Subject: Hue
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Posted on: 2014-08-19 12:23:00 UTC

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Name: Hue
Age, Sex, Species: Color-Sprite, male, age unknown
Home Continuum: A bad Rainbow-Brite fanfiction that invaded Yoda’s swamp-planet
RC, Department, Partner: RC 414, Despatch, partner is Kimberly Feinstein.

Appearance: Two feet tall. He’s a one-foot diameter ball of fluff with arms and legs. He is dyed completely black. He has beady eyes and a round pink nose.

He is a sprite from the Rainbow Brite universe. He was the servant of a Mary-Sue that wanted “to make Dagobah as colorful and beautiful as Earth.” His fur “is a completely new color that no one has ever seen before,” so he’s required to keep it dyed black. No one who has seen him can accurately describe whether he is bleen, bismuth, or just plain urple. His main diet is candy, but he’ll occasionally eat fresh fruit or starchy foods. Doesn't take bleep products yet. He’ll eventually drink bleepka, but never straight; it is always mixed with kool-aid or fruit juice.

Hue’s fanfiction of origin caused one of the agents to go flamethrower crazy and no-one knows what happened to the agent after he killed the Sue. Sprites are naturally helpful, and Hue managed to help the other agent through the portal back to headquarters. After that, he ran in fear from the agents that were trying to contain him. His obnoxious fur color caused headaches and momentary insanity and he was finally captured in a dark room.

Hue’s normal language is “Happytalk” which is a rapid succession of babbling squeaks. Pure Happytalk mostly references negative adjectives as lack of the positive opposite, but Hue has invented some new syllables to describe the horrors he has seen. He can speak English, but it is difficult for him to pronounce. He does speak normally when he is disguised as a human, but he’s just as likely to go as a rat or a squirrel that can pronounce Happytalk. When using him, dialog can either be translated or his partner can do one-sided conversations like in the Luke-centric Star Wars movies.

His special power is that he can look at obnoxious Sue colors and feel no discomfort.

Character references: Twink from Rainbow Brite, Care Bears from the 80’s cartoon, Sheldon Mopes from Death to Smoochy.

Hue is child-friendly in regards to violence. He recognizes that bad people should be stopped from doing bad things. He will happily shoot self-inserts with a tranquilizer pistol, but won’t do it if the insert is likely to get hurt. He believes that the mechanics of coupling should be left to the imagination, but doesn't realize that he can ask not to do missions involving it.

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