MoggetsGurl on 2008-07-02 23:10:00 UTC Reply

omg that was really good! whats gonna happen! update plz!
cerrin trip and anselas luv stroi chappie 2 by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-02 01:05:00 UTC Reply

hi agin its kawaiiichisgurl4eva with teh netx instalmet of cerrin, trip and anselas luv stroi but ill replie 2 ppls reveiws furst

xXxkawaiifaerieneko19xXx - im so gald u luved it. ill writ moar as fats as i can, i pormise

WithCanonYouCan - ur a scardy-cat meenie woh cant evan admet woh he is wehn hes flamming ppl. go back 2 ur mumies baesment babie boi.

drrkayngel_hez - thnx 4 stadnin up 4 me. can i borow ur tank so i can cruhs him misefl

XxGrignrsgurlxX - gud 1 u relly told that meenie woh's boss. im ur betset frend 4eva

Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr - im glad ur lieking my stroi unliek taht otha meenie. ill writ lods moar so dont wory abut findnig out waht hapens 2 cerrin and trip and ansela. those wrods u didnt undrestadn where japanase (is taht who u spel it i dunno) but i dont no waht tehy meen i juts thooght tehy sunded coll. yh lux is creppy and i wuldnt want to meat here as wel.

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ansela groned adn sat up in her bet in the medcal ward thingie (a/n what it caled i cant remeber) were seh was lies. she know this by teh medcal ppl al rond her and runing in and ot of teh rom and teh ohter hrut ppl lyeng on ohter bets al arund teh rome. (a/n btw tihs chappie if folowing anslea if u culdnt allredy gues) ppl were hrut and bleding al ovre the flor and stuf and her shulder hurt and she loked rund to see taht she had a whole in her shulder form were cerring had shotted her the baka teme bitch and cerine was alos lying on a bed nerby and was hrut as wel witch sevred her rite teh murdrer and were was tripe bcuz anseal culdnt see him at al so she asked a nruse 'were is tirp' and teh nures said 'in surgry stile bcuz he was hurt bader tahn u 2' and waled of.

ansela loked at cerrin who loked relly sad and upsat so anseal went to sat on her bed to cher her up bcuz she was her bets frend evan if seh did tri 2 kil her b4 but taht was onyl bcuz she was upest and seh wuldnt have doen it if seh hadnt cought anlesa and tripe 2gehter. seh put her amr arund cerrins shulder and huged here tigth bcuz a hug allwais mad tihngs beter and seh sad 'there theyre tirp wil live he cant die bcuz he luvs boht of us and he onli cheted on u bcuz he new who muhc i neded him as wel as u neded him' and cerrin asked 'what do u men by taht' and anslea wetn 'evan juts a few monmets wiht him is moar presus 2 me tahn a hole palase maed off sliver and goald and platnum and filed wiht expensve jewls liek rubbys and saphires and emralds ans stuf liek taht' and cerin wetn 'oh tahts wierd thats how i fel abut him as wel and i wuld die if he wasnt her wiht me'.

anslea huged her frend to comfrot her and risa and kana (a/n thier ansela and cerins patrners but their not improtant to tihs ficcy i juts ned tehm to tel sumtihng and teh their gun i pormise) wakled in and risa siad 'ur not uor patrners anemoar bcuz we haet u and ur useles and ur boht patrners wiht trip now and were partned wiht each ohter' and tehn kana grabed risa and puled her donw in2 a big kis and ansela and cerine notised taht tehy wherent gurls anemore but insted tehy where guiz and tehy were kising and gropping each ohter in teh midle of teh sick bay tihng and ansela puled a camra out of her bra and yeled 'real life yaoi' ans strated tacking pichures 2 sel to ohter yaoi fans in the ppc and tehn risa notised waht she was dong and grabed risa and disapeered (a/n u now that tihgn taht shingamis can do in bleech and taht risa and kana can do bcuz tehyre shingami as wel) and ansela mooned and put her camra back awai were she puled it forme.

tehn the nruse cam bake in and told tehm 'trip is ding bcuz he was hit in the hert wiht a bulet and if u want to sai gudby 2 him tehn u can but kep it shotr bcuz hes dyeing and he wont liev much logner' and ansela crid and so did cerin and tehy got up and ran to the surgry rom (a/n what is that caled agin) and ran in and none was in tehre exept trip and he relly was dying and tehn ansela sad 'i know a magic spel taht can kep him aliv but tehre is a prize to pai 4 uzing it do u want to pai taht prise' and cering went 'yes i want to what is it'.

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ha ha its a cliffhanger im making u wait and ill never tel u teh edning unles i get at lest 5 gud reveiws.

cerrin trip and anselas luv stroi chappie 3 (NWS, NBS) by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-03 17:50:00 UTC Reply

ohio gozimas its me agin kawaiiichisgurl4eva and i have teh netx bit of mi ficcie i hop ur redy 4 it but furts ill do teh revu replys even tho i onlie gat 4 revews butt tahts okies cuz i luv u al

Hikau Yagami - im not leving it tere i pormise i juts watned to no waht ppl thugth of mi ficcy ill nevre abadnon my reders liek taht and i no ansela wuld sel tohse piccies bcuz shes relly bad and a theif u no

MoggetsGurl - of curse boht ur revews cont bcuz u mad tehm boht aftre i potsed teh 2nd chappie adn im glad u luv my stroi and red moar to se waht hapens netx

brandywine_baby89 - i no lux is wired and im not relly gud at writting zechs bcuz ive nevr trid if b4 butt i dont tihnk i did 2 bad at it do u and tehse agnets belng to sum1 caled sera and asnela (so sehs rely a selfinsret wich maks her a hypcrit) but i dont tihnk tehyl mind me usign tehm

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trip gapsed as he fetl his lif slipe awai form him and she watned to life so veri muhc bcuz he luved cerrin and ansela lots and he culdnt chose betwin tehm and he watned boht of tehm but tehy wernt shear him bcuz anseal was jeloz and so was cerin (a/n this chappy is form trips veiw duh and ur stuped if u dont fegure taht out allredy) adn so he culd nevre be wiht tehm wihch mad him said and watning 2 dye so he wuldnt has to chose and mak on off tehm sade.

tehn he herd wrods abov him adn eh relised it were anseal and cerine takling and saing sumtihng liek 'leef de phase in tensione Phasen vivo raivu liv' (a/n i got thes form a trasnlaton sihgt so u cant sai thier rong meenies) and he fetl lif cum bake 2 his bode and eh relised taht ansela and cerin were dong a forbided spel to reviv him and taht tehyd chose to boht b wiht him 4eva bcuz teh spele ment taht teh ppl prefroming it were 4eva bund 2 teh pursin tehy where brigning bake 2 lif ans so he wuld has 2 luvly gfs 4 teh rets of his lif and he opined his dep jasper (a/n thats a relly cole brown gem ston u no adn i thught it wuld be kewl 2 has trips eyes this colur but eyes is borring so he had orbs insted) and tolled cerrin and anselsa tihs and they wten 'i no' boht at teh sam tim and he wetn 'okay now has sex wiht me' and cerun went 'no not untul u giv me a weding wrong furst' and ansela went 'i can go fethc 1 now if trip opines a protal 4 me' ans do tripe opined a portal wihtout a potral thingy (a/n what are they caled agin cuz i fogot im suhc a ditz but at lest u no waht i men rithg) bcuz he was teh mots strangest magic usre in al of teh ppc and he didnt ned tecnolgy to do stuf and dosat (a/n what taht stadn 4 anywai) watned to kil him becuz he was beter tahn tehm but tehy where al weklings so tehy faled ans anywai ansela wetn thugh teh protal and cam back with 3 relly fancie loking rigns and seh sad 'this is teh 3 elvish rigns from lord of teh rigns ans it was esy for me teh gratest their in al wrolds to stel tehm form this ugly elfs taht had tehm' and tripe went 'yay' and put on one cerrins finger and on one anseals figner and the lats on one his fignre and sad 'now where al maried and none can sotp us form hasing sex'.

tehn cerin climed on2 teh bed and so dide ansela and ansela looked at his with melted choclate orbs of shinynes and seh puled his cloths of adn hers as wel and seh said 'put tat manmeet in my delcat fodls of womenfelsh' and cerin wetn 'me furst bcuz u had him erler' and ansela wetn 'i ned him now' as she stroced trips saphire hare and tehn trip mutered sum words and he sudenly had two mantihngs (a/n i cant say teh propr wrod bcuz mai paretns r in teh rome rigth now heheheh im so nughty) and he sad 'tehres enuf off me 2 go arund ladyes' and cerrin ans ansela boht wetn 'yay' and swalowed one of his 22-inhc sasuges eahc and tehn hermdite lux cum in ans saw tehm al nekkid and seh stukc her manthing in trip who moned and lieked it but anseal didnt watn 2 shear trip wiht anoter pusrin so seh puled out her knive and stabed lux how scremed and dyed and tehn trip went 'thanks ansela i luv u as much as i luv cerin' and boht girls wetn 'thnx trip we luv u 2' and kised eahc otha bcuz tehy were sekrit lesbans and lieked eahc otha as wel as lieking trip and unnown 2 trip tehy wre planing to trun him in2 a gurl as wel.

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THE END or is it i dont no bcuz if u watn 2 se moar mayb trip truning in2 a gurl juts tel me and ill writ it as son as i can i pomise.

[[OOC: Cerrin and Trip belong to Serra and are used with permission, although I'm sure she didn't realise exactly how far I would go with them. Ansela belongs to me and is not a self-insert. The only in character thing she did in this whole thing was take pictures of two guys making out. Please, don't ask me to write any more for this for at least another year, which is how long it will take my brain to recover. Please, leave in character reviews to remind me to write more if you wish, so I don't forget, but don't expect it yet.]]
O hei! by brandywine_baby89 on 2008-07-03 01:04:00 UTC Reply

Ok u revued my stort, so now I'll revue urs!

Umm.......

ok id n't know who your agents r, r tey made-ups? Its good i guess, but teh secks and Lux in Chappie 1 was alittle wierd! NE way, I'llkeep reading if u keep writng!

XOXOX
Review by MoggetsGurl on 2008-07-02 23:13:00 UTC Reply

I didnt see there was another chappie now i feel stupid. can my other review count as 1 of the 5 so youll get 5 faster?

omg not another cliffie! stop it! i wanna know what happens!
Reviwe time!!! by Hikau Yagami on 2008-07-02 10:35:00 UTC Reply

OMG u cant leav it dere! i need ta now what happend!

ansela sould so sel da picz!!!

Reveiw by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-01 20:37:00 UTC Reply

Taht twas reealy wow! I fell sorry for Cerin sheb ovbiousaly lovved trip lots and thenhaving tho find hi m cheeting on her would have bee juts awful, i duno wht id do if taht heppened to me.

I tihnk the wepons place is the armoury (dont no if tha's spelled rihgt). nad lux is crepy i hope i neve rmeet her.

Iduno what thos wierdwords liek sugoi ar tho, ar they Japanes? Waht do they mean? they soubd kool tho.
Just... stop. by With_Canon_You_Can (Anonymous) on 2008-07-01 20:01:00 UTC Reply

Seriously. Just do everyone a favour and stop writing. Your plot sucks, your spelling sucks, your name sucks, and you suck. iF you don't stop writing I'll send my army of minions around to your house, so be warned and STOP.

[[OOC: There's always a flamer or two, right?]]

Re: Just... stop. by BattleHamster XxGrignrsgurlxX on 2008-07-01 21:48:00 UTC Reply

your mean! its fanFICTIN, she can do whatever she want's....... Anyway, youre just jelous because you cant right and u live in ur parents basement!!! An dont have any friends!!!!!
Reply to review by drrk_ayngel_hez on 2008-07-01 20:45:00 UTC Reply

omg u suck flamer ur not even brave enuf 2 use ur on nme

we will crush ur minions with a TANK! a tank made of JUSTICE AND REVENGE AGAINST YOUR ABUSE!!!

anyway u suk 2 i bet ur just jelus!!1
Review Reply by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-01 20:19:00 UTC Reply

wah, ur juts a meenie who does't aprecate mai sugoi writig skilz. im not scarred off ur minons. brign em one!!!1!!

[[OOC: Jen, is that you?]]

[[OOC: *dies and is dead* You evil person, lol.]] by xXxkawaiifaerieneko19xXx on 2008-07-01 19:38:00 UTC Reply

Omg I luff it! it's so dramatic and I really want to now what happens next! Write mor now!!!!
omg, i cant belive i forget this by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-01 19:10:00 UTC Reply

[[OOC: This is the info for the fic above]]

Title: cerrin trip and anselas luv stroi
Genre : Romance
Summary: cerrins in luv wiht trip but seh catces trip wiht ansela waht wil hapen

[[Gah, I blame the badness. Excuse me while I go drown myself in bleepka and chocolate while working on the next installment.]]

Song of the Vampire by JayBird on 2008-07-01 15:28:00 UTC Reply

Title: Song of the Vampire
Genre: Angst
Summary: Selene's partner died last year. Now shes trying to recover. xover with Twilightt.

A/N Okay so I read this book called Twilite and it had vampires in it. An I was thinking about the PPc and how theres vampires Agents and I thought itd be cool if Selene wasn't a vampire like she is (how doesnt she burn up in the son, anyway?) but a vampire out of tWilight instead and then I herd this song which was reelly aptropriate to the story so I just had to right it!!

~*&*~

My life goes on in endless song
Above Earths lamentations

Selene Morgana Windflower Perdita Lilith X sat in her response centre listening to the music in her mind. It had been a year since her partner Daffyd had been killed and she was still sad.

I hear the real though far off hymn
That hales a new creation

He had been on a mission with his girlfriend Constance and had blown himself up with a ring Selene had given him (A/N is that write?). She had been upset but Constance had left the PPC before the campire could apologise, so she was left alone with her grief.

Through all the tumbles and the strife
I hear its music ringing

Since then Selene hadn't had a partner, and had had to go on missions all alone, because she was being punished for letting her partner die even though she hadn't been there. This meant she was even more sad, and the bonsy Mallorn hated her.

It sounds an echo in my soul
How can I keep from singing

BEEEEEEEEP went the console and Selene pressed the button to make it shut up. She had another mission, and it was a very hard one. She got her bag and opened the portal and stepped through.

When tyrants tremble in their fear
And hear their death bell ringing

On the other side of the portal Middleearth was dark cnd grey. It was raining and Selene was miserable as she walked through the puddles towards Rivendale. She could still hear the music in her mind, though, and that encouraged her and kept her going.

When friends rejoice both far and near
How can I keep from sniging

As the vampire reached the edge of Rivendale she paused on the bridge, looking up. Miraculusly, the clouds seemed to clear over head, and a brilliant ray of sunshine shone down on Selene. She held up her hand in the light and watched the sparkles move over her skin like thousands of glittering diamonds.

In prison cell and dungeon vile
Our thoughts to them ar winging

Standing on the bridge, listening to the music, Selene smiled. Life wasn't so bad after all, she decided, watching her hand. There were worse things that could happen to her, and had in the past. Now that was all behind her. Holding her head high and sparkling like an opal, the vampire Assassin went on with her mission.

When friends by shame are undefined
How can I keep from singing

ooo thats cool there shuld be more vampries in da ppc! (nm) by Lady Cyskia on 2008-07-02 01:17:00 UTC Reply
What are you, an idiot? by With_Canon_You_Can (Anonymous) on 2008-07-01 22:40:00 UTC Reply

PPC vampires are not the same as some silly teen novel's vampires, moron. I don't know what you thought you were doing, but it made you look really stupid. You can't even spell. I don't know why people like you are allowed to live.

Stop being meen! by VegetaFangurl4EVA! on 2008-07-02 03:51:00 UTC Reply

Ur just jealous coz shes shuch a good riter, leeve her alone! So wat if PPC vamps r differen? HELLO! It's fanFICTION, stupid!
ur so mean! by Teh Palt on 2008-07-01 23:11:00 UTC Reply

ong you shuld shtu up!1!

Re: Song of the Vampire by BattleHamster XxGrignrsgurlxX on 2008-07-01 21:43:00 UTC Reply

OMFG! Thats soooo cool! Is she gonna date legoals? pleeeeeze............. XD XD XD

She could still hear the music in her mind, though, and that encouraged her and kept her going.

thats', like, so deep.

[OOC] "bonsy Mallorn" *dies* [/OOC]
kawaii sprakles by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-01 17:52:00 UTC Reply

this stroie is so kawaii and sugoi and the bonsy malorn is so hidoi for not leting selene has a nu patrner and maling hre go on misions al alon. i luv teh sprakles. plz writ moar
omg i luvd it by drrk_ayngel_hez on 2008-07-01 16:37:00 UTC Reply

its sooo deep n teh song is awsum n vampires r awsum 2! ur similys r rely professional n stuff!
Reveiw by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-01 15:51:00 UTC Reply

Awww... I was soo sad when I herd Daffydd was dead. and i wonder how his gf fellt? but yeah everyo1 tihnks Selenes all tuff and doesnt need any1 but she would ahve felt sad to. and the bonsay malorn is juts meen making her go on misions al alone! Im glad she felt beter at the end!
Interesting. by XxLuminescent-DreamxX on 2008-07-01 15:38:00 UTC Reply

Very pretty Song, though it is not so Tragic as it could be if Sunlight cannot harm her. She does sound Beautiful, though.

[[please read that last as by XxLuminescent-TearsxX]] by Rilwen Shadowflame on 2008-07-01 15:39:00 UTC Reply

((Cannot keep own pseudogoth username straight...))

Oh gods. by Rilwen Shadowflame on 2008-07-01 15:22:00 UTC Reply

Account details:
Username: XxLuminescent-TearsxX
Profile details: I am a Traveler on the Road of Lyfe. From the Ancient Moonlight of Yesteryear, I bring to you the many Musings of One, once Mortal, now a Goddess of the Night...a Vampyre Ascended into the very Pinnacle of Power. Look not directly upon my Face, for the Crystal Tears of an Immortal will haunt your Soul and rise within your Dreams.

Story:
Title: Forsaken By The Sun
Genre: Angst/Romance
Summary: Two Vampyres Dwelling Within HQ...can their Love ease the Pain of Eternity?

Chapter One
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A/N: No Flames, for our Intrepid Lovers must not be Harmed by Harsh Words. You may give them Praise and good Reviews to raise their Spirits, if you Wish.

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She hated Them. The Sues. Their cheer made mockery of her sadness, the way they walked amid the Great pained her, for they could never truly appreciate it as She did. So happy. They were. Yes, so happy, unknowing of the cold anguish that seizes the soul after one has lived age upon age in the Darkness, alone at heart no matter how many forms pass by upon the physical plane, people seeming like insubstantial wisps, for they lived so short a time and cared so little for Her that they could never truly seem real to Her. And so she did the Duty set out for Her, and took the lives of Sues, bitterly hating them. They could see Canon outside of the velvet Darkness of the Night, where She could only ever walk by Midnight, forced to flee each Canon before the Sun could rise and end her Life, if it could truly be called a life when all around her was so meaningless. Their Shallow mockery of Happiness ended as her knife slid whispersoft into their bodies, their blood falling gently all around her like the tears she so bravely fought to keep from spilling.
There was no Sunlight in HQ. No Ending to her life that it might Dawn and catch her unawares. Thus her pearly white skin, of Haunting opalescent sheen, was never Graced by Daylight in one Final Embrace that would light her up Translucent and Ethereal before she would disolve into Mists of Ephemera, her ancient Soul gone Forever. Instead her Raven hair, long and silken and flowing like a River around her slender body, blended with the Night, dark her Hair, dark the worlds around her...dark her Heart. Eyes of Silver like shining precious Crystals shone amid the bleakness, as though She wore bright Stars for eyes and held within them all the Agony and Torment of all that has ever lived.
She wore the Uniform of the PPC, plain and Black, and did not care, for compared to the Sorrow in her Heart, a mere artice of Clothing was as Nothing to Her. And so, lost within her Greif, she was Unseeing of the way others Eyes follwed Her, their Dreams of her and the way Her slender yet voluptuous curves lay within the rough fabric, at once outlines and temptingly covered over by it's dark cover of much of Her body, in a way that seemed to invite any Man to seek to discover the Mysteries hidden yet hinted at by her Clothing.
Yet She dared not engage in Dalliance with them. She was a Vampyre, and her Cold marbleesque Skin would startle them if they were to touch it, expecting the warmth of human flesh. Soft, soft and smooth as silk, yet cold as Stone and unyielding to the touch. Their Blood ran too hot for Her and so She dared not embrace them, lest Temptation overtake her and drive her to tear their lives from them in the Sweet Pain of one final touch in which her Ivory fangs would drain their Life's Essence away and let them sink into the Darkness of Death, encircled by Her fair yet cold arms. She Shunned them therefore in order to let them keep their Lives, blessed by a Mortal span in which they would not outlive their time and leave all that they had Loved behind, as She had.
Alone, always alone. Her father, Her mother, dead, their voices now no more than Echoes in Her memory. Her sisters cruelly stolen, and slain before Her eyes when She had sought to save them. Her friends, long since dead of old age, having so Harshly turned their backs on her when they discovered what She had become. Of all the things to miss, even the loyal hound of the family. It had turned on Her, as all Animals now did, and she had been forced to kill it before the eyes of her Family, revealing strength beyond that of a Mortal, causing them to Forsake her. She missed the Trust and sweetness of mute Creatures, that loved her no more and avoided one they Sensed bore a Life that was not Natural. The first such Creature she recalled had been no more than a goldfish. Merely a fish, when She was but a Child. It had Died, and She had known the Endings of Lives for the first time. All things Die, her Parents had explained to her and She had been afraid, afraid of Her dying, of their Dying, of losing and others. If only it had been True. If only, like the Fish that had been Swimming one day and buried the next, She could have known true Death. Instead She was left behind as as all else faded and all Others died.
She, She who was Ellerianniel Darkrose, Raven Lady of Sorrow...She was alone. Could there ever be any Other who would not Die, would not leave Her? Was there such a One? Far away...or closer than She might imagine?

/\/\/\/\/\/\/<br>A/N: I hope you have enjoyed this Tale so far, I will Update soon and reveal what is to come at that point. If you have liked it, please Review.

I dunno its kinda poring... by im_tehmarster on 2008-07-04 01:24:00 UTC Reply

its just descirptoin altho its very prety, right mores o sothing happesn plese
oh taht ix AWRASOME DUde porst mre son! (PMS lol) by i pwnz u allz0rs. on 2008-07-02 22:46:00 UTC Reply

i luv hjow deep i tis. meybe ill try somtime..i meen deepe stuf lol dariikan mite b agnsti to smetyme

elerianelel iz kewl1!1@! posr mre!!1!1!
Vampiers in the PPC! by x0xpsychOvampierchickx0x, on 2008-07-02 10:35:00 UTC Reply

OMFG taht is such a kewl stroy and i luv ur writng stile - its sooooo gothik 1!!!!1!
ellreniael neds to fin a hawt vampier bishie (or a hawt vampier chick lol)i feel so sory forher cos she is so alon :(
ooomg that is SO deep! by Lady Cyskia on 2008-07-02 01:16:00 UTC Reply

i just wanna hug her and give er choclates and make it all beter and you amde me CRY!!@!!!
omg luv it by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-01 17:55:00 UTC Reply

u shuld write moar abut eleranial (is tat how u spel it0 bcuz shes kawaii and neds a bishie bf vampire to kep her conpanie
wow i luvd it by drrk_ayngel_hez on 2008-07-01 16:45:00 UTC Reply

there needs 2 b mor vampyrs in the ppc lol my stories gna be abt vampyrs
Review by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-01 15:46:00 UTC Reply

OMG that was like sooo deep. Ellerianniel needs to fidn reel love and I hop she does cos that is soooo sad waht shes been throgh!

Under attackâ€¼!11! by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-01 15:15:00 UTC Reply

Summary: This is my firts stroy Im putting up so plz be nice cos I don't like flames the make me sad!
So yeah I heard about the marcovirus invasion in March and I herad abotu MakesThings being killed by tehm. and I thought tht was reallu really sad cos he was a niec guy and nobody ever payed much attentoin to him. SO I thouht abuot what would have hapened if some1 had saved hime bfore the marcrovirus (whateverthat is) got him.

Chap 1

MakesThings was in his workshop fixingthings as usual and he wasjust working one a Cad when he got a mesage from teh Sonflower Offical. So he wnet to check it. It saidn “there has been a marcaovvirus invasion and you need to makes Tardisses for all of teh Agnets so they will hvae somwher to live cos hQ will be dagnerous”.

So MakesThigs calledn TechnoDann and they began to build Tardisses for every1. Then TechnoDann had to go adn build somwher for teh ohter ppl in the Deppartmnet adn MakesThings was all alone and building the Tardises. He was soo busy working taht he didn;t notice that a marcoviruss was comign towrads him… but soemone els e did.

Tehre was a gunshiot and MakesThigns turned round quiickly. It was an Agetn fromm the Dpeartment of MarySUes (A/N he ciould tell byt the badge she wore I forgot what its caled lol) adn she said tohim “yu need to be mor carful tehy are getin everywhrer”. He juts looked atthe dead macrdovirus and he said nto the Agnet “you saved my life thank you asoo much”. Then he said “what is your naem”? and she said “I amd Melody Windfire Breeze but just cal me Mel and I was a Sue but now Im and Agent for Teh PpC”.

He smile d cos he thouht she was pretty but not liek an real Sue cos she was al dirty (A/N adn Sues dont get dirty) but thehn he looke dbehind her and shoutded “lookout theres another oen”! She turnde round and treid to shot it but it was to close so MakesThinsg grabed a gun of the bench and shot…

A/N: OMG whats goingn to hapen to them? Well plz R&R adn I’ll get the next chapter out quickr cos reveiws make me want to work!

Chapter 2! by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-02 04:07:00 UTC Reply

Tahnks for al the lovely reveiws! brandywine_baby89 u guesed rite tehre is sum romance this chappie is for u for guessin!

Teh marcrovirus eploded and Mel loked gratfuly at MakesThings and said “thanku your a raly good shot”. He loked embarasd adn tehn she sed “we need to get ot befor mor of them come and try to kil us”! He was realy scraed of the monstres but he was tryijn to be brave cos Mel didtn look scared (A/N but she was) and he sed “I ned to mak mor Tarddises for every1 cos they need to have somwhere to liv”.
Mel noded and sed “ill help u but we ned to be somwher safe or well be kiled” and then she took out a portall-maker thing (A/N does ne1 no what tehy r caled?) and opend a portl to teh PPc city and sed “we cn make tehm here adn taek them to the agetns”.

MakesThigns sed “tahst a gud idea” aadn he wetn throuh the prtal and into the city and Mel folowed him. Teh ppl form his dpeartment like TechnoDan and Tess adn ppl from othe places came adn helpd them buidl mor Tardisses adn took ethme to teh agens who wer stuck instorys.

Mel adn makesThings stayed together in the city and got to be very clos. And thye fel in love adn desided that they watned to live to gether forever. Mel sed “I will aks the sO if I cn mov departmnets so I can b with u cos i love u so much”. MkaesThings sed “but wahts bout yor job u lov ur work”? Mel sed “I no but I wuld rathr b wiht u and I can help u better tihs way”. Then MakesThings kissd her and hedl her and sed “I love u soo much Mel” adn she hold him and sed “I love you too”.

Juts then they got a mesage form the Subrosa (A/N I think thahts how u spel it) sayin taht MarySues ahd got into HQ! adn everyon had 2 come bakc adn help fihgt them. They were worreid cos tehy thougt it woudl be very danegrous. Mel sed “I hav togo its my duty” adn then Makesthings sed “I will com too and help I don't want u to go alon”. She sed “ok but pleas be carful u r not traind like me” and he replyed “i will i love u”.
He opend a portan adn they wnet throuh into HQ ready to fighty the MarySues…

Hehehe cliffie agen! If u r nyc and giv gud reveiws u get a new chappie quicker!

Chapter 3Â£! by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-03 21:23:00 UTC Reply

Tahnks for teh nyc reveiws event ho I olny got a few! Last chappie!

Mel adn MakesThings stepped into Hq adn saw som Mary|sues so tehy drew thier guns and started fireing at them. Tehy killed lots and ltos of tehm until tehy got back to wehere Makesthings worked and tehn he lookd arond at teh mess and was so sad becos he alwys loked aftre his stuf adn now it was al mesy. Mel put her hadn on his sholder adn siad “we will make it al beter agen adn u can do yuor work agan I wil help you” adn tehn he said “I knwo but it stil maks me sad to see it al liek tihs”.
Tehn threr was a siounf liek an arow beinf fireed adn Mel tunred round and saw a mraysue stadning in teh dorway who sad “ha ha ha yuo canot win aginst us we will win! wy not join us yuo ar one of us”? Mel lookd ruond and saaw MakesThings lying on teh floor wiht an arrow in his bakc he looked ded! She screamd “NOOOOOOOOOO”! adn shot the MraySue in teh hed. “I wil never be one of u bicth I love him”!
She fel to her knees and huged Makesthings who was stil alive but dyign. He loked up at her adn sed “Mel I love u pleae dont foregt me…” She cryed adn sed “no you catn be I love yuo u cant die”! then she remeberd her old powres form wen she was a Marysue she cuold save poeples lives wiht her power but she stoped usin tehm wen she came to teh PpC cos they wernt alowed.
But tihs was a speceial situation she thouht, the man she loved was dyin teh Flowres cuoldnt get agnry wiht her for savin him. she cloesd her eys adn fetl the power flow trough hre. Makesthigns opend his eys adn sed “Mel yuo saved me agan” dn tehn he kissd her and hedl her and they wer hapy.
Tehn Technodan caem in adn sid “teh marySus r al ded we can get bakc to work now” adn they wer al hapy. Tehn Mel adn MakesThings wnet to teh Flowers and sed “we watn to get maried” adn teh flowers sed “ok” adn then they wer maried adn lived in teh PPC for ever adn fixed al the Agnets stuf adn were realy realy hapy.

Teh END!

YAY!! by im_tehmarster on 2008-07-04 01:18:00 UTC Reply

thiis is a goood story im stoo hjappy theres a few good righters here an you are one of themm!!1! I

omg thier gong 2 figth tehh marrysus!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!! by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-03 00:36:00 UTC Reply

tahts so cole and i now taht mel and makstihngs wil kil moar sues tahn anie otha agnet acept jacasia bcuz tehyr awsum liek tahe and plz writ moar bcuz i watn 2 red it and plz reviw my ficcie bcuz its awsum and kewl liek tihs 1

[[OOC: Ansela is scaring herself now. She is finding it easier and easier to write in the above manner with each in character review that she writes. She is also wondering why she is talking about herself in the third person]]

coooliees! by Lady Cyskia on 2008-07-03 01:57:00 UTC Reply

fightin an killin and mel kikcs @$$$$$$$!!!!!!!

[[OOC: Sedri is also scaring herself, and understands Ansela's need to write in third person as Sedri believes it is a form of protection for the abused, grammer-loving brains of all involved Borders.]]

Yay! by brandywine_baby89 on 2008-07-03 00:13:00 UTC Reply

Oooh, I guessed it, go me! lol I'm glad makes0things finds som lov, ppl are so mane 2 him

XOXOX

Review by brandywine_baby89 on 2008-07-02 01:53:00 UTC Reply

OMG u ROCL 4 wirting this story!!! I waz so mad hwne makes0things died, I almost cried! Do I c romace in the future? lol WRite more soon!

XOXOX
YOU SAFED HIM! *huggleshugglesyayasqueee!* by Lady Cyskia The Brave And Noble And Good on 2008-07-02 01:13:00 UTC Reply

you safed him you safed him YAAAAAY!!!!

but you cant end it there i needt o know more what will happen noooooooooooow????
[[Oops, forgot...] by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2008-07-01 20:58:00 UTC Reply

Category: Action

Rating: PG
iie u cant do taht by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-01 18:00:00 UTC Reply

u cant make it a clifhanger how culd u i want to fidn out waht hapens to makes tihngs and mel and thier sugoi luv 4 eahc otha
ZOMG Cliffhanger!!!!11!!! by VegetaFangurl4EVA! on 2008-07-01 15:37:00 UTC Reply

OMG, that's sooo good! I cant wate to find out wat hapens! Mel sounds so cool an im so glad she saved Make Things!

My profile by Ansela on 2008-07-01 13:50:00 UTC Reply

hi i'm kawaiiichisgurl4eva. god 2 c u al

omg tihs palce is so sugoii. i can't wiat to writ sum god ficcies abut my fave ppc agnets ansela and trip. im a gud writr relly, just i has sum truble wit speling, which isnt relly as improtant as sum ppl sez it iz.

r&r my sugoii stroies and ill do the same to u for deffs.

[[OOC]] A few questions? by Ansela on 2008-07-01 13:54:00 UTC Reply

1.) Are we allowed to use other Boarder's Agents if we ask them for permission?

2) How explicit are we allowed to go? I'm thinking of using phrases worthy of Weeping Cock, but I remember that there are 13 year olds populating the boards who might not appreciate it.

[[OOC]] Nitpickyness by CirГchen AnekГЎth on 2008-07-02 05:59:00 UTC Reply

Actually, at least a 12-year-old. Two if you count the psychotic version of me that is my FanFicLand account.. but she doesn't count. She can't even count, after all.
That's about it... I just like nitpicking. I shall go back to attempting to get back into the habit of using l33t.

I'd say you could take the four Agents I'd like to write and with my blessing - someone gave them bungee jackets and they're bouncing around off my cranium, and it hurts - but since I haven't permission, I've to wait until next year.

C
[[OOC]] A few answers. by Huinesoron on 2008-07-01 14:19:00 UTC Reply

1/ Badfic writers don't usually ask permission. :P So far, we've not had any problems with people not wanting their Agents used. Off the top of my head, the only Agents with rules about them are Laburnum's pair who aren't really Laburnum's and who she has to get permission to use. I'd hold off on using them, but other than that -- you're a badfic author!

2/ I think we have a couple of stories classed as NC-17 on there... yes, there's Surprises at Twelve, although that never got to the NC-17 bit. I think the most explicit story to date was Elvin Passions, so you might want to use that as a guide. The aim of the game is to entertain rather than sicken, so.

hS

I get to write again! Hee! by Oozaru Angel VegetaFangurl4EVA! on 2008-07-01 13:49:00 UTC Reply

Title: Childhood Crush
Author: VegetaFangurl4Eva! (OOC: I already have an account at Fanfic Land)
Summary: One day Jason wonders the hall and wonders why nobodie sees him. Thn he meats some1 who does. Georgia/Jason

One day Jason was bored and lonely in the nursery. All the ladies in charge (LOL! I can't remember the right word 4 them!) were bsy qith other kids and wrn't paying attention to him so he was sad. "It's not fair" he said "Mummy hasn't visited me in ages and no one plays with me cuz Im wierd." Coz, you see though Jason was very handsome for his age and kind to evryone he met none of the other kids would be his friend because he was from a fanfic from a fandom no1 had heard of and he kept fading into wallz.

"This is stuupid." Jason said. "Im going to go find some1 to be my frend." So he left the nursey, all the adults being to busy to pay attention to him and wondereded about in hq. All the agents passed him by, one person tripped over him. No1 could see him and that made Jason cry. "Why wont anyone be my friend? am i doomed to never know tru wuv?"

"Aw don't cry." Jason looked up to see a girl agent with beautiful curly red hair, emerald green eyes and clear skin (i no Georgia has freckles but i dont like freckles so in my story she doesn't have them) leaning over him. Thogh she was only a little older than him she had a firgure like an hourglass and was more beautiful than Luthien.

"Who r u?" Jason asked, blushing fiercly. "Can u see me?"

"I'm Georgia Branch and of course I can see you, genki-chan."

"How can u see me? And wot does genki-chan mean?"

"I can see you coz I have super agents powerz and genki-chan means really cute person." Georgia said, finally bringing in words other htan dialogue.

Jason smiled, happy that someone thought he was cute. "I'm Jason. Wanna get married?"

"Okay, Jason-chan," Georgia said "Ai shiteru"

"Yay!"

And they lived happily ever after until July Flame and Kumori Tenki tracked them down, banged their heads together a few times and sent them to Medical for a few months.

Reviwe time!!! by Hikau Yagami on 2008-07-02 10:32:00 UTC Reply

OMG tht wax soooo men of JF n KT to do tht! but dis storie was sooo kawaiiii!1 (hee! I leik that word!)

rite a seuql!
zomg! by Teh Palt on 2008-07-01 23:10:00 UTC Reply

itz so toucin i lorved it!!!1!!
aw, kawaii by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-01 18:04:00 UTC Reply

it was so meen of thoes nursry ppl 2 ignoer jasin liek taht and its good taht gorgia is wiht him noa. july falme and kumiro r juts jeloz bcuz no oen luvs tehm like jasin luvs gorgie
OH poor Jasen! by JayBird on 2008-07-01 14:27:00 UTC Reply

Its not fair how nobody likes him and I kno what that's like. Ar you going to wright more about tehm?

Heehee! Well... by VegetaFangurl4EVA! on 2008-07-01 14:52:00 UTC Reply

Welll that ending wass bery sad so i was thikning mayb georgia and Jason could sneak away from Med 2gether and... Well I don't want 2 spiol u! LOL!

Reveiw for Childhood Crush by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-01 14:13:00 UTC Reply

Aww, this wa a nice stroy andi felt soo soory for Jason, just cos he was differnet all the other kids liekd him. Im gladm Georgia could se him and was nice to him.

I don't like the eedning very mich though it made me sad. whay would tthos eother ppl be so meen to them?

Other than that nit was a great stroy and you shuld deffo rite more soon!!1!

I love this place. by Serra on 2008-07-01 13:19:00 UTC Reply

I'm xXxkawaiifaerieneko19xXx!! I'll write as much badfic as I can.
My profile!!! by brandywine_baby89 on 2008-07-01 13:16:00 UTC Reply

SOMG, my profiel is like totallymessed up still! WTHeck is up with teh HTML?! Srlsy, its been lyk that for YEARS, I woulda thoughs someone fiexed it by now!! Just cuz I have;t written nething doest'n mean u can ignore me!!! Ill show you!

Oh, and I'm totally 17 now, plz k thx by!

XOXOX

(( This has been a message from Neshomeh's fangirl alter ego, for those who don't know. ))

My Agent! by brandywine_baby89 on 2008-07-02 00:16:00 UTC Reply

so lyike I wnet out and made a doll of Aurora 4 my profile lol! Sorry to bother u. Ill write sumthing soon, primsie!!

XOXOX

And the enthusiast strikes again... by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2008-07-01 11:31:00 UTC Reply

Account details:

Username: Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr

Profile: I'm 19 and I luv the PPC like loads! I red all the storys like Jay na Acacia's ones and teh ones with Daffydd in cuz there's lots of them nad they do all kind s of kool stuff and can swordfigth and thigns like that (I wish I ciuld swordfight....*sighj*).

Anywaay yeah I might not rite much but I read loads so I'l reviwe othr ppl's storys lots. If I wrte anythig pleas reveiw and i'lk deffo do nthe same for you! ALl my freinds say I'm a rlly good writuer when I do stuff so Im ight put some stuff up here.

(Is this ok? If it needs fiddling with just let me know.)

[[OOC: It's fine]] by Huinesoron on 2008-07-01 11:37:00 UTC Reply

Considering gutsygem's profile looks like <a href="http://www.freewebs.com/fanficland/Author13.htm">this (with, as I recall, deliberately messed-up HTML), I don't think anyone's going to format anything I can't manage... welcome to the site.

hS

A Sunflower's Tears, chapter 4. by JayBird on 2008-07-01 11:05:00 UTC Reply

A/N: Sorry its been so long since the last chapter! Also, i've changed my name -- I'm now JayBird, not Huinesoren. Write it down in your diaries!!!

~*&*~

Acacia pulled out her bow and shot the SO in the head!!!!! But a pink and purple glow appeared around Jaycacia and the arrow stopped in mid air, with sparks flying up and down it. "I can't let you do that, mother," the young girl said, standing her ground in front of Acacia.

The Assassin snarled a snarl of purest rage. "You think you can defy me?!?!" she bellowed, ignoring Jay, who let out a squeak and tried to burrow under the SO's desk. "I have more power than you can possibly imagine, little girl." She unstrung her bow (A/N can you do that??) and held the wooden bit up in her hand. "You think this is a bow?" she demanded. "I suppose you imagined I trained to achieve my perfect aim?"

"I never really thought about it," Jaycacia said blandly. "But whatever it is, you may not use it to harm my mother -- or the SO."

"Who's going to stop me?" Acacia demanded. "You? You, little girl with no clothes? No weapons? You have nothing." She pointed the bow at her daughter and sighted along it.

Jaycacia did not even look embarrassed. "I don't need clothes to stand up to you," she said in a strong voice, "nor weapons. I have power."

"AND SO DO I!" Acacia shouted. From the tip of the bow a bolt of black light shot out, crossing the room in a flash and tearing into Jaycacia's chest.

Noooooooooooo! The SO exclaimed. Jaycacia, no!

Acacia Byrd turned, smiling cruelly. "Youre next, flower," she said, and sighted along her bow.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

"No, don't tell me."

Acacia blinked, stopping at the foot of Jay's bed. "You're awake? I thought you were asleep!"

"I've been watching the calendar," Jay replied, sitting up and opening her eyes. "I knew you'd be along soon, Acy. Jaycacia again?"

"You're taking all the fun out of this," Acacia complained, holding up a sheet of paper. "And you're not even in this chapter."

"New chapter rather than new story?" Jay asked. Acacia nodded. "That's a new one for her. Who was the author, again?"

"Someone named Huinesoron," Acacia supplied. "Or at least, she was called that... she changed her name."

"Oh?" Swinging her legs over the side of the bed, Jay rubbed her eyes to clear them. "What to?"

"You'll see when you read it," Acacia promised. "But first... coffee?"

A Sunflower's Tears, chapter5. by JayBird on 2008-07-03 01:00:00 UTC Reply

As Acacia aimed her wand at the SO, Jay turned away from the desk and threw herself on top of Jaycacia with a sob. "Oh my beautiful darling daughter," she cried, kissing her face and lips. "I only just got you back and now you're dead!! You can't be dead, Jaycacia! I love you!" She pressed her hands to the beautiful girls' chest, feeling an intense heat from where Acacia's bolt had hit. Acacia, meanwhile, was looking on with a sneer.

"As if that means anything," she said cruelly. "I thought I loved you once, before you betrayed me. Oh, yes," she went on, "you're the reason I turned to evil - your cheating on me with Sean and Lux. But I'll never turn back, never! I'm happy to be evil!" And she laughed an evil laugh.

Turning, Jay glared at her through tear-stained eyes, clutching Jaycacia's body to her. "You don't deserve love," she said, her voice breaking. "But Jaycacia did, and now she's dead!"

And we did love her, the Sunflower Official said, his tendrils wrapping around Jay. We two, we loved her dearly. And you took her away from us. Supported by him, Jay bowed her head over Jaycacia's still form. Crystal tears slid from her eyes, splashing down onto the black stain between her breasts.

"Oh, shut up already," Acacia snapped, swinging the wand round. "That girl was a complete slut. She never loved either of you, she just used you. She deserves to be dead -- you all do!"

"But they will not be," a voice said, "not today." Ignoring Jay's astonished exclamation, Jaycacia sat up. "You may have power, but I have more, because I have known love, and you... you never have." Screaming, Acacia fired her want, but Jaycacia caught the black fire in her hand effortlessly. "Not this time, mother," she said sadly. "This time you'll lose -- permanently." The captured energy reformed itself into an ebon sword, which Jaycacia, leaping to her feet, swung at Acacia.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Sean? And Lux??

Acacia shrugged. "It could be worse."

Jay stared at her. "She's got me sleeping with Sean and Lux, how could it be worse?"

Acacia raised an eyebrow. "She could have you sleeping with the SO and a Mary-Sue?" she suggested. Jay glowered.

"That's not the same. I mean, this is Sean. And-"

"And Lux, yes." Acacia shook her head. "I'm amazed that's the first thing you find objectionable about that... thing, Jay."

Jay shrugged. "The rest of it's just funny, Acy. But that... ugh. Can you imagine what Lux would say?"

"... yes. In great detail." Acacia shuddered. "Never tell her about this story."

"Agreed," Jay said fervently, and sipped her coffee before turning the page.

Chapter 6 AND ITS DONN!!! by JayBird on 2008-07-04 17:35:00 UTC Reply

The black blade struck the evil Assassin full on the chest. Acacia stared down at it for a stunned moment, and then exploded into a vortex of dark fire. For a moment it seemed about to consume them all, but Jaycacia concentrated and a pink-purple glow surrounded it, containing it... but not enough. "Help me!" she cried out. "Mother, husband -- help me!"

Struggling to stand against the howling wind that filled the office, Jay clutched at her daughter's hand. "What can we do?" she cried.

"I told you!" Jaycacia replied. "The power... of love!"

Jay blinked uncertainly. "I do love you..." she said.

"That's not... enough," Jaycacia said, the strain showing on her face. "Have... to show--!"

I understand, the SO said, his tendrils already winding their way up Jaycacia's bare legs. Jay, I will show her down here. You must kiss her -- now! He wrapped a spare frond around Jay, pulling her close to Jaycacia's nude form. The older Assassin's hands pressed against her daughter's bosom as she kissed her hard on the mouth, feeling the younger girl responding eagerly. As her hands explored Jaycacia's body, the brilliant light started to overcome the darkness that had once been Acacia.

"More!" Jaycacia screamed. "I must have more!"

Gladly! the SO cried, plunging his tendrils--

~

Jay put the sheaf of paper down. "Does it get any better?" she asked.

Acacia peered across the table, trying to read the upside-down story. "Not really," she said. "You're nearly at the end, though."

"Yah-huh." The former Assassin glanced further down the page.

~

Bucking beneath her lovers' ministrations, Jaycacia felt the metal of the SO's desk, cold beneath her sweaty back. She gasped repeatedly as Jay's tongue--

~

"I don't want to read this!"

"Just skip to the end," Acacia recommended.

~

The trio lay upon the soft carpet--

~

"Carpet? Since when did the SO have a carpet?"

"Just. Read."

~

--upon the soft carpet, breathing heavily. The SO's tendrils were still tangled around the two women, touching and stroking their sensitive spots slowly. Is she gone forever? he asked quietly.

"I think so," Jaycacia replied in a murmur. "By your love for me, you have brought peace and safety to the PPC at last."

I am glad, the Sunflower said. And I am glad... to have you back.

"I'm glad to be back," Jaycacia said with a smile, and glanced across at her mother, sleeping soundly. "Do you want me to go back to my Response Centre now, my love?"

Hmm... perhaps not, the SO said. I've just realised that I'm in need of... let me see... a pair of assistants here in my office.

Jaycacia Thornbyrd smiled. "An excellent idea," she murmured, and fell into a deep sleep.

~

"... what, that's it?" Jay asked.

Acacia shrugged. "That's the end, apparently," she said. "The story's marked as 'complete', so."

"But she's still alive!" Jay protested. "Acacia, why's she still alive?"

"Because she's a Mary-Sue, Jay," Acacia said calmly. "Who did you think was going to kill her?"

"Well," Jay began, "we--"

"No," Acacia said firmly. "We're not going back again. No."

Jay raised an eyebrow at her former partner, then lifted her mug and drained the last of her coffee. "All right," she agreed. "I suppose this means there'll be another story from her next year?"

"Quite likely," Acacia concurred. "Want me to bring it to you?"

"Could you wait until daylight next time?" Jay asked plaintively. "Some of us have work in the morning."

"We'll see," Acacia replied, and grinned.

Yaaaay! by brandywine_baby89 on 2008-07-05 16:40:00 UTC Reply

U finished it!!!! U r so awsome! I hpe my stroy iz half asgod as this1 when Im done llol! U shuld write 4 the ral PPC.

XOXOX

(( And that's it for Brandy this year. My brain can't take it anymore. ))

yay tahst awsum by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-03 17:34:00 UTC Reply

teh evil acasia wil nevre trumph ova teh powre off jacasia and jaycasia wil defet teh bithc and safe teh so form her and waht was wiht taht bite at teh edn bcuz jay and acasia semed relly ot off chacter tere adn it where wired evan 4 teh ppc
Reveiw by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-03 04:41:00 UTC Reply

Wow Jaycacia is sooo togh i thot she was dead! U should kill Acaica rite now!

Adn wy is tehre al taht wierd stuf at teh edn wiht Jay adn Acaica they arnet in cahracter tehre?

Reply to review. by JayBird on 2008-07-03 16:59:00 UTC Reply

Thankx for revuwing! And i dont' kno whats up wit all that stugg at the edn! I didn wright it! I tHink fanficland iz sneeking it in tehre or somthing.

Squee! by brandywine_baby89 on 2008-07-02 02:26:00 UTC Reply

OOOOh, I have;t repilied 2 1 of ur stories in a long time lol! This is still rlly rlly good, us hould finish it! Dud I ever tell u that Jaycasia is awsum, bcuz she IS! And don't kill theSO!!!! that would SUCK! Evn if he IS meen sumtimz!

XOXOX
Oooo no fair that EVIl acacia !!!! by Lady Cyskia The Brave And Noble And Good on 2008-07-02 01:09:00 UTC Reply

tat pink and pruple glow is SO cool!

(- Sedri, who finds herself taking four times longer to type WITH errors than without them... *wince*)

[[OOC: I know what you mean.]] (nm) by Ansela on 2008-07-02 01:20:00 UTC Reply

[[OOC: Indeed. It's hard to be consistantly bad.]] (nm) by Sedri on 2008-07-02 01:40:00 UTC Reply

[[OOC: same here.]] by i pwnz u allz0rs. on 2008-07-02 22:53:00 UTC Reply

[[I kept on spelling words correctly and pretty much had to kill my brain a few times to make it all work.]]

yays by kawaiiichisgurl4eva on 2008-07-01 13:58:00 UTC Reply

tihs is so awsum. plz writ mor. acasia (is that how u spel it9 neds to die so bad. kik her but jaycasia!!!!!!!!!!1elevntyone!
That was awwesome. by Ellintiyra Lloysinthayr on 2008-07-01 12:58:00 UTC Reply

You write aa lot of good stuf for the PPC, I read siome of your other work. I think ytour Jaycacia serie s is the best of what you'v written. Shes realy pretty and talentd nad stuff and Acaica is just eeeeeeeeeevil!!11! I thouht she wasnt't verery nice back on the originnal series either cos she was scarin MakesThings and stuff.

Pleas werite more soon, I wanna kno if Jaycacia's gonna be ok!
Re: A Sunflower's Tears, chapter 4 by drrk_ayngel_hez on 2008-07-01 12:22:00 UTC Reply

omg taht was so deep n stuf. i think jaycacia is a bit preppy (lol!) but aprt frm taht it waz relly gd

Yay! I've always wanted to do this! by lynxihez on 2008-07-01 10:56:00 UTC Reply

A'right, I'd better create an account.

Username: drrkayngelhez

Profile: Hi, im relly deep and goffik and i hate preps coz they r lyk soooooooooo stoopid. cheerleading sux.

im a half vampire so i have long raven blak hair and pointed teeth so i can kill all preps!!!1

so tahts all u need to no about me bye-bye

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Post this on your profile if you areone of the 8% who would be laughing their heads off. -lol yes!!

(Lynxihez's note -not part of profile: Is this okay? I love taking the piss out of people like this, so I needed to parody it. If I need to edit the format on here or anything, please tell me and I'll change it.)

[[OOC: That's absolutely fine. Posting it now]] (nm) by Huinesoron on 2008-07-01 11:06:00 UTC Reply

[[OOC additional note]] by Huinesoron on 2008-07-01 10:42:00 UTC Reply

Knew I'd forget something. If any of you who were in the last two games want to edit your profiles for this one, just follow the same proceedure as for making a new one, with maybe an OOC note that it's an edit, and all will be shiny.

hS, editing his own right now