Subject: The evidence is clear:
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Posted on: 2015-04-20 11:42:00 UTC

Legendary Pokemon can breed.

They just suck at it.

Seriously, one produces mutant babies every time, another is apparently prone to Amazonogenesis. How badly wrong do you think the other pairings would go?

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Experiment #72: Moltres/Zapdos. Pokemon communication translated by Professor Doctor Meowth, PhD.

"Oh, Moltres, you're so hot!"

"Zapdos - you electrify me."

"Take me, Moltres. Consume me with your fiery passion!"

"Right! Uh... do we do this in the air, or...?"

"I think Wailord and Skitty do it in the water."

"I'm weak to water."

"Maybe on the ground, then? If I lift my leg up-"

"And if I come up like this..."

ZAP.

WHOOMF.


"Owwwwww..."

Results: severe burns across 34% of Zapdos' body. Moltres rendered unconscious by electric shock.




Experiment #73: Deoxys/Meloetta...




Yeah, sounds reasonable to me.

hS

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