Subject: Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
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Posted on: 2014-07-26 16:36:00 UTC

I can't imagine what use they'd be. If you were blinded at the first sign of danger, not only is that a dead giveaway that something is wrong, so the very mechanism that prevents the user from being alarmed would alarm the user, you can't see what's coming, so that further panics the wearer.

It'd be like Twilight in the episode It's About Time. She finds out that something is gonna happen and when it's gonna happen, but not what it is. She ends up flipping her lid.

And to make matters worse, the kind of danger that would most likely happen could probably endanger the wearer.

Also they don't seem to be able to fit over my prescription glasses without being lopsided...

It's still an interesting novelty piece, and also an interesting fusion of magic danger-sensing items and those special prescription glasses whose lenses darken like sunglasses' in sunlight, so thank you nonetheless. It'll probably go on my shelf next to my can of infinite cookies from my original welcome thread.

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